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no, I heard they got on the wrong plane at Heathrow and ended up in China, where they've been brainwashed by Falun Gong into only playing those 'oh you know you've all got one somewhere' picture discs of bad 80s music. Do I hear A Flock of Seagulls???

hopefully while with the hookers and with an 8-ball up each nostril.

hopefully while with the hookers and with an 8-ball up each nostril.

mmmmmmmm, what a lovely thought. Is that how you chose your username?? I'll keep an eye out for you at Vinyl & Twilo next week, pampers-boy. So PVD's hands made a miraculous recovery from the plane crash then?

yep, sunny south beach miami - a great place to party. Loads of clubs all along one strip. plenty of entertainment watching the steroided men (for the girls (and boys)) and fake titted women (for the boys) during the day too..... [This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 07-21-2000).] oh just realised that you probably know everything there is to know about south beach as you seem to know everything there is to know about everywhere else too. we're 2 brits, 1 aussie, 3 americans - from DC and San Francisco - getting a place down there for 4 nights - should be a bit of fun... [This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 07-21-2000).]

all the more reason to be a dirtyslapper all over again. can't recommend it more.... $7k a week is a bit excessive, even for the obvious taste and thought that has been put into the decor, although can you imagine the party you could throw in that place....??? hee hee hee

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I have to call them RIGHT NOW I would just die to be able to stay in this place......... LOVE the mirror above the bed, and as for those gold-plated suits of armour... (or is it gold lame? maybe that guy Martin wotsisface from ABC (the 80s group not the network) owns this place. are you doing any work today at all?? I've done absolutely nothing....

No, but i want some!

you need several rolls of foil and some tape. and lots of friends armed with pins.

well don't forget where you are.... we're hoping to stay in an apartment on the beach w. pool - the best that has to offer is some rather charming 80's black lacquered furniture and a balcony overlooking a building site. We dream of tasteless suits of armour... so if you've got any contacts down there with nice places to stay let me know.....

here's a plan for when you get back still buzzing from the night before - pull a sheet of aluminium foil from the kitchen then using a pin make lots of little holes in it. then turn the TV on, turn up the brightness colour and contrast (to desired level of shock) and stick the tin foil over the screen. Lo and behold - no more telly, but some very good and addictive lights to lose yourself to. cool choons help... any other bright ideas?

Nice one! I just noticed you mentioned Boston - they have some good clubs there, but the bummer is they all (and I mean ALL) close at 2am... and don't go in the winter - it's bloody freezing. Oh, but you live in Chicago so you're probably used to that. there are a lot of fun people in Boston though - and of course loads and loads of irish & brits...... we're off to South Beach again for Labor (sic) Day this year - now THAT's a place to party.... try it!

so do you ever do any work, or is the clubplanet.com star status the top of your list of achievements on your CV??? I've done bugger all since I started getting into this. Totally addictive...

oye, que dices?? para mi, me gusta el 'tj' pol el tyke. es mejor, verdad....?

unfortunately the earlier bulletin reporting minor injuries has been updated by hospital authorities in Manhattan, and it appears that Mr van Dyk will no longer be able to spin as both hands were severed at the wrist during the accident. Surgical reattachment procedures are scheduled for this afternoon, but it is unlikely that Mr van Dyk will be able to appear at his previously touted locations of either Twilo or Tunnel. However, fans please note, you can still enjoy Mr van Dyk's tour-de-force via those great hits "chitty chitty bang bang", "mary poppins" et al. Sasha & Digweed have announced that they will be appearing at PollyEsthers next weekend while searching for a new residency.

Recently, not as often as I'd like. Depends on work really - I usually travel a lot for my job so try to go through London, but I've been here for the last few months (before last weekend, February was the last time I was home). However that is not a bad thing as it's given me the opportunity to check out NYC a few times, Montreal, South Beach a couple of times and San Francisco a couple of times, all with one aim - to party. last visit to San Fran was over 4th July weekend and I'm still trying to recover.... If anyone fancies it aug 6th is a good weekend to go - the amazing backflip wet pool party is on - and definitely worth the effort. (mark farina & miguel migs) check out www.sfstation.com Maybe I should change my username to globalslapper.... but i like dirtyslapper better.

this game is better than stalking - I check you out on the NYC page, then in London, then finally (durr) put two and two together and look at Chicago and basically I've got your life story sorted. phew Vague was a long long time ago now, but still ranks as one of the best nights out I've had - and this was before redbull was even invented. not quite the same with a pint of old peculiar in hand, is it??

so how much will you two pay me for a pack of Airwaves to enjoy this weekend?!

Leeds, eh? remember Vague?

and there's a live feed on the CNN and BBC websites. My god it's carnage down there.....

hmmm, sounds like this flying visit to Sydney could seriously screw up my skiing in New Zealand..... hee hee hee. Top! so where can I get some 5-htp, ebaby?

excellent. cheers mate. lizard lounge sounds like the place to overcome jetlag... as for what I do the morning after? Find an afterhours to keep on going..... dirtyslapper

Thievery Corporation do sometimes still appear at ESL but not often. good place to hang out and people watch - or try Dragonfly across the street - for ambient drum&bass, good sushi, killer drinks, white everything in decor, black everything in clothing. The nearest thing DC has to a New York or San Francisco bar. As for Nation it IS the best place to go - Friday nights are raverkid mostly, but with some big name DJs - Carl Cox, Paul van Dyk, Tall Paul, Terry Mullan have all been there recently - Saturday velvet nation is mostly a gay crowd and definitely a great night out. 19 & over; and finally, finally they've found a Red Bull supplier.....

PVD is on this Friday (21st) Sasha & Digweed are on next Friday (28th)

yup I'm up for a barjob for the rest of my life. and I can make spanish drinks like kalimocho (red wine & coke - yes I know it sounds disgusting but you should try it.... there's only one reason why the Spanish run with bulls around the streets of pamplona and kalimocho is it....) start looking B2B.....