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Time for another installment of residents night @ Chateau Noir this Wednesday with myself & Keith Blackstone in the mix... serving up all things deep, funky, soulful and tech, with a nice splash of classics, a fantastic crowd and a great atmosphere! Swing by early to enjoy 2-4-1 wine & beer till ten ... doors open 8pm until ??? and there's no cover Chateau Noir @ Falucka Lounge - 162 Bleeker Street @ Sullivan, New York City

Here’s hoping this finds you well and enjoying this beautiful weather we’re FINALLY enjoying! Chateau Noir provides another installment this Wednesday evening at Falucka – 162 Bleeker Street @ Sullivan. There’s no cover, and drink specials run from 8pm (when the doors swing open) till 10. This week also marks the departure of Chateau Noir resident and co-founder Hunter Wilson of Hysteria Records UK, who will be moving on to work on other exciting projects, including a super special night at NYC hotspot Cielo in November ... Hunter turned out our dancefloor on many occasions, and we wish him MUCHO success with his future projects. He’ll most definitely be missed. Residents Jon Martin of King Street and Keith Blackstone of Diaspora (who is kicking off his own HARMONY party with Frankie Feliciano this Thursday at Sullivan Room) will be serving up their patented deep, soulful and funky house blend throughout the evening. The party is always drama-free and continues to earn its reputation as the deepest Wednesday night the city has to offer. Keith will be on from 8-12 and Jon from 12-4, so you’ll get a solid 4 hour set from each to get you ready for the upcoming weekend. We hope to see you out on Wednesday night!

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that's right folks - in celebration of the release of their new album Morning Light, the full Ananda Project troupe will be hitting Joe's Pub (that's 425 Lafayette Street, NYC) on Thursday, August 28th for a one-night only show to end all shows. This WILL NOT be some watered-down, one vocalist, electronic show. This WILL be a rare treat. The legendary Peter Daou will be opening the show, with a segue DJ set by DJ Shifty aka Craig Roseberry. Tickets will be available through Telecharge. There will ONLY be 150 tickets sold for this exclusive show, so do not miss out - get your tix early (available HERE ) . Tickets are $20 (plus a $3 surcharge if purchased online). See you there!

If you signed up for the King Street / NiteGrooves promo subscription pool in March, you would already have received the following titles, shipped directly to your door, before they hit the stores: Singles Kerri Chandler “Trionisfere V†DJ Pierre “Overcome†Benji Candelario feat Arnold Jarvis “You’ve Let Love Slip Away†Jesse Saunders “On & On†Remixes Jesse Saunders “On & On†Remixes pt II Ovasoul 7 “How’s Life†Julius Papp feat. Jessica Marquez “Your Life†Ananda Project “Can You Find The Heart†Stephanie Cooke “If I Have To Change†Bit Shift “Warehouse in D/M-Path†Blaze “We Are One†Kerri Chandler “Trionisphere VI†ageHa feat. Jocelyn Brown & Loleatta Holloway “A Better World†(pt I) ageHa feat. Jocelyn Brown & Loleatta Holloway “A Better World†(pt II) DJ Pierre presents “Break It Down†If you signed up for ALL VINYL, you would also have received: Hot House Sessions EP 8 Miles High EP Kerri Chandler “Trionisphere†Album Mix the Vibe: David Morales – Past – Present – Future (compilation pt I) Mix the Vibe: David Morales – Past – Present – Future ( compilation pt II) Ananda Project “Morning Light†(album pt I) Ananda Project “Morning Light†(album pt II) ...and you would have paid considerably less than retail!!! There's a lot more coming this year -- don't sleep! KING STREET / NITE GROOVES PROMO POOL SUBSCRIPTIONS

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This coming Wednesday and every other Wednesday thereafter, we are proud to present Chateau Noir in our new West Village location, Falucka Lounge (162 Bleeker Street @ Sullivan Street). Throughout the last 18 months, Chateau Noir has been proud to present special guests including Marley Marl, DJ Spinna, Jay-J Hernandez, Jojo Flores, Ben Johnson & June Joseph, Jovonn, Eric Kupper, Matty Heilbronn, Konbit, Eman & Lola, Matthew J, Adam "The Almagest" Cruz, Chris Barbour, Soul-G, our most recent guest the legendary Victor Rosado and so many, many others. At our new venue, we will be serving up tasty guests on a monthly basis and continuing our tradition of musical integrity. We seek to provide a family-style environment where members of our community can meet and freely exchange ideas, musical and personal inspirations. We are proud to present DJ JEANNIE HOPPER of Liquid Sound Lounge for our opening night April 23rd. Our new venue has a great sound system and a fantastic location, and we hope that you will spread the word and come out to show some love. I would personally like to extend my thanks to everyone who has shown support (physical, financial, emotional, psychic or otherwise) over the last year and a half, and all the DJs who've graced our decks. WE would not BE without YOU!

