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Another blonde joke...just because they're easy targets No offense to our blondies Betting Blondes A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on. The woman reporter shouted out "This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!". Then the red-head leans over to the blonde and whispers, "I bet you $50 that the man's gonna jump!" The blonde responds back "That's a bet you have there!". So, both of the woman stared at the news waiting to know whats gonna happen. Then, the man jumps! The blonde turns around to the red-head and hands her the $50. The red-head feeling guilty said "I cant take that there money. I saw the news earlier this mornin', i knew he was gonna jump off that there cliff." And the blonde says "Well, i did too! But i never would have thought that the man would do it again!"

who's going to see Armin Van (Damn) Buuren at Spundae on 4/3? And more importantly, who's got hookups??? For those who hooks me up, me will love you long time

hate this gloomy cloudy depressing shit. Either rain or shine already. Make up your mind, cloud!!!

Just curious...anyone ever seen male go go's? I'd imagine probably in gay clubs or what not. But personally have not seen any. This is just curiosity, nothing else...

I can vaguely remember the club days without go go girls. That being said though, I don't see the girls being a source of distraction in any way for the clubs.

www.nexxez.com I call it Spundae Jr.

Sorry to hear about your lost Deepfunk. I've had a number of losses throughout my time. And regardless of how close you were to that person (or not close), its always hard. Thus I take that to mind and spend as much time as I can with my nieces. They're family after all. Took them to Big Bear and Knotts over the weekend. Exhausting, but rewarding. Really dampening my plans for fatherhood though...kids are sooooo attention craving and needy in general. Case in point: While at Knotts I keep asking the kids throughout the day if they need to use the restroom. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. But if I don't ask they won't tell me when they need to go. That plus all the excitement sometimes kids just conveniently forget to go before the faucet starts to drip. On the last ride, just before we are leaving, the youngest couldn't hold it anymore and just went on the ride. I felt sorry for the poor sap that got that seat after her.... :laugh:

here's two to help get through another gloomy, dredful monday: Magical Frog A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish. The man says, "Please make my dog win the next dog race." The frog asks to look at the dog, which limps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog only has three legs, it very fat, and can barely move at all so he tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfil his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish. The man says, "Well, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest in the area. The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car. Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says, "Could I please have another look at the dog?" Health Condition Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was being given the guided tour by a senior consultant, they passed a room where a man was masturbating wildly through the window. Of course the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why these activities were allowed in the hospital. "Ah," said the doctor, "Now, although it is perhaps unfortunate that you should have witnessed that, in fact, that poor patient is suffering from a very debilitating condition. He produces so much semen that unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day his testicles will explode." "Oh." said Her Majesty. "Well, in that case I suppose it's understandable." Further down the corridor they passed another room. The door was open and you could see a nurse was clearly giving a patient oral sex. "Goodness Gracious!" shrieked Her Majesty, "I demand an explanation of this kind of sordid goings- on!" "Ah," said the Doctor, "same problem - better health plan."

hahaha midget porn? you're kidding right? I didnt' think they actually exist. Thought they're more of a joke cooked up by Kevin & Bean. I've gotta check this out. Share the love yo...

here's one to kick off the weekend. Enjoy! An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle,he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch."

a thousand welcomes. how do you know queenv? roommates? co-workers? club buddy? former lovers?

there are always good DJs on the horizon. What kinda music you looking for?

I'm taking the nieces to the Disney icecapades that afternoon (no wise cracks about men in tights...they'll be in costume! ). I'll try to come down if we get out early enough

oh really?? hehe...I like my women young JK

weeee!!! It is I, finally chimming in (Been occupied with all kinds of crap some good, some not so good) Anyway I think Sunday is a good day to meetup, but I'll be babysitting on3/28. In fact, I'll be baby sitting throughout the weekends for the next two months or so - the nieces (or cousins...I can never get the bloodline thing right) are here for the next two months and poor me got stuck with chauffer duty. So in short - you guys decide on what's best for you all, and I'll give my A+ effort to get there. Looking forward to meeting you all - I can already imagine the "woos" and "ahhhs" and the "omg you're nothing like I imagined" expressions. Its like having 20 blind dates in one night...haha. Can't wait p.s. my $0.02 on the venue - its fine if the place is loud, long as there's somewhere we can get away for a bit for some effortless talking ( I mean talking without having to shout from the top of your lung)

weeee!!! It is I, finally chimming in (Been occupied with all kinds of crap some good, some not so good) Anyway I think Sunday is a good day to meetup, but I'll be babysitting on3/28. In fact, I'll be baby sitting throughout the weekends for the next two months or so - the nieces (or cousins...I can never get the bloodline thing right) are here for the next two months and poor me got stuck with chauffer duty. So in short - you guys decide on what's best for you all, and I'll give my A+ effort to get there. Looking forward to meeting you all - I can already imagine the "woos" and "ahhhs" and the "omg you're nothing like I imagined" expressions. Its like having 20 blind dates in one night...haha. Can't wait p.s. my $0.02 on the venue - its fine if the place is loud, long as there's somewhere we can get away for a bit for some effortless talking ( I mean talking without having to shout from the top of your lung)

do a follow up call or email. I think its reasonable...

It looks like tomorrow night's gonna be big - Donal Glaude. I would get tix from www.grooveticket.com first But here's their web site: http://www.liquidloungenightclub.com/liquid_loungeV2.html think they removed the guestlist phone line though...

heard of Sharkeez but never been. Thats in Newport or Huntington right? I can use a happy hour or two or ten million But this Sunday is not good for me Why don't you guys toss out some dates and I'll try my very best to show with my drinking liver on

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solid...us OC folks might have to have our own meetup. Unless everyone else is willing to head down to da OC Speaking of which, why isn't there a CPOC board? Oh yeah...cause OC is lame like that Ok I'm exaggerating. But it feels like it sometimes.

I'll be pretty occupied over the next 2 moths or so. What about a watering hole gathering?

hahaha...so true. Sounds like you just had an earful?

I'm currently on T-mobile and find it satisfactory. I was previously on AT&T and it was ok. Had Cingular a while back and it was crap! I'm now using the Nokia 3650 - pretty hunky phone with with cool features like cameras and recorders and stuff. Ericsson aslo has comparable phones. I haven't had any droped calls, but now a days my phone shuts off for no apparent reason (maybe cause I dropped it a couple times ) I would recommend you go to a third party retailer instead of the carrier store itself. They usually have better deals in terms of phones and such - I haven't had to pay for my last 3 phones. I know of such stores in Irvine (there are others, I'm sure) Let me know if you need more info...happy phone hunting p.s. you might want to check your roomie's cell phone reception in the new place. Certain areas are a dead zone for cell phones, for certain carriers. In which case you may be force to install a LAN line

man..you're all flying out to Miami for wmc? I feel neglected. Fine, I'm leaving you people for Mammoth!!! Hope you all have a blast out there. And capture those kodak moments!