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Or better yet. Make your own porn and send it to me. If I like it I will have sex to it. Hehe!

Yeah, one time when I fired a big wad right in her eye. I thought it was funny but it had the same affect as Mace. Now Lexxxi is a one-eyed ho.

I think it's because you jam your meat in her blow hole and it is her job to swallow your goo. But I try not to get all caught up in the semantics of these things. Less thinking, more fucking!

The week I turned 14. It was good. But it gets better as you acquire more skills and meet nastier dirtier girls. Lexxxi is nasty so all is good.

What do you need Glexnor for when you have PORN to plug your hoop.

I think the best lotion is giz. Once your done jamming your partner it is good to fire giz all over them and have a nasty ho lick it all off.

Hey Glexnor, You new around here? We had this discussion last week. That's Ok because we all love PORN.

Hey, el Devil boy that is what we call spam. Do you have a point or are you just trying to get more posts?

I think it is quite obvious that I am the coolest.

I have introduced the club lifestyle to lots of my friends. For years they were so anti-drugs and didn't understand the music etc. but everyone who has tried it out loved it. That is not to say they go clubbing every weekend, but they never really see the world the same way again. Some of them started out really uptight but now they are more open minded and fun.

That Fire Breathing Dragon sounds like an outstanding move. I only think I'll get one shot at it before she moves out.

When I stick my noodle in her hoop it makes me blow.

I started a topic this week in order to promote a product my girlfriend discovered that would lead to a lot more swallowing. Check this out WWW.SEMENEX.COM I love it when they gobble the goo!

It is simple. Men have their prostate in there. You can stimulate it by either playing with your happy spot just below the sack or by jamming something in your hoop. I also will do whatever my GF is into. She's not into that but, whatever.

Use good lube (I like Wet Platinum) and take your time. If you rush it you can really damage that thing, then you may never graduate to the DP. Loosen it up a bit with your finger or a slim dildo for starters. If you really want to do it by the book get Nina Hartley's guide to anal sex. And while your getting the movie pick up an anal starter kit, which includes a few different sizes of butt plugs. Then have a few drinks and let the games begin.

I hate those piece of shit low lifes that think they can grab whatever they want. Fact is, if they were real men they would attract the ladies and wouldn't have to assault them. There are very few things that piss me off enough to fight anybody at a club but that does it for me. Even if it is a total stranger getting hassled a feel obliged to help them out. I have instructed my GF to grab the balls and keep squeezing until the fucker pukes a lung.

I know one of the promoters that brought Sasha to Toronto in the spring. He was paid US$25k plus expenses. The venue was nothing like Twilo, it was an out of the way place and not that big. I think the door proceeds were only about Cdn$100k (US$70k). I think he gets paid a lot more than that at Twilo. I have also heard that he gets paid hundreds of Gs in Ibiza. He is the shit. He deserves whatever the market will bear.

I hope everyone in NY appreciates how huge the club scene is there. I am in Toronto, which can have some really good events. But NY offers consistently huge clubbing and there are always killer DJs around. I blow all my crappy Canadian dollars travelling to NY clubs. With the exchange rate a weekend in NY can cost me as much as a week in the Caribbean.

Dlish, I envy your proximity to smut. I am way up in Canada, which incidentally is where one of the greatest porn studs started out (Peter North). He is the king. I have met lots of porn actors but noone in the big leagues. Asia is also one of my favourites. Check out her website. She is a total computer geek. Took a year off porn to focus on techy stuff. She also sucks a mean cock. I also seem to be too informed about porn. Sometimes I let a comment slip when I am at strip clubs and stuff with people for business. You can immediately tell from the looks on their faces that just being at the strip club is way out for them.

Check this shit out.

I know it's fake. I took the picture last year for Halloween. That girl was my roomate at the time.

I have heard a lot of people say they don't like communicate. I love it. I don't care that they are not live. It is like drinking fine wine after it has been shipped. I'd rather be in Tuscany but it is still really fucking good. There are a lot of sounds happening on that disk. I hear new shit every time I listen to it.

I walked by a bank once just as a dude came running out after robbing the place. About 5 cops chased him for about four blocks and then tackled the shit out of him. Only about 3 shots fired. It was pretty freaky. 100 rounds mean they were either doing The Rock Part 2 or there was some crazy shit hapening.

You really have to take advantage of the free pleasures in life. Recently there was some talk on this board of a Club Planet orgy. Is anyone into it?

I don't know if there are words to describe it but when my GF (Lexxi) gets into it with another hottie I am def digging it. Also, it usually means there is more to follow after we leave the club and that would involve me. I have seen it lots of times before but whenever stuff like that happens I know I am having a good night.