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CHATEAU NOIR, New York's weekly midweek house throwdown will be relaunching at our new gorgeous West Village location next week, but in the meantime, we wanted to do something REALLY SPECIAL this week, so... CHATEAU NOIR is PROUD to present the legendary one-and-only Mr. Victor Rosado on the one's and two's (and three's, and four's...) alongside residents Jon Martin (King Street), Keith Blackstone (Diaspora) and Hunter Wilson (Hysteria). Victor made his name in rooms like the Paradise Garage and Choice, and is playing at the top of his game these days - both domestically and throughout the world. This ONE NIGHT STAND takes place this WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16th at a fabulous new downtown spot called CARNAVAL that boasts Brazillian influences, two intimate floors, intense fresh fruit cocktails and a great sound system. The party starts at 8pm and it's absolutely free until 10pm ($5 cover after). Those special Brazillian fresh fruit concoctions will be only $7 before 10pm as well, so come early to get your drink on and guarantee your spot on the floor! CARNAVAL is located at 159 E Houston (between Allen & Eldridge

clubshelter.com $25 but well worth it. From what I hear, there's a super-duper secret surprise guest performance, too. Don't miss it tonight. This is going to be one for the books. I'm sure it will run until at least 5pm.

CHATEAU NOIR in association with Vivid Video, King Street Sounds, Hysteria Records UK,NextMoov Recordings and Rumi Miami presents… Chateau Noir WMC2003 Friday, March 21st 11pm until 7am at the elegant RUMI Restaurant & Nightclub 330 Lincoln Road Featuring music by Chateau Noir residents: Jon Martin (King Street Sounds) Keith Blackstone (Diaspora Recordings) and special guests: Eric Kupper (Hysteria Records UK) Jovonn (NextMoov Recordings) Mattias Heilbronn (Wave Music) Kenny Summit (Soul Giants) hosted by Joe B., Heavenly C., Wayne Louis and the many girls of Vivid Video Two Hour open bar from 11pm-1am. Giveaways throughout the evening. Discretionary door … please dress the part! For guest listing, please email info@chateaunoir.com with names no later than midnight Wednesday, March 19th.

CHATEAU NOIR in association with Vivid Video, King Street Sounds, Hysteria Records UK,NextMoov Recordings and Rumi Miami presents… Chateau Noir WMC2003 Friday, March 21st 11pm until 7am at the elegant RUMI Restaurant & Nightclub 330 Lincoln Road Featuring music by Chateau Noir residents: Jon Martin (King Street Sounds) Keith Blackstone (Diaspora Recordings) and special guests: Eric Kupper (Hysteria Records UK) Jovonn (NextMoov Recordings) Mattias Heilbronn (Wave Music) Kenny Summit (Soul Giants) hosted by Joe B., Heavenly C., Wayne Louis and the many girls of Vivid Video Two Hour open bar from 11pm-1am. Giveaways throughout the evening. Discretionary door … please dress the part! For guest listing, please email info@chateaunoir.com with names no later than midnight Wednesday, March 19th.

okay kiddies, just a quick note that in addition to our usual lineup tonight @ Abaya (that would be myself and Hunter Wilson from Hysteria Records), we have special guest MKL, celebrating the release of his new album on Spiritual Life Music (that's Joe Claussell's label). The party is free and the doors open to the public at 11 (it's private before that, sorry). 244 E Houston @ Avenue A. If you come, find me and say "hi", dammit.

Isn't it stupid how even though you and your best friend could have tag-team sex with a girl and share the same holes, you feel too uncomfortable pissing next to each other to even say a word? Kinda stupid if you ask me. Then again, I'm gay.

We've added the legendary Eric Kupper to our lineup tonight (Friday 1/31) @ Abaya - if you are in the neighborhood or just want to hear a rare treat, come on down! Eric's history in house music is pretty much unparalleled, and the party is free for all, (no sneaks or hoodies, please) - Abaya, 244 E Houston @ Avenue A. Party starts @ 11 and runs late. I'll be opening and Hunter Wilson will be wrapping up, so there will definitely be some deep beats going on tonight!

