deanna11

a failing student sits at her computer... and posts about useless shit instead of learning assembly

i want to rip his arms off and beat him with them

there are a lot of squirrels in Union Square. not many buildings that they can gain access into

bring in DJ kludgio

SK, i can do it for you. seriously. i had my tongue done, and it closed up, and then i redid it myself i even have the sedative and painkillers

that's fucked up, yo

ok, genius. so how the hell do they get INSIDE the tree? there's just a convenient little hole that they can crawl into? just like the cartoons you watched when you were little. they probably even have little doors and a doorbell too, huh?

my bf said, "in the trees" that's stupid. have you ever seen a squirrel sleeping in a tree?

btw, gotta love Twirl! everytime i go, i get trashed! fun times, funny people

i would, but i'm not going out anywhere for the next couple weeks. i have a semester's worth of bullshit to catch up on before i drop out of school i'll be brownbagging a forty of OE on the corner, with my Assembly book

in my poor ass case, yes, it entirely makes a difference. if there is open bar and no cover, i am there (like industry parties and wedding receptions). if there is cover, open bar can convince me. if there is no cover and reasonably priced drinks, then i'll go if i can see friends i want to spend $6-7 per mixed drink, and $4 per domestic beer i don't think mixed drinks in a regular bar should cost $8-9, unless i get an actual glass and the venue/event warrants a few extra bucks

if you're Asian and say you don't like other Asians, i believe your greatest problem is not with other Asians, but with your own self-esteem. personally, i'm ashamed that you're Asian there may be Asian cultural and racial characteristics that conflict with American culture or your desire to fit in as an American, but to deny your own heritage is disgraceful i think the greatest concern you have is the fact that people tend to stereotype, and you do not want to be judged in the same way some other Asians may be. if you are really distinct and better, then prove it, by representing the Asians who do not fall in negative stereotypes, instead of having to disparage your ethnicity. take some pride in yourself. stop hating your parents and think about what they have done for you and another thing: no matter how hard you try, YOU WILL NEVER BE WHITE

"joy you make me feel like love you make me feel like home" anyone know this song?

i'm a DJ and i make my bf stay at home when i spin, because he's such a clitblocker

enough of either can bring in the crowd. doesn't mean it's necessarily a good crowd though

i'm actually pretty happy with Cipriani's staff. the truth is, we were entirely not what they were expecting, and they served us very well, considering realz, can you name one major party wherein you received better service?

sexxybabyd, i'm surprised how cute you are. now i have an even greater question: what are your antics supposed to make up for? if you keep standing like that, you're going to develop some nasty back problems, not to mention loss of balance

mugz, you rule! i had a great time. needn't say more

you use the name babymeimei on another board, don't you

my friend used to do the guestlists at a well-known club. one time, this silly looking guy in a polka-dot t-shirt came up to him and whispered, "secret password: ________". my friend was like, huh?? so the guy repeated it. between that and the way the guy looked, my friend couldn't help but bust out laughing. then he felt bad and just let the guy in free of charge

if you have any idea what's going on besides what you hear in the xth degree, you would have discerned that neither Bindra nor any DJ is responsible for how long a line takes. the people responsible for the line are usually the LINE PEOPLE: security, venue employees, hosts, etc. oh, and the antics of stupid patrons definitely don't help

i don't want Godiva, i want something more unique, for a dinner gift

i would like to go home and be with my family, but that's too far. i'm going to Jersey with my bf

she brought me mcdonald's french fries beat that

i agree entirely! Divine knows how to hold a party