rudeboyyouth

There is a phat house track I once heard at Sound Factory earlier this summer. I don't know what the name of it is, but the entire Twilight zone theme is played to a pounding beat....and every so often there would be a sample of Rod Serling's voice saying, "You are entering a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind..etc." Does anyone know the name of this song, and any possible website I could order this track from.

Gabriell, I agree.... Johnny Vicious' remix of React's "Let's Go all the way," is up there.

I think most black girls are disgusting for the most part, I don't exactly know why. But the few that I do find beautiful, are skinny, small lipped, and have a petite ass. For those of you that do like the fat ass though, I commend you. As for black men pulling the most girls, well............I doubt it.

Good re-read...learn how to do it more often, it will serve you well.

And Coton candy, thank you for the identification as well.

Cotoncandy....I am hardly a newjack, you worthless prostitute of a man. If you read more carefully and understand what you read for once, you will notice I said that it was on a cd that was made by Dj Razor of Razor N Guido; also, you would notice that I said it might have been black market, which would be the reason for me not knowing the origins of the song, since many bootleg compilations throw shit together with idiotic name. I only heard the song once and never heard it again, which explains me not knowing the name or who made the song. Read and understand before you make such half assed commentary again.

They are strict with the parking there, never park on the yellow things. Always go all the way down to the end. When you are pulling into the main lot, make your 2nd left (coming from Hemp tnpk), go allll the way down and pull up on to the grass. There is usually space there. People in that school can't drive for shit.

I am sure many of you have heard this one, It's called "Here we go," from Silent Breed I think..I dont remember who made the song. But it has a SICK bell tone to it...it's not exactly bells...but it is a phat song...it builds, along with that fat bell sound. You can just feel the fucking power in that song..I just get open when I hear it...too good of a song.

There are many bootleg compilations available where you can get that song as well. Anyone remember an OLD Razor song (from Razor n Guido), where he was like "Children of the Darkness........Step into the light." It was like 1998. That shit was phat...what was it called? Children of the Darkness? someone let me know..because I always look for an old Razor n Guido album that I once saw at my friend's house that had it. I dont know if it was bootleg or not, but it had a shitload of good songs on there. It sounded like the Razor n Guido deep voice though.

The friday and saturday night venues at factory are both fat. The music is great both nights. Although the crowd is younger on Friday, they are not all "kids." I recollect (on many occasions), seeing an age group of 19-at least 30 in that place on a friday night. If someone really loves clubbing as much as many of the people on this chat seem to, they wont give a shit about the age of the people within the club, it's about the music they play. And although I have never even heard of Luv and Lodi before Factory fridays, I love what they play. JP is a good dj as well, even though he has his faults (and i am sure if you give it some time and think about it, all dj's have their faults), he is a superb dj. The only difference I notice on saturdays is that there are twice as many juiceheads in factory, and the crowd is older, but not by much. You have a range of about 20 - 30. And those who breach that limit are easy to spot, because they are very few. On top of that, many of the older men that go there are either juiced beyond recognition and can't really dance. And as for the girls, well....the modified version of the running man seems to be the universal dance for all of them, but they look beautiful while doing it...unless of course, they are ovese, then they simply look hideous. As for Exit, it is a phat club....not much of a new york crowd (which is well known), but it is good. It impresses me to look down at that dance floor and see that crowd packed on there, it reminds me of how beautiful New york has and always will be. Even if the crowd is largely foreign (borough wise), who cares? that is what makes New York city the capital of the world: Everyone wants to come here. As for the music, the sound system is not bad at Exit, but the dj's don't play better music than Factory. Draper is decent on a friday night, sometimes I really like to hear some older songs, that i know the words to. As for Boris, well....he is superb as well, but has his faults and doesnt always play good shit. However, no dj in the world plays good shit all the time, once they reach a certain status, they all have their preferences that they make known, and those preferences aren't always liked by the crowd. As for Sound Factory vs. Exit, that is a stupid battle, since factory has been around for a long time, and Exit just made it's debut not very long ago. From the days of 27th street to 46th street, Factory will always be a great club, "mainstream" or not. And as for factory becoming mainstream....what do you expect to happen? Do you expect the club to remain with a strict following and not get any new blood? Look at Twilo now. Just because the crowd changes, it doesnt mean the club sucks...whatever many may consider factory to be, it hardly matters. I go there and I feel the same vibe every time. I get off the hook with my dancing and let my feet do the talking....All the other faggots (regardless of what club I am at) can do what they wish, sit off to the side, dangle their glowsticks, do some bumps, smoke some weed, drink, fuck in the bathroom, stand around in a circle, watch me dance...it really makes no difference. Regardless of what the crowd's vibe is, I am a die hard factory patron, and nothing as insignificant as a few pussies could ever change that, or the vibe of the club, if you really love it. The clubs were exciting when they were more "underground," that is true. But overall, i am just glad to see that house is on this level of fame now. Even though half the people who love to go there don't know shit about it (which you all know). I can see how all the mainstreamness and pricks flooding the club can piss of the true followers of these places, but what can you do....just enjoy yourself and remember that regardless of who is there, or what kind of people are there, you are the ones who keep the shit alive, you always have been. I love New York.