Lots to do for the holidays... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First off, CHATEAU NOIR kicks off it's new website (www.chateaunoirnyc.com) with a simple yet scrumptious formula consisting of musical tidbits, tangents and tantrums by residents Keith Blackstone (Diaspora) , Hunter Wilson (Hysteria) and myself with later treats provided by special guest "Professor" Kai F. (House 2 Learn/"You Better Work"). Chateau Noir is the quintessential after-work-and-after mid-week house party for "those who know" - 6pm until late at 46 Grand : 46 Grand Street, SoHo, NYC (that's right off West Broadway). No cover, plus HAPPY HOUR is from 6 to 8 (cheers!). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THEN, the new Friday night - full of musical decadence and all kinds of debauchery - is called XENON... every Friday @ ABAYA, residents Hunter Wilson and yours truly throw down all kinds of funky dance music with occasional guests, while host Graham Connolly (Neon Nights) makes sure everybody has on a big holiday smile (and not much else). The event is FREE and runs from 11-4. Proper attire is a must for this one - and it's well worth it! Abaya is located at 244 E. Houston, just off Avenue A. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next week: come one, come all to the Umix Christmas Ball... you are cordially invited to join us to celebrate the holidays with the Umix staff, King Street Sounds and our friends from Bug Music. U-MIXER: The first in a series of monthly events designed to advocate and stimulate nightlife in New York. Our first mixer centers around the largess of Bug Music, whose support has help to make this intessential after-work-and-after mid-week house party for "those who know" - 6pm until late at 46 Grand : 46 Grand Street, SoHo, NYC (that's right off West Broadway). No cover, plus HAPPY HOUR is from 6 to 8 (cheers!). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THEN, the new Friday night - full of musical decadence and all kinds of debauchery - is called XENON... every Friday @ ABAYA, residents Hunter Wilson and yours truly throw down all kinds of funky dance music with occasional guests, while host Graham Connolly (Neon Nights) makes sure everybody has on a big holiday smile (and not much else). The event is FREE and runs from 11-4. Proper attire is a must for this one - and it's well worth it! Abaya is located at 244 E. Houston, just off Avenue A. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next week: come one, come all to the Umix Christmas Ball... you are cordially invited to join us to celebrate the holidays with the Umix staff, King Street Sounds and our friends from Bug Music. U-MIXER: The first in a series of monthly events designed to advocate and stimulate nightlife in New York. Our first mixer centers around the largess of Bug Music, whose support has help to make this event possible. Bug Music is a stalwart in music circles serving thousands of producers, songwriters, labels, etc. From the their extensive client list, we will be graced with a melting pot of styles and sounds on the decks, including Jaymz Nylon (Afrotech, Nylon Recordings), Nickodemus (Turntables on the Hudson), Louie Balo (Battlewax), Alex Gimeno (Ursula 1000) and moi. As our intent is to stimulate, we have also reached out to several groups to bring our stew to full boil, and we would like thank y'all for bringing the fire, so join us on Monday, December 16th 8pm to 2am @ Commune 12 E. 22nd St Open Bar w/ Tiger Beer 8-9 RSVP: Sh@Umix.net Don't forget to register on the site www.umix.net, registration is the cost of admission!!! Umix.net ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next Wednesday: CHATEAU NOIR presents our holiday bash with special guest DJ SHIFTY (Shifty Entertainment) and TIGER BEER on hand to bring in the holidays with a smile:) --------------------------------------------------

As we have much to be grateful for, the Chateau Noir crew has something very special lined up for this Wednesday night - a great way to kick off the holiday weekend, amongst friends and family... sharing a common vibe while still celebrating our differences!

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Just a friendly reminder that Hysteria's Hunter Wilson & I will be throwing down @ Abaya tonight from 10:30 until... 244 East Houston (at Avenue A) NYC. It's FREE Hype unnecessary.

For those CPers who love a good house groove and a great loungey setting, swing by ABAYA tonight ... 255 East Houston (@ Avenue A) - the party is FREE and the music will be on-point! Hysteria Records' Hunter Wilson and Jon Martin from King Street (that's me!) will be providing the beats for this diversithon, which runs quite late, bridging the gap between old skool and new. Oh, and it's free. If you want to know what you're in for, check out my latest online mixshow: Jon Martin Chateau Noir 9/2002

I agree with the excercise thing - but again, he's only gonna do something about it if he realizes there's really a problem. As for the looking at people as they walk by, etc. - men are men. Mine is always oogling at the TV, people in the street, etc. That doesn't relate directly to sex at all - in fact, for some it just supplies masturbatory fantasies for later. As for the astrological thing, some are heavily sexual, some aren't. Check out something like astrology.com for more info on that, but it is true. I happen to be a Taurus, and we always want it. Even when we're out of shape and don't go to the gym Anyway, at least you get it when you go after it. That's better than going after it and still not getting it. He may have self esteem issues - if so, having you "sweat" him for sex may make him feel temporarily good about himself (a self esteem high). Someone said to me last night "either your the player or you're getting played"... I don't agree - he might not be cheating or even jerking off. Not making excuses for him, but he could be stressed about things you have no idea about. The best thing you can do is get him out of the house, sit him down somewhere nice (go to the park or something), rub his temples or his back, and tell him how much you love him, how much you love making love with him, how good it used to make you feel when he would try to seduce you, how special it made you feel and again, how much you love to be with him. Help him understand why its important to you in a way that's not threatening or intimidating ... that worked for me the other day. We'll see how long it lasts