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eggmok

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  1. hola ynnej! Como estas? Bien . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  2. . . . and to your left we have freaks, shit talkers, bone heads and bored outta their mind cyberlosers . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  3. i'm on 56th & 12 . . . you'll see me there tonight on the corner, wearing a fedora with a feather, fur coat, and a thick ass gold rope chain . . . call me daddy when you see me --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  4. ok . . . this is serious guys . . . we have some unfinshed business that involves just us two thanks --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  5. i don't know when that party is . . . but i'm having my own party this weekend and you're invited --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  6. HAHAHA i'm being stuuuupppiiidddd --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  7. this is easy . . . any day that ends in "Y" --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  8. WOW!! that's a big turn on for guys, two girls kissing. . . do you ladies get turned on if two guys are kissing? or is that gross? why is that? --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  9. tripinchick yes i am bored. . . but you still love me --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  10. you may not be on the juice . . . but you're dumb as a rock . . . jelious is spelled "jealous" and "alot" is two words . . . thanks for your $.02 Einstein! --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  11. god was i starving today . . i had a ham and turkey sub, lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard, oil and vinegar, salt and vinegar chips (the best fuckin chips), macaroni salad, and a bottle of water. . . and of course a handful of altoids --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  12. nope . . . But i know someone who does --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  13. ok, ok . . . here's a great threesome . . . blueangel and misskittie get it on while i watch . . . and record --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  14. H2O ---------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small.
  15. Wow you're BACK!! How was your stint as a professional goat ball taster in Uganda? I honestly thought that it wouldn't pan out . . .
  16. ok . . . i'm gonna start the real trash talking! the Giants suck donkey dick! NFC champs will be the Skins without a doubt! f all of u!
  17. ok . . . i'm gonna start the real trash talking! the Giants suck donkey dick! NFC champs will be the Skins without a doubt! f all of u!
  18. cab it . . . it's not expensive and the curry aroma grows on you . . . literally!
  19. i'm getting very jealous . . . can i ride??
  20. my aunt has an old tape of me prosing to that same question when i was 5 . . . "when i grow up, i want to be a fire engine!" go figure . . .
  21. hahaha!! what if you grab your own crotch . . . like i do?
  22. there was a bunch . . . superfriends, spiderman and friends, dungeons and dragons, thundar the barbarian, laugh-o-lympics . . . on the weekdays . . . g.i. joe, thundercats, voltron, robotech, transformers . . . i'm starting to smile and remember all that shit . . .
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