mattyparsons

hehe, great hearing from you dude. i put your im screen name on my buddy list, but i've never seen you on. is hughsk8r you're name or did you change it? ------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'...

um, you need to be productive at some point in order to become unproductive..... ------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'...

i was styling my pubic hair in preparation of tonight. now, my skin always gets dry from the hairdryer, but that's easily remedied with lotion. turns out, i'm out of lotion because my dog is in heat and i've had to jack him off ten times a day for the last week. so i borrowed a tube of what i thought was lotion from my roommate. turns out, it was nair. so now, the pubic hair i worked so hard to make purty is nonexistent. oh, woe is me! it looked great too; it was parted on the left side and pinned back with a sparkly barrette. then curled into a flip on the sides. and a braid in the back *sniff* ------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'...

and a purty mouth....... ------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'...

damn, even i couldn't have come up with that one..... ------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'...

right now i'm listening to one of sasha's essential mixes from 2-27-00......... *tears welling up* he will be sorely missed next friday.... maybe we can all get together and sign a giant get well card and mail it to him or something. ------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'...

scotty, you're obviously very very sick... i recomend you take 10 hours of twilo and call me when you wake up saturday night. ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

gotta love the discovery chanel. ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

three random and unrelated objects- -a stick of deodorant of a woman named javier who braids her underarm hair.... -my dog's chew toy after my older brother gets it away from the dog and manages to tear it to shreds faster than any dog in the world could, and then is sewed back together by a blind transvestite.... -a bag filled with all the filthy batteries found on the subway tracks at the west 4th st. station (a, c, e, trains only!) ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

i remember hearing about that drilling shit a few years ago.... supposedly it releases pressure inside your cranium that somehow gives you a rush or a high or something. i'm gonna stick with crack. ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

i actually got goosebumps today thinking of this party.....or maybe that was because i was drenched in gallons of water on the walk home from class...... either way, i'm excited ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

let's see if anyone spots this one.... "back at home in czeckosovakia, my mother would sing me a song before bed, it went like this- 'life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over!'" ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

man, i always say no to drama, but i'm in a giddy mood........... *the following does not express the beliefs or attitudes of mattyparsons* twilo blows, terrible music, shitty vibe, and what's up with that "oh so impressive" phazon sound? crikey! i've seen better parties in back of crackhouses after sundown! them crackheads know how to party! (where i met deanna11). ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

*bowing* i know when i'm beat, and i'll admit it. so i'm not as good at wasting time as you....doesnt' mean that i'm not better in other areas... * *- please dont' ask for a definition of these areas, as matty needs more time to think of them. ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

dude are you nuts! 50/50?!?!?!?!? i'm the guy always sitting there waiting, waiting, .........still waiting for her to get ready to go "gee deanna, the sun's gonna rise soon, are you sure you can't hurry it up a bit?" it's more like 100/0 ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

don't be expecting him in may or june either. he's taking the first 6 months off to work in the studio, hopefully what he comes out with will make his absense worth it. plus, more digweed for me ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

we're gonna party like it's 1999 ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

do you want a cookie? ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

poop spelled backwards is still poop ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

very impressive dude. by the way, WHEN THE FUCK AM I GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN? it's been since what? dt/cc party? shit, hope you'll be at warren this friday. ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

*licking lips* did someone say oakenfold!?!? i've said it before and i'll say it again, oakey belongs under a bridge in the english countryside. "gimme a dollar or i'll put a curse on yer kids!" ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

deanna11 looks like the guy they got to play the elephant man.....with his makeup on. and yes i'm back from spring break, and no nothing exciting happened to poor poor matty, except i went surfing in 40 degree water. woohooo ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

wow, i had no idea this many people on the board smoked crack!! you guys need to chill with me, deanna11 and j303 more often, we always got the best rocks. ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

speaking of which, al, i gots to thanks you too for hooking a brutha up (if youz know what i'm sayin', word!) heheheheh ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

nyu ids don't have a birthdate on them, there is no way in hell anyone would let you in with it, you need to get yoself a good fake. ------------------ "man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"