Suhel

Took a shit in a brown paper bag, and then "dumped" it (no pun intended) on top of this person's car's front windshield....right on top of the wipers (can you tell I hate this person). ------------------ Upcoming Gigs: Fri Dec 8th - Vassar College, Poughkeepsie SAT DEC 9th - CHINA CLUB MAIN FLOOR 2AM-CLOSE Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

Yeah I've always been a fan of tribal house from the beginning (India - Love and Happiness, remember that one guys??) My favorite TRIBAL HOUSE DJ....gotta give it up to DJ MERRITT of the Cafe Con Leche fame. His beatmixing is so flawless...anybody that has heard him will agree, and he really knows how to keep the flow and program his tracks properly. Favorite DJ.....hmmmmm??? That's a tough one now. Gotta give props to Ojeda, locally, and Paul van Dyk, internationally....and JP for knowing how to work his crowd. ------------------ Upcoming Gigs: Fri Dec 8th - Vassar College, Poughkeepsie SAT DEC 9th - CHINA CLUB MAIN FLOOR 2AM-CLOSE Email-DJSuhel@aol.com AIM - DJSuhel

Would I die if I stopped clubbing?? Answer: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!! ------------------ Upcoming Gigs: Tonight!! (FRIDAY DEC 1st) - ROXY MAIN FLOOR 12-1 SAT DEC 9th - CHINA CLUB MAIN FLOOR 2AM-CLOSE

One of my biggest fantasies has been to jerk off (and eventually cum) on a member of the opposite sex while she fingers herself. Who here has experienced this? ------------------ Upcoming Gigs: Tonight!! (FRIDAY DEC 1st) - ROXY MAIN FLOOR 12-1 SAT DEC 9th - CHINA CLUB MAIN FLOOR 2AM-CLOSE

I gave up masturbation as I got callouses (on both my hands) from carrying my dj equipment and records. ------------------ Upcoming Gigs: Tonight!! (FRIDAY DEC 1st) - ROXY MAIN FLOOR 12-1 SAT DEC 9th - CHINA CLUB MAIN FLOOR 2AM-CLOSE

My personal invitation to all my fellow people of the board to Roxy tonight. I'll be spinning on the main floor from 12-1, so be sure to catch it. Be sure to say "NYC Grad School List" at the door...you will THANK ME when you see how much the cover on that list is!!! I can't say HOW MUCH it is....but you will be very very SUPRISED!! PLUR Suhel ------------------ Upcoming Gigs: Tonight!! (FRIDAY DEC 1st) - ROXY MAIN FLOOR 12-1 SAT DEC 9th - CHINA CLUB MAIN FLOOR 2AM-CLOSE

so much for "DR MOM" now...lol ------------------ Don't call me baby...

I always get hungry?? Is that normal?? I wonder, b/c I love eating (pussy) ------------------ Don't call me baby...

Which do you prefer?? ------------------ Don't call me baby...

Is he a virgin?? ------------------ Don't call me baby...

I must agree that the formatting of KTU's music does, well there's no other way to put it...SUCK! Not only do they start to play good songs after they're played out (i.e. spente, turn to you, etc) they kill whatever vibe you experience from hearing the song, with some wack ass Britney or Backstreet crap immediately following it. I don't understand why the house music capital of the world can't have a radio station dedicated strictly to house music. From what I've been told, radio stations in South Beach play all house and even have live djs mixing all day. Why can't we have that here in NY?? I mean if we can have stations dedicated strictly to hip hop like Hot 97, then why not house?? ------------------ Don't call me baby...

dude if your "good friend" runs the place then why can't you find out from him?? hmmmm...sounds like another promoter plug i say... ------------------ Don't call me baby...

I freakin hate that lady's voice. She's mostly on the mci/verizon/bell atlantic cell phone voicemails. Even after the person's vocal greeting you have to listen to her nonsense: "AT THE TONE PLEASE RECORDS YOUR MESSAGE. WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED RECORDING, YOU MAY HANG UP OR PRESS 1 FOR MORE OPTIONS. TO CHOOSE A SHORT MESSAGE TO BE DISPLAYED ON THE CELLULAR PHONE OF THE PERSON YOU ARE CALLING, PRESS 6 NOW" I hate it hate it hate it. After you sit there and listen to your friend's greeting you have to hear her 50 goddamn options. Yes you dumb b!tch of course I'm going to hang up when I'm done leaving the message, but b/c I had to hear your dumbass this call has now gone over 1 minute and the 8 seconds that it went over that I had to hear you I wasted another minute. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... ------------------ Don't call me baby...