Hunglikeahorse, I seriously doubt it, lol. Levelling that school is not only highly unlikely but impossible. Not only is it one of the most respected Community colleges in the country, but one of the few to be included into the SUNY system. I go to Hofstra and I took a summer course or two there, VERY good professors, some of the best in the country and as for Russ's commentary about the girls, that is true. I see much better at Hofstra though.

I want to hear a PHAT remix of Kim Wilde's "Keep me hanging on." And for some reason, I believe Jason Ojeda and the wonders he works with vocal tracks, would be the one to do it.

When I think of the way Vicious moves the crowd and the SIZE of the crowds he moves...forget about it. He is superb.

It's incredible to see the amount of new talent flooding the Manhattan night life, especially from Long Island. I am glad that all of you guys are making a name for yourselves...keep up the good work, your rewards are well deserved. I haven't heard Russ Reign yet at the Tunnel when he was there, I hope his success continues, but I did here him on WRHU Hofstra Radio on my way home one day. Hofstra has some good talent there, as well as DJ Eclipse who from what I hear, is following in the same succesful path. Keep it up, and keep the music pounding.

Do your best to keep drinking as heavily as possible, it can be therapeutic at times. Just don't drive. But make sure you keep drinking, don't let something like a mere DWI deter you, you drunken sailor.

I find it strange that some of the underground anthems that have hit mainstream happen to be "Shhhh be quiet," and "Kernkraft 400." I wonder why it was these songs, out of the so many house anthems that were popular last summer and the summer before that like "Afrika." I just found it strange...I used to hear Jonah's track all the time back in 98 then it died down for a bit. Then all of a sudden I heard it on KTU and I was surprised. It's good that these underground hits are getting a name now, even though alot of the people who call up and request the play don't know shit. Alot of the compilations coming out now as well are helping to bring house to a new level. I just pray it doesn't affect the quality of the house music here in New York.

Jason is one of the best in New York without a doubt...he rips it up every summer at CPI's and at Limelight during the cold weather. I haven't seen him at Limelight in a bit though, he is usually there on Fridays. I usually notice him there more often when CPI's closes down after the Summer. [This message has been edited by rudeboyyouth (edited 09-08-2000).]

Without a doubt, here are the best: Claudia Chase Alana Asia Carerra Jenny Mcarthur Kristina St. James and above all.......Jessica Darlin

CPI's in the hampton bays: Juicehead galore.

It's icky, sticky, tight and so fucking kinky...and it feels indescribably good when done right. I love you women.

A revolving leather seat with a sturdy back.

Thank you Raver_Mania. I suppose a rock would do some damage, and I have a feeling the ostrich is a hard bird to outrun, since they cover great distances with their legs. Impressive birds they are.

