misskittie

Im down to go...I was there last about 3 weeks ago... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Oh Dee dont lie man...you know u have her page...so go suck a big phat one like she said. m'kay? hehe xoxoxo ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If "we" read the post...bidding closed at midnight the ngiht he posted this. So.................. I WON! neener neener neener! Okay morph...when u takin me out??? Hmm?? You have to schedule...Im always changing plans. ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

I dunno if Im coming yet....is it okay if I email ya my name as a just in case??? ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Yes I am in fact doing a shameless bump b/c I need help with this.... SOMEONE on here has GOTTA know.... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Rachel mine isn't wrking either. Good thing to know its not just mine though.... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Oh u want the cerran wrap dress huh? Its still a lil chilly for that baby doll! Ill see what I can do. I am either coming alone or with my sidekick. She wants to check out the place since she hasnt been there yet. Who's got the first round??? The no Doze?? j/k 'bout the no doze...lol ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Okay Im going to be making a website soon for someone and need some help here. He is a DJ and I will need to get some of his mixes and turn them into mp3 files. How can I possibly do this is question number 1. From tehre, I want to take the mp3s and put them on the website for visitors to come and hear his music. Not neccesarily download it, I just want them to be able to hear it from the link. How can I make this possible? Is there special equiptment I will need to record his mixes or can I simply take them from CDs he has made? Will the transferring from cd to website be a difficult task? Any help would be greatly appreciated since Im not familiar with mp3s really. thanks a bunch! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Its a possibility but not a definate. Especially since Im most likely missing SnD ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Blueangel youre the bestest girl!! Ill be holding quite a few of those glasses though..one is merely an understatement. But can someone help lil ole me....Im HORRIBLE with directions which many of you already know. How do I get there if coming via the Path? My new office is down by the Harrison Station so Im going to jump right on after work I suppose. Any help?? ***Sorry for going off the topic but hey, this will get me there....and Andy, youre gonna eat your words cuz U WILL SEE!* ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Oh my dear, sweet Canadian friend. Lover of the sexual arts of all forms. No sweetie Im not mad at you. Yes in fact I was slightly perturbed yesterday. You sure had my blood boiling. Then realized, it was just silly babble and got a kick out of it. It sure does take a lot to get me going and you have been one of the VERY few to succeed. Im not angry but figured Id make you worry after I relaized it was merely a joke....my sick humor in the works you see. Youre a good challenge..Ill admit it, but dont worry.....all smiles over here...life is grand...sex still isnt happening but as I always say "Im breathing...and I hear its a perk now a days" Have a wonderful day. I didnt send this in PM because I wanted all to see Im not angry. xoxo kAt ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Let me start off by saying this...I really have to get some osrt of sick demented kick out of all these wacked ass posts I put up because Im starting over. I had this entire post written up and was ABOUT to hit submit and then my computer erased it all. Ugh!!! But, anyway, I have no problem with it being I do nothing at work except this to keep my sanity. Now that Im done bitching let's start shall we...Ladies this post is for us. Im sure you have all heard about vaginal exercises. We know they can increases stimulation as well as help for preganancy but how many of us actually do them? And knowing the benefits, how many of us sit down every night and do this? Probably not many. But come on nw...dont we want to have a better orgasm? Dont we want to make it tighter so our man gets more pleasure? We do all of these crazy positions from hanging upside down from the ceiling to throwing your legs behind your head or one of the other million and two wicked postions we twist our bodies into for added pleasure. But something that wouldnt take too much time each day to make it better then just those positions, we overlook. I think I need to change that! Anyway, Im going to copy and paste some things from the website. I'll put quotes around them for I dont want it to be viewed as my words when its not. "There are several benefits for a woman to exercise her vagina: This will... ...make it easier for you to reach orgasm. ...make your orgasms stronger/better as the muscles you're exercising are the same as used during orgasm. ...make your vagina more sensitive(you'll feel more). When squeezing you'll feel your