saynotodrama, i couldn't have said it better myself. she's so rude and comes on here thinking she can talk to anybody here like she runs this town. honey let me tell you something. your comments on this board are more than uncalled for. your reply about "bursting my bubble" in the paul oak playing at twilo post was very condescending. people on this board are generally nice and friendly as "music makes the people come together", but you my dear since you "know" so many profile people in clubland carry an attitude that is almost as bad as the attitude's that some club owners have when it comes to jerking people with money and false advertising. what are you trying to prove to us here by saying that you know this dj and that dj, and that skribble isn't really involved much in the production work of his mixes and anthony acid is the one that's playing the keys? WHO GIVES A RATS ASS??? if you're so big in the scene and you know skribble, acid, jason ojeda and this person and that person you shouldn't have anything to prove. i know all these people too and i get their RESPECT. lord knows you are probably some groupie trying to get an autograph...... PLEASE girlfriend you need to change your attitude for real cuz most of us here are generally down to earth people. i really hope this post does that for you that's why i'm gonna have to give it a ***BUMP***"]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm44.gif' alt='cwm44.gif'> ------------------ Don't call me baby...

OK Newbie talking hype about a party = promoter of party. Night owls = shitty place Trust me I know...I have djd there so many times it's upsetting. The dancefloor can hold at best maybe 80 people, you can't see out of the booth becuase you're behind some wack ass frosted glass (not that partygoers care about that). The place is wackkkkk. But I must admit that it has a pretty dope ass sound and lighting system for a small club (6 intellibeams, 10 trackspots, and 4 dataflash strobes that can make you blind as the lighting truss in maybe 10 feet above the ground). The club is closing in February if that means anything to it's caliber. Good luck with your party, just next time you want to talk about it say you're the promoter as opposed to making it look like it's the talk of the town. ------------------ Don't call me baby...

I'm sooooooooo down, but I made plans to hit Phoenix and Vegas that weekend. Is he going to be back again?? ------------------ Don't call me baby...

**bump** somebody answer (the phone!!) ------------------ Don't call me baby...

Yeah but what would somebody get out of going through all that time, effort and expense to spend that much money to hoax everyone out for one night?? I mean it was organized, in an "operational" sense...somebody posted a review about there being 50 bouncers and the sound and light system in place, the music thumping, etc. I'm dying to know what really went on.... ------------------ Don't call me baby...

I am the local DJ at Coco's...I'm so insulted... ------------------ Don't call me baby...

Hey Dave, I'll most probably come by. Any guest spots available for clubplanet djs from the board?? PM me or send me an email at DJSuhel@aol.com and let me know. Thanks... ------------------ Don't call me baby...

my bad p00h, i was unaware of oakie playing in the hamptons. i'm not a hamptons person nor will i ever be unless i get paid to spin out there. and for cottoncandy, as far as I know paul oak was not at float thanksgiving eve...that was all pure bullshit. lates..... ------------------ Don't call me baby...

CLUB BEDLAM IN AC????? Everybody remember that shit?? Circa memorial day weekend 2000 (when the weather was much more appealing than what it was now) Seriously...any info on this would be of help. It's a burning question in my mind to find out how they could have poured so much money into that place with the sound and light system from GSA, let alone install it in there only to have it all disappear after the disasterous opening night, and never hear a peep from that guy...DANNY G or whatever his name was. The website went down a couple of days after that mayhem too. Whatever happened to the idea of the club, and all the equipment that was in there?? ------------------ Don't call me baby...

ok buddie i was just on his site, and nowhere on the tour dates does it say that he's playing Twilo. it can't be possible...that bitch junior would never allow it. i don't know where the fuck you're getting your info from... ------------------ Don't call me baby...

OH I just remembered one more club in the US that I took a dump at...... FLOAT!!!! (ANOTHER IRONIC NAME, NO??) AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU GUYS TAKE A DUMP AT FACTORY?? THOSE BATHROOMS ARE JUST PLAIN NASTY!!! I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH WHAT GOES ON THERE, YOU COULD JUST "LAYER" THE SEAT AND SHIT AWAY.... BUT WHAT I CAN'T DEAL WITH IS HAVING TO HOLD THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS UP FROM GETTING WET FROM THE OVERFLOW....THAT SHIT SUCKS!!! (NO PUN INTENDED ) ------------------ Don't call me baby...

The keyword in your post is "SEEN". Oakenfold's evolution since he started touring, especially here in NYC has seen him start at venues that were too small now to bigger places like Roxy and Roseland. I have never been to the Hammerstein, but people said it was just way too packed. Twilo....definitely won't work. And yes EXIT would definitely fuck up too, for management's shadiness and greed. Giant Step isn't stupid to go there and get jerked on their numbers like all the Exit promoters. They may get 4000 people and Exit will give them credit for 90...lol. ------------------ Don't call me baby...