Suhel

**bump** cuz this shit was funny.... ------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Fri Dec 29th - Sequoia (South Street Seaport) Sun Dec 31st - The Tribeca Rooftop (www.tribec.com) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

Yeah I always find myself going to the bathroom quite a bit and with a more frequented sense of urgency after a bust myself. Why is that?? ------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Fri Dec 29th - Sequoia (South Street Seaport) Sun Dec 31st - The Tribeca Rooftop (www.tribec.com) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Fri Dec 29th - Sequoia (South Street Seaport) Sun Dec 31st - The Tribeca Rooftop (www.tribec.com) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

"YEAH. FLAVA. YOU NAH MEAN? KEY FORD IN WHITE PLAINS BABY...BLAZIN THE BEST DEALS ON NEW CARS. USED CARS. LEASED CARS. THEY GOT IT ALL. YOU NAH MEAN?? THEY EVEN GOT AN ON SITE FINANCIAL STAFF TO HELP GET YOU INTO A NEW FOR CAR OR TRUCK NO MATTER WHAT CONDITION YOUR CREDIT IS IN! SO COME DOWN TO KEY FORD IN WHITE PLAINS BABY...JUST MINUTES FROM THE BOOGY DOWN. THIS IS FUNKMASTER FLEX...YA HEARD?? (EXPLOSION NOISE IN BACKGROUND)" ------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Fri Dec 29th - Sequoia (South Street Seaport) Sun Dec 31st - The Tribeca Rooftop (www.tribec.com) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

Merry XMAS everybody!!!! lololol... > > Dear Santa, > > > > I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben > > a gud boy all yeer. > > > > Yer Frend, > > BiLLy > > > > Dear Billy, > > > > Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in > > lawn care. How about I > > send you a freakin' book so you can learn to read > > and write? I'm giving > > your older brother the space ranger. At least HE > > can spell! > > > > Santa > > ______________________ > > > > Dear Santa, > > > > I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing > > I ask for is peace And > > joy in the world for everybody! > > > > Love, > > Sarah > > > > Dear Sarah, > > > > Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't > > they? > > > > Santa > > __________________________ > > > > Dear Santa, > > > > I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, > > I'd like for my Mommy > > and daddy to get back together. Please see what you > > can do. > > > > Love, > > Teddy > > > > Dear Teddy, > > > > Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a > > screen door in a hurricane. > > Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to > > your frigid mom, who > > rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that > > dream. Let me get you > > some nice Legos instead. > > > > Santa > > __________________ > > > > Dear Santa, > > > > I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. > > Joes, a dog, a drum > > kit, a pony and a tuba. > > > > Love, > > Francis > > > > Dear Francis, > > > > Who in the hell names their kid "Francis" nowadays? > > I bet you're gay. > > > > Santa > > _________________ > > > > Dear Santa, > > > > I left milk and cookies for you under the tree,and I > > left carrots for your > > reindeer outside the back door. > > > > Love, > > Susan > > > > Dear Susan, > > > > Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer > > fart in my face when riding > > in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me > > a bottle of scotch. > > > > Santa > > ___________________ > > > > Dear Santa, > > > > What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are > > you busy making toys? > > > > Your Friend, > > Thomas > > > > Dear Thomas, > > > > All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in > > Vegas, where I spend most > > of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind > > by drinking myself silly > > and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while > > losing money at the > > craps table. Hey, you wanted to know. > > > > Santa > > _____________________ > > > > Dear Santa, > > > > Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really > > know when we're awake, like > > in the song? > > > > Love, > > Jessica > > > > Dear Jessica, > > > > Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever > > you do. I'm skipping > > your house. > > > > Santa > > _______________________ > > Dear Santa, > > > > I really really want a puppy this year. Please > > please please PLEASE PLEASE > > could I have one? > > > > Timmy > > > > Dear Timmy, > > > > That whiney-assed begging shit may work with your > > folks, but that crap > > doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater. . . > > again. > > > > Santa > > __________________ > > > > Dearest Santa, > > > > We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get > > into our home? > > > > Love, > > Marky > > > > Dear Mark, > > > > First, stop calling yourself "Marky" that's why > > you're getting your ass > > whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a > > house, you live in a > > low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside > > your pad just like all > > the burglars do, through your bedroom window. > > > > Sweet Dreams Marky, > > Santa > ------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Fri Dec 29th - Sequoia (South Street Seaport) Sun Dec 31st - The Tribeca Rooftop (www.tribec.com) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

Last night was my first time there. I have to say that the space is absolutely beautiful, and so is the crowd. Good, clean drinking crowd. Music was alright, but that is certainly a dope booth to spin out of. Thoroughly enjoyed the lightshow as well. Definitely a great "date" club, I would have to say...that is if you can keep your eyes on your date! ------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Fri Dec 29th - Sequoia (South Street Seaport) Sun Dec 31st - The Tribeca Rooftop (www.tribec.com) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel [This message has been edited by Suhel (edited 12-24-2000).]