There are some good suggestions...I like them all. Raver_Mania..how would they get to you before you trip them. I mean, if you grab the legs, you could take it down, no?

Several months ago, I partook in anal intercourse with my girl and she wasn't feeling very well. I wasn't aware of this until she started literally shitting all over my cock..and my bedsheets as well. Bewildered by this, I stopped after a while and began to rip the sheets off of my bed, only to find that the stain had penetrated the sheets and soaked into the bed. So, rather than hop off of the bed and help me, she sat back down quietly and just watched me frantically trying to get this stain out. Now you see, she's an awesome looking girl, and I find it a bit strange that this whole ordeal of watching me clean her shit didnt embarass her. Anyway, I did my best to cleanse the bed, when I was done, I realized I couldnt do anything with these sheets at the moment, since my mother sifts through the wash on a regular basis. So I took them, rolled them up, bagged them,took them downstairs through the kitchen and threw them in the trunk of my car. On the way down however, I ran into my mom who asked, "Where are you going with that bag?" And I replied, "It's Michelle's (My girl's) dirty clothes, i am bringing it to the car." She reacted a bit strangely, since she didnt see Michelle enter the house with any baggage or excess clothing, but she accepted the answer since she was a little tired. Later on that evening. I drove Michelle home later that night and when I got home, I started receiving a series of questions from my mother, "where the hell is the bed sheet, what did you do with it?!?!" I answered, "I dont know, I think they're behind the bed, I will get them later." So the next day (conveniently enough), on the way to taking my mother grocery shopping,I had a flat tire. I couldnt find the wrench to change the tire, so I simply left my duties off until another day and slowly drove the car back home. Later that day, my brother got home with a wrench and began changing the tire for me, and as he went through my trunk to get the spare, he came across the bag. My mother happened to be right beside him while he was changing the tire and she noticed this bag that looked alot like the bag I had so mysteriously brought outside the previous day. So, she takes the bag, brings it inside, opens it up, and to her surprise, there is a humungous shit stain on the sheet. I couldnt imagine how pissed she must have been to see this, but she washed it and everything. So later that day, I am talking to Michelle on the phone and she calls me downstairs. I go downstairs wondering what the hell she wanted and she says calmly to me, "I have to talk to you about something." So I begin panicing...she's Like, "Listen to me...earlier today I went into your car when your brother was changing the tire and I found the sheet you said that you lost. And it had this big stain on it and it could have only come from one thing. What the hell did you do up there? Were you sick?" As she was asking this, I realized that she thought that I had left the stain, that perhaps I was feeling sick and I shit myself. At this point, I figured it would be wiser to play along with this story, rather than to let her know what really happened, because if she did, she would most likely kick me the fuck out of the house and never let Michelle come back again. So I replied, "I'm so sorry Mom..I wasn't feeling to well, it was the pizza we had the night before, I was just too embarassed to tell you about it. I didnt want you to look at me like I was stupid." She then replied, "I'm your mother, I have been wiping your ass since you were a little baby, this is nothing I havent seen before,If you are having problems, come and tell me, don't shit your sheets. I dont want to see this nonsense again (as if shitting one's sheets is an act done out of stress...or to piss another person off)." So basically...my mother now believes that I have a problem with incontinence and I have to make her keep thinking that I do. But it serves me well, because when my baby comes for the weekend, and i continue to ream that asshole out, it's worth knowing that i dont have to worry about staining the sheets, or having an excuse...the fecal matter speaks for itself. And, I still love Michelle...I mean, she's only human...what can you do, right? I mean, women can't please men 24 hours a day...they have their sick days and she goes out of her way to make me happy, giving me ass at any given time, even when she isnt in the mood. I love her so much, and I am lucky to have her. thanks for listening to my story. Rude Boy [This message has been edited by rudeboyyouth (edited 08-14-2000).]

Why is it that the Ostrich has such an angry look on it's face all the time? Seriously, does anyone ever notice that it always seems to look intensely serious? Not just the ostrich, but many eagles, hawks and buzzards alike. They all seem to have this look, why do you think that is?