bobadrinker

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well its not as fabulous as a Friday morning would be, but much much more pleasant than a Monday morning. Can you order some toast and OJ and hashbrowns and send them my way?

new eposides air on Tuesday nights at 10 (can't believe I actually know that ...) But I'm sure they rerun through out the week and weekends

I dont know what it is about this season's cast....I just like them. Maybe I'm just biased cause its in San Daygo. But yeah that Jamie chick is one cutie patooty (and not because I'm Asian) She's gots to recognize that and get over her insecurities. Hmm...wonder why there hasn't been any kinda reality show based on a clubber's life/ life style?

woo hoo! the start of another week! Can't believe its Tuesday already!? Where did the time go? Man I love work. Can you feel the enthusiasm and sarcasm in my typing?

more offensive jokes - hope you're all tolerant enough What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.

boo hoo...me no have Monday off. Other wise I 'd be all over this

for some of you

the two main hookup moguls here are Alex and LALate. You can get tons of clubbing info on their sites: www.alexinla.com or www.lalate.com As far as guest list goes if you give them a week's advance notice they should be able to set you up. I'm a satisfied customer myself Have fun while you're out here

these may come off a bit offensive to the politically correct. So reader discretion advised What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" Where does an Irish family go on vacation? To a different pub. Did you hear about the Chinese couple who bore a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong" What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring morons again. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with."a recipe." How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." My, my, how times have changed. Years ago, when 100 white men chased one black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan; today they call it the PGA TOUR. Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides And last but not least, a blonde joke: What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever :laugh:

DOH! how can I forget Cafe Arena? former home of Red on fridays, and gathering place for the sexually deviant on Saturdays. the place is small again, but does have a up stair lounge area.

just glad its almost 5. Then again, I'll probably be here for another 2 hrs so big whopping good it does

oh yeah...and Key club is another small venue. Even with the upstairs bar.

oh yeah...and there's that Forbidden City place in Hollywood (across from whats now Avalon). The floor plan is nice. High lights include glass walls for the guy/ girl bathroom, and the cushy sofas up stairs. Wonder if that place is still in business now that Avalon is in full effect...

I was on trance for the longest time. I think it eventually wore me out and I started listening to hip hop lately, and went to a couple hip hop clubs even (I know...how could I). But in general I like something lively and energetic for the weekend to pump things up. I wonder if Snoop would ever collaberate with PvD? hahaha

Garden of eden is uniquely decorated, but limites the actual dancing space. Other than that I haven't really been to a whole lotta other places. Boy do I need to get out there

what gives? how come I've only caught guy on guy action? And of all places, at Spundae? WTF??? I need to start shadowing you Blue

ky jelly and trombone sounds like the formula for a pimping good time to me :D

yes do tell. we love stories. especially ones involving girls in a cat fight with K-Y jell

neato!

a bottle of Charles Shaw, coming right up!

groovy...

thanks for all your words of encouragement. I just needed to rant and vent. Probably just going through the post holiday blues Maybe I'm just disappointed there still isn't a OCLAte.com..haha you CP peeps are the shiz nizz!

it sounds like kitty's mom has been isolated and lived conservatively all her life. Throwing her into the glitz and glamore of LA/ Hollywood might be overwhelming to her senses Then again, she's your mom. You'd know her best I would say take a walk down the Monterey Park. Alhambra area. There are social dance clubs for the older people (my parents, being one of them). You might find the scene less than enthusiastic but the crowd will probably be more of her age. And if she's coming around the periods of the lunar New Year, there are special events and performances going on. Again, just walk around the Monterey Park/ Alhambra area and look for flyers posted everywhere. Other than that, I think your mom would be happy if you just spend time with her in general.