partner much better inside. It will simply heighten your sexual satisfaction. ...prevent prolapse and incontinence. ...make childbirth easier and your muscles will regain more quickly after the birth. - For your boyfriend it will be a tremendous difference. You will get tighter. You can pull and squeeze your partner's penis. - You don't have to be nervous the first time you make love with a new partner, wondering what he will think of you as a sexual partner. You'll have better sexual self-confidence. You'll know that your present/future boyfriend/husband/lover won't be disappointed. - Men prefer women with a strong vagina (to many men it's more important that his lover has a strong vagina than having a perfect body). In some cultures women exercise their vaginal strength in order to help them keep their future/present husband. - You can be proud of your vaginal strength(just like one can be proud of one's body). - The woman will get more control in bed. Many women enjoy that and think it's fun." Now its good to start these exercises as young as possible. If you dont already exercise, you may be loose and have weak muscles. If you start strengthening them now, you will be better off in the wrong run. Your pregnancy will be better, sex life, adn when menopause reers its ugly face, your muscles wont be INCREDIBLY loose. This is most likely why older woment have difficulty achieving orgasm. Theyre too damn loose to get any friction! I dont know about any of you chickys but I sure dont want or need that ...lol. Here is a brief explanation that I copied and pasted from the site. You can click on the link on the bottom of the page to get a better explanation. I merely copied this for the post to just give you an idea. "-How is a Kegel exercise done? It's very simple. The easiest way to exercise is simply to contract the vagina, then relax. Repeat 20-400(depending on your strength) times/day. As well as being simple to do, the exercises only take some minutes each day. And unlike other exercises(like jogging, swimming, strength training, etc.), you don't even have to take a shower afterwards, and the results are very rewarding. Aleternative (more efficient and advanced) ways to exercise are described further down this page. When exercising you should not use your stomach, leg, back or buttock muscles. Breathe slowly and deeply. Put your hand on your stomach when you squeeze your pelvic muscle. If you feel your abdominal muscles move, then you are also using these muscles. Your leg and buttocks muscles should not move. There's also gadgets like vaginal cones to help women locate and exercise the right muscles. As no one can tell that you're exercising, you can do the exercises anywhere, anytime. On the bus, when walking, watching TV, lying down, driving a car, sitting, during sexual intercourse(tighten your pelvic muscles to grip your partner's penis and then relax), while brushing your teeth, at work, standing in line at the ATM, waiting for an elevator, whenever a telephone operator puts you on hold, when jogging, make a habit of doing some contractions everytime you take a look at a watch, every morning when you get out of bed, etc. If you already have a daily exercise program for your body, you can do the Kegel exercises as a part of that program. Unfortunately, some women, even though they take interest in their body and exercise (by jogging, swimming or slimming) in order to get fit (either for health reasons or to become more attractive), seem to care only for the 'outside', often neglecting that it is equally important to exercise(by doing Kegels) the 'inside'(both for attractiveness and health reasons). Actually, when it comes to attractiveness, the inside may be even more important than the outside, as many men prefer a woman who has good control of her vagina to a woman with a perfect body. That's positive as it's easier to exercise the vagina than it is to get a perfect body. For best results, you must exercise faithfully. The muscles won't increase in strength overnight. Most women will notice changes after just three weeks. When exercising your vagina, it should not feel as if your anus is tensing too. It may be hard to tighten the vagina separately, but when you've exercised for some time, you should be able to feel the difference between these muscles. Don't worry if you can't contract them separately, though. It's not *that* important. Some women, who have talent and take interest in their vaginal strength, can become expert in using their muscles in sex to *greatly* enhance the sexual experience." Now girls, I noticed that this improves more then just our vaginal muscles. It also help build self confidence. Odd but true. You are to start becoming "proud of your vagina" soon after you start the exercises and strengthen those muscles. This is such a riot to me Im sorry, but I just cant stop giggling over here. The site also recommends the use of ben wa balls. I have these just never got around to using them. I think I will try now after the information that I just came across: These exercise the muscles and increase the pleasure. To make love with yourself: