HAHAHAHA one time in high school Spanish, we were talking about seafood and my teacher (who incidentally used to be a nun)started telling us about how some oysters had little hairs around the opening. So this kid next to me was like "Like a bearded clam?" and she was like "Yes, like a bearded clam." Needless to say, I fell on the floor laughing, but the kid who said it and I were the only ones who got it. FUCKING BEARDED CLAM. ------------------ http://nastynate.tsx.org