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have pigsy instead then ----------------- [This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 09-27-2000).]

OK now I have to come to twilo to talk at you for hours on end while you stare blankly and start mumbling "grapeape, grapeape, grapeape - WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT BITCH - grapeape, grapeape, grapeape" and B2B - I think my monkey magic may be too obscure - from the MONKEY! website it looks like it was only in UK, Japan and Oz. but you can download videos!!!!! ------------------

so down here he only gets a WEDNESDAY listing?? ¡MANGO!(at Nation, DC) highlights for the next two months: Wednesday, October 04 --Pete Tong Wednesday, October 11 --Scott Henry Wednesday, October 18 --Ministry of Sound Tour w/ Tall Paul and Danny Howells Wednesday, October 25 --LTJ Bukem w/ MC Conrad Wednesday, Nov. 01 --DJ SS, Warren G, Twisted Individual Wednesday, Nov. 08 --Paul van Dyk Wednesday, Nov. 15 --Bad Boy Bill ------------------

I'm going to the outer banks I think to recharge. following weekend (14th) though it's mark farina and miguel migs at Element.... ------------------

WHAT????? how the fuck did that happen?? I thought I was in Bourton-on-the-Water. Bugger. OK honey, I'll keep the anglicisms out of your demonstrably more advanced "american". sorry to all who think I'm talking gobbledygook. sorry I mean shite. no no no I mean shit. awwwww shucks I jus' mean AWESOME, DUDE. (aarghhh B2B help help - put me on a plane.....) oh and vejita - I'd just like to say a great big thankyou to america for the weather on monday and yesterday, which really made me feel terribly terribly homesick. ------------------ [This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 09-27-2000).]

but girls, you do have to admit that he is just a teensy bit excessive in the signature department.... ------------------

tripitaka! Dave says if you nick his choons he'll nick all your drugs..... oh no that's my job isn't it. ------------------

and as for you Monkey, don't think I don't know about you and that bloody cloud motorbike. I'll get Pigsy to sort you out. besides I'm on Dave Seaman's <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guest list</A> so I might stay here. make you happy?

I TOLD you, Sasha can't go because he's chained up in my cellar. oh sorry wrong board - thought I was in sex.

champers is cheap (hurrah!!) - but why the hell is wine so bloody expensive. I bought a fairly non-descript bottle yesterday that would have cost 4.99 in tesco's and it was bloody $15 here. oooh it don't half make me mad sometimes.

sasha's not going to make it. I've got him chained up in my cellar.

this is known as "TAKING THE PISS" just so you know. actually it's true they're not spinning but the real reason is that they've been kidnapped by aliens from the planet zog. no really it's true. rotten isn't it. [This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 09-27-2000).]

I'm definitely there for Scott Henry, Danny Howells and LTJ..... looks like October is NOT going to be a cheap month....

B2B is a eunuch, B2B is a eunuch..... or you could be a hermaphrodite by refusing to specify? (ouch I nearly said something very nasty from the lateral thinking that went along with that one but because I am apparently "lovely and gracious" - thankyou ichi - I won't share it...) [This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 09-26-2000).]

but just think of your label exploitation opportunities - ooh is that from the Gap? NO it's PRADA, darling. now where's my bloody bolly?

colours are for wankers. no offence everyone.

no but Danny Howells is spinning at Nation in dc on wednesday 18th..... can't wait...; Dave Seaman is there on Friday and Dave Ralph is the resident... sometimes DC isn't that bad. [This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 09-26-2000).]

Prada, darling, Prada : less is more (btw I did know you were just taking the piss.) [This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 09-26-2000).]

CM - that was YOU darling while I was wanking "this" for you....... maybe I should have said ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh yeahhhh....... splurt. sorry everyone, but it had to be said...

OH Daaaaad, why do you always have to spoil everything??!!

CM: We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh yeahh...... [This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 09-26-2000).]

...colours are for wankers" ok bump me to drama now.

B2B - you bloody yankhound. colors indeed. I'm reporting you to the Olympic Committee and now our rowing boys are going to have to give back their medal. ooh ooh is it glowing?? how do I make it glow? ooh DaVe, DaVe, how does it work? is mine working yet???

I know, what happened to the wit of yesterday? everyone's brain's gone dead.

oh I sooooooooo want to come and drink myself senseless on tequila....... living in DC is shit sometimes. all the time. no, most of the time...