nickijay

Morristown, Morris Co. Some of you guys are my neighbors!!!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

Oh, I don't mean the beaver is dry... I mean I just haven't had any in a while. That's all.....But I have patience. I'm just jealous of all the sex that's going on around these parts.... ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

Hey, Ultrcrzy, I love your flowers!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

I think the problem with a sex addict is that they just screw all over the place, anyone and everyone. One person is just not enough, and they are left feeling empty and ashamed...so they go to find someone to comfort them, end up boinking them and so the vicious circle never ends..... Dr. Nicki, PhD ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

Is everyone getting some except me???? Damn!! I hate dry spells.......Well, it's not like it's been years or anything crazy like that, but I want some toooooo!! *whine* ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

Can I borrow one???? Or two, or all of them??? ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

It doesn't "fart"!!! It's just trapped air that gets squeezed out and it makes a farting noise and it's pretty funny to some of us, I guess!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! [This message has been edited by uknjx2 (edited 10-04-2000).]

I need to get me some....Hmmmmmm. At this point I'd take any postion, hee hee ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

When you want to casual sex you can't find it. When you don't want it it comes knocking at your door!!!!!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

I'm with you on this one. The guys are usually disgusting!!! Where are all the hot male porn stars???? ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

I don't know if i'd consider that a fetish but I love that too, when a guy kisses my neck, especially the back b/c it gives me goosebumps and makes me shiver and quiver. Yeah baby!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

Really? One ex said if I ever went near his backdoor he'd have to kill me. I think he just needs to come out of the closet already. Five years I went out with that peckerhead.....So you fellas like that, huh????? ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

Oh, and PS, Divalicious : we used to do that too, stick our legs in the air and have competitions to see how big and how loud. Oh God, what the hell was wrong with us???? No wonder we get along so well. Want to give it a whirl in your living room this weekend??? (j/k of course) ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

Well, let me tell you I used to do gymnastics way long ago when I lived in the Motherland and they used to just slip out all the time, hee hee. We called them Varts. I think they're pretty funny and if the person I'm with doesn't then he's just too stiff for me. No wait, there's no such thing as TOO stiff. I take that back. He's just too uptight, yeah, that's better. ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

Yummy, hmm. Will you marry me? ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

Yay, I'm at work all by myself. I can do whatever I want, like watch TV, sleep, watch TV, listen to the radio, sleep, eat, sleep, watch some more TV, post on this board, call all my friends, do a teeeeny bit of work, rest from the teeeeny bit of work,,,,,,oh, forgot about People magazine (new issue just in)..I love my job!!! ------------------

Yay, congratulations!!! I got your pm!! I wrote you back...... ------------------

Miss Kittie, can you please work your charm with Admin. Dave -- I want my sig. back too. I'm pissed off about the whole thing. It's discrimination, I tell you!! OOPs, I take that back, it's there. Now I feel silly. ------------------ [This message has been edited by uknjx2 (edited 09-29-2000).]

OK, the dude in your sig, the one w/the willy....he' hysterical but his nuts make me want to throw up. They swing low....yucky!!! Just had to tell ya!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! [This message has been edited by uknjx2 (edited 10-01-2000).]

I'm the same way. Need those platforms to dance. Flat sneaks - just can't get my groove on, but I have to say Steve Madden (genius) has these sneakers---(I order a lot of my shoes on-line b/c I have small feet and size five is almost non-existent in shoe stores)---that are just awesome to dance in. They have a 3 inch wedge, or maybe a little lower, don't know, haven't measured, but the thing is I danced at Twilo non-stop for hours last Friday in those things. I LOVE Steve Madden!!! The fucked up thing is they chewed up my ankles but what ever.... It's very hard for girls to dance in the footwear options available to us. Men usually don't go around sporting 4 inch heels!! Hee hee. No, I take that hee hee back, it's no laughing matter!!!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

I've never won anything in my life which is why I know my time for winning is just around the corner. As a matter of fact, my horoscope for Oct, Nov, and Dec, purchased for me by my dear friend, Divalicious, lists specific days I should play the lottery in Oct. You KNOW that means I'm going to hit it big so I suggest you all become friends with me quick so you can have your share of the wealth!!! (I'm very giving if I have it to give!!) ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! [This message has been edited by uknjx2 (edited 09-29-2000).]

What if the ladies say "please" before they grab???? ------------------

I have not had the will to work for about 2 weeks now. It's becoming a problem. It's not that I don't like my job b/c i actually love it. I just don't know what the fuck is going on. I hope I'll snap out of it and just go bananas one day!!! Hope you snap out of your funk too! ------------------

....is that you know things about them that you wouldn't if you were just meeting them in ordinary circumstances. Things like shaved or bald eagle, thongs or commando, fave. sex position, what time in the day people go numero dos....and the list is endless!!! Well on that note I look forward to meeting more people!!!!! ------------------

I worship the comedic genuises on this board!!! HHHHAAAA! ------------------