I got hit in the head with a penny... ------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Thurs Dec 21st - One51, mainfloor all night (use YIP's list for $10 admission, open wine bar till 11:30 ) Fri Dec 22nd - China Club 2am - close Sat Dec 23rd - China Club 2am - close (I should just live in the damn place....) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

YOU WRITE LIKE A MAN. I HOPE RUSS CAME IN YOUR FACE... ------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Thurs Dec 21st - One51, mainfloor all night (use YIP's list for $10 admission, open wine bar till 11:30 ) Fri Dec 22nd - China Club 2am - close Sat Dec 23rd - China Club 2am - close (I should just live in the damn place....) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

I couldn't have said it better / summed it up / agree with you more Adam. The yellow tip ones are good (Nightclub Series), but the silver or black ones (Pros) are just as good and a little cheaper. Trackmasters have given me personally nothing but problems. The sound great when you first get them, but for one thing they wear down very fast, chew up your records, and sound like shit after 3 months. And they are so clumsy IMO.... ------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Thurs Dec 21st - One51, mainfloor all night (use YIP's list for $10 admission, open wine bar till 11:30 ) Fri Dec 22nd - China Club 2am - close Sat Dec 23rd - China Club 2am - close (I should just live in the damn place....) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

lol Pete...abs perhaps?? ------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Thurs Dec 21st - One51, mainfloor all night (use YIP's list for $10 admission, open wine bar till 11:30 ) Fri Dec 22nd - China Club 2am - close Sat Dec 23rd - China Club 2am - close (I should just live in the damn place....) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

It's time guys....WHO HERE THAT REP'S THE 1 & 2 IS DOWN FOR THIS?????? ------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Thurs Dec 21st - One51, mainfloor all night (use YIP's list for $10 admission, open wine bar till 11:30 ) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

I went and had a GREAT FAWKING TIME!! God bless Ron Bacardi... ------------------ Upcoming Gigs... Thurs Dec 21st - One51, mainfloor all night (use YIP's list for $10 admission, open wine bar till 11:30 ) Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO and by 1:30-4:30 he probably meant in the AFTERNOON!!!...lol ------------------ Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

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funny....JP played that last night too. coincidence...or did someone call Richard up to tell him what Mauro was playing at Twilo?? i can't fucking believe that I got outvoted by my friends over twilo for factory...go figure...hopefully there will be a next time suhel ------------------ Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

lol i agree with you doug that the music sucked last night, but every factoryhead said it was great. they are all blind by their god jp. how is it possible that jp is awesome every saturday? it isn't possible. djs have lives just like everyone. shit happens in their life that affects the way they play. i'm a dj, i know. and plus it wasn't packed like it usually is, and the crowd didn't APPEAR like they were into it. from a djs perspective, they get their energy (or at least i do) to play based on how the crowd is reacting on the dancefloor. if they're not into it after a while, neither are you. i could tell that he wasn't into it at all as i walked into the booth to get a song id which i will mention later on. you guys wanna talk about picotto being monotonous?? jp was the only fucking montony of the night. no variety in the music. just hard beats all night long....it sounded like one song after a while with a few breaks for things like one more time, and i wonder (which was a pleasant surprise after such a long time). now for MY SONG ID!!! Can anybody PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ID the FIRST song that was played during the stage performance at 5am?? It's a female vocal that goes "cause I always let you downnn, cause i always let you downnn, cause i always let you down". So HOT TO DEATH. I heard it last time I was there 3 weeks ago and I can't get it out of my head!! ------------------ Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

Just curious, b/c obviously if you guys can see this message, I can post but I can't get into my pm mailbox. DaVe...any help?? ------------------ Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

Hell yeah...I been rocking that for almost a month now. TP2K definitely did a good job with this one...and Kina's vocals are so amazing. Definitely a feel good tune!! ------------------ Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

Dude after hearing that I think I'm gonna check out OHM this Friday myself!! ------------------ Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

Sup cosmic...if you're online right now send me an IM.... ------------------ Peace, Suhel Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

I'd be home writing on the board... ------------------ Peace, Suhel Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

How funny is that? I was just having a conversation about Club MTV being shot at the Palladium (R.I.P.), not even 3 hours prior to this post as I was giving these sophomore girls at NYU a brief history of it as we drove by it's former place of existence. I miss that place sooooooo much!! ------------------ Upcoming Gigs: Fri Dec 8th - Vassar College, Poughkeepsie SAT DEC 9th - CHINA CLUB MAIN FLOOR 2AM-CLOSE Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

I couldn't agree with your MORE!! ------------------ Upcoming Gigs: Fri Dec 8th - Vassar College, Poughkeepsie SAT DEC 9th - CHINA CLUB MAIN FLOOR 2AM-CLOSE Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

In a 24 period? Just want to get an idea if mah shit checks out aiite.... ------------------ Upcoming Gigs: Fri Dec 8th - Vassar College, Poughkeepsie SAT DEC 9th - CHINA CLUB MAIN FLOOR 2AM-CLOSE Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

i can't believe you're leaving me renu...sniff sniff ------------------ Upcoming Gigs: Fri Dec 8th - Vassar College, Poughkeepsie SAT DEC 9th - CHINA CLUB MAIN FLOOR 2AM-CLOSE Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel