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got this as a fwd tonite, so true, sorry if it has been posted... Club kids... If you are a true club kid... 1 you take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to somone 2 drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movement words in your vocabulary. 3 youve met somone , hooked up with them, and then somehow became best friends witht them over a week. 4 mayonase, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come to your head when you hear the word "JAR". 5 you are, or somone you know is a promoter. 6 you know atleast 10 different <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> names off the top of your head. 7 youve fell in love with somone in one night (thank you e). 8 you already know to have your stuff outa your pockets and jacked open before you get to the bouncer to search you. 9 you know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bugg him is an easy way to get him to search you less. 10 you know atleast 1 bouncer by name or nickname. 11 your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across then club. 12 you know what a blinkie light is. 13 you spend ATLEAST 5 hours every friday or sat. night inside an ex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west side highway." 14 you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (braa)" "with a quickness" "sup (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)" "wad up" "yo yo" "aight" "slammin" "bangin" "yooooooooo" . 15 youve lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world. 16 you know that pma = bad. 17 "dropping a bomb" contains no explosive context to you. 18 "time warping" is a regular weekend thing for you. 19 you either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up. 20 you have givin out over 20 hugs in one night. 21 you know a girl who was/is a guy. 22 during the week, you cant fall asleep untill round 5am. 23 to you, the simpsons is great to watch on k. 24 you know that when you have a jar, everyone is your friend. 25 you know of atleast 5 people who "juice". 26 if you live in nj... you are italian. 27 you ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sighn says $6.49 all night. 28 you have payed atleast $5 for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water. 29 you have payed atleast $20 for a pill smaller then a tylenoll that was a tylenoll. 30 to you, getting "bugged out" is amaizing , and/or fun. 31 every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mind astrays, and your mouth watters... 32 you have fought somone over the computor over which is better... sound factory or exit. 33 you thought exit was as big as a football field at one time 34 snow is the most amizing thing in the world to you ...expecially when it falls inside. 35 you have say on a couch in factory and pondered the meaning of life. 36 you say "i think im going to take a break this week..." and then that weekend you find yourself more fuct up then, than any other time you ever went clubbing. 37 you know that cractory, crack factory, and sound pharmacy all refer to the same place. 38 you have/had a stack of flyers over 4 inches thick sitting on ur desk for over a month. 39 you finaly get your room clean on friday after noon, only to get it all messed up all over again when you come home cracked out sat morning. Simple fact... Why club kids did it right.... a cop sees a "goth" kid walking down the street... pink hair, fishnet stockings, marlyn manson shirt, heavy facial makup, etc... the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad... kid gets busted...(usually just weed, and or coke) a cop sees a "skater" walkin down the street... huge baggy jeans, hooded sweat shirt, bleached blond hair, random piercings, dirty shoes, etc... the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad... kid gets busted... (usually just weed) a cop sees a "hoodie" walking down the street... baggy jeans, work boots, biiiiig pufft jacket, evil look on his face, swaying back and forth, litining to headphones, "rapping" along with his music (moslty swears) etc...the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad/ just looks it... kid gets busted... (usually just laced weed) a cop sees a hippie... self incriminting...the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause hees a hippie... kid gets busted... (usually just weed, cause he took the shrooms and/or acid 30 min ago... and he will satr tripping in the back of the police car.) now... a cop sees a club kid... nice jeans or dress pants, expensive t-shirt tucked in, or really nice turtle neck, dress shoes, nice leather jacket, good posture, hair all done nice.... cop says there goes a good kid... well dressed, a real law biting citizen... the club kid is carrying over 50 pills, 4 jars, a liq or 2, some g, and sometimes acid.... some of the hardest drugs out there...... the cop lets him go bye, and just waves.... club kids do it right... ------------------ oasis guestlist: 201-725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com

next friday the 18 JV will be back for his once a month residnecy. For reduced amdission this and every friday @ SF email Oasis9389@aol.com or Oasis9389@msn.com. ------------------ oasis guestlist: 201-725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com

for <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> call 201-725-8858 email Oasis9389@msn.com ------------------ oasis guestlist: 201-725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com

hows everyone been... new parties comin up! ------------------ oasis guestlist: 201-725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com

merry xmas all sorry i haven't been posting, just not feelin the board lately.. sorry to those that care and the rest.. MERRY XMAS ------------------ oasis guestlist: 201-725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com

make sure to be @ SF friday gonna be a great party... for oasis guestlst CALL: 201-725-8858 EMAIL: oasis9389@MSN.com ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

now thats a fucking song ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

lol clubgod2001 lookin kinda like me wit that cheap plug GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD now i am lookin kinda like rob ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

whats been goin on? ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

been a few days since i posted.. busy wit skool and exams, work, and life... GOOD LUCK ON EXAMS! ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

the 22nd is the grand opening of the new Sound Factory Friday party 18 to party DJ andrew mendez afterhours with Luv&Lodi the new sound system will be in and the party will be amazing for list and info email me: Oasis9389@msn.com ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

the system is being put in this week or next its gonna be completely digital.. if you don't believe me fine wait and see if there is or not.. ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

i am glad to see this thread has reared off the commercial non-commercial BS and for the record he played the new mix of baby wants to ride. and castles in the side was a typo sorryy bout that ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

they will be in by the opening of this party and the party will be live on 92.7 every friday nite from 2-6 thats awesome i think ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

def gonna be an awesome party... place looks great renovated. finally has a new feel used feel like a dirty whole ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

lol great thread.. just woke up and checked the board out. u guys need to get out more asnd stop stressin over ur message board ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

it was def good that had alot of great parties.. the beach party was my fav.. get ready it startin all over again ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

LOL LOL YOU ARE SO WORNG he didn't play commercial @ all. and not one vocal that i can remember. freaking wise ass maybe if you got off you ass and went you would of heard. not commercial @ all. he will be there on the 23rd as well for the Xmas show ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

LOL LOL YOU ARE SO WORNG he didn't play commercial @ all. and not one vocal that i can remember. freaking wise ass maybe if you got off you ass and went you would of heard. not commercial @ all. he will be there on the 23rd as well for the Xmas show ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

december 22nd it goes back to 18+ with andrew mendez and kuv&lodi all the promoters are back from last winter when it was off the hook. def make plans to be there the 22nd. ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

go to exit this friday BUT on december 22nd SF brings back the 18 + party with MENDEZ and LUV&LODI. going to be nuts there.. i can't wait for list email me: oasis9389@msn.com ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.16.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

everyone get ready this is going to be a great party i am very excited for it.. email me for list and info: oasis9389@msn.com ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.09.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

dam.. forgot to go up to meet you guys. but i did see spheric earlier in the night a few times ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.09.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

ATTN ALL: december 22nd is the GRAND OPENING of the new party @ SF. this party is the same one from last winter that was jumping every friday nite. it is gonna be 18 to party with dj ANDREW MENDEZ and after hours wit LUV&LODI. email me for list and info: oasis9389@msn.com ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.09.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389

i liked exit alot saturday.. i really enjoyed boris' set.. he added some nice stuff to it. especially when he had castles in the side over that hard beat.. loved that. ------------------ *EXIT saturday 12.09.00 DJ BORIS For Guestlist call: (201)725-8858, oasis9389@msn.com, aolimer: oasis9389