Will broaden your erotic skills. Will increase your sexual self-confidence. Will increase your self-knowledge. Will affect your life together with your partner in a positve way. Prevents unfaithfulness if you and your partner often are at different places. Strengthens your pelvic floor. Well-exercised pelvic floor muscles will increase: The sensitiveness of your orgasm. The strength of your orgasm. The sexual experience. Prevents incontinence. How to exercise the muscles of the pelvic floor: Make love to yourself, the orgasm will give the pelvic floor a good training. Sexual intercourse, squeeze the penis of your partner. Ben Wa balls, two balls connected with a string that is inserted into the vagina, which shall be used when you move. The balls give a sexual stimulation while you exercise. Kegel exercises. You don't have to exercise in the queue at the supermarket. You can exercise while masturbating just as well. Contract around a dildo or a finger." Okay heres the link if you feel you want to go see some more. I can find other links if anyone is interested. Hope you enjoyed. Im sorry I never get in too deep on the posts but Im working and dont quite have the ability to put much thought into it. Hope you enjoyed girls...and boys who Im sure also clicked on the link with curiosity..hehe CAUGHT YA FELLAS!! Hope you all ahve a fabulous *HUMP DAY*! xoxo kAt http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Spa/4502/vagex.html ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

YO BITCH!!! No love anymore for your chicky??? Missed ya much babe. Better come chill with me and Stephanie otherwise your hoes are gonna turn on. XOXOXOXO ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Oh wow the memories of the days of past... Ive been shaving it all off since puberty. Hair is Nasty! Anyway, You should try and shave it everyday. If you give a few days in between each shaving, then it will be itchy naturally. Try putting vaseline for 20 miinutes in the evening just on the upper area. Dont go down to the vagina with the vaseline. Just a really thin layer will do. If you dont like the feeling wash it off aftr 20 minutes. If you dont want to go this route, then regular aloe vera lotion and dove soap in the shower. Egg yolks and mayo are even great to soften the skin and give vitamins. Just be careful not to go down to your vagina with the vasoline. Everything else suggested will be fine. I know Im gonna hear it for this...but Im never itchy no matter how many days in betweeen...even though there are never any days in between...YUCK! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Yes kiddies I have been surfing the web again for yet another interesting topic to speak about. My search first began solely with "vaginas". Simple enough you would think yet I came across one link which striked my interest. Funny think, someone from the board had told meabout this a while ago while walking the New York City streets. I had forgotten about it due to my own anticipation for the drinking we were about to commence. As for what I found...Its actually the topic of our discussion, "The Vagina Monologues". It is currently being performed at the Westside Theatre on 407 W. 43rd Street. From what I have seen, it appears to be a hit and also for a good cause.Some of the profits go to the V-Day fund which which supports groups working to end violence against women.There are three actresses which perform this silly little ordeal (and I mean silly in all goodness mind you). The author, Eve Ensler,toured interviewing women asking them to in fact, speak about their vaginas. Pure genious if you ask me. I personally am now DYING to go view this. Its affordable too at only $55/ticket. Im sure it could bring much delight to both males and females alike. Here is the running order of the monolgues which I took from the web site. I will of course include the link at the bottom of this post as I always do. 1. Introduction 2. Hair 3. If your vagina got dressed, what would it wear? 4. If your vagina could talk, what would it say? 5. The Flood 6. The Vagina Workshop 7. Vagina Fact – Clitoris 8. Because He liked to Look at It 9. Vagina Fact – Genital Mutilation 10. My Angry Vagina 11. My Vagina Was My Village 12. The Little Coochi Snorcher That Could 13. What does your vagina smell like? 14. Reclaiming Cunt 15. I Asked a Six Year Old Girl 16. The Women Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy 17. I Was There In The Room Now Im quite sure that you can judge for yourselves the humor in these here Monolgues. I dont have time to give anymore information on it at this time but will be glad to do some more research if you all wish. Or you may go ahead and click on the link yourself. I dont know about any of you but I sure as hell plan on going to see this for myself. Im actually quite excited about viewing it and hope you all will do the same. It's affordable, local, and goes to a good cause. And who would have though...I wanted to put some type of wacky post up about vaginas themselves and came across something that can be much more entertaining! http://www.vaginamonologues.com/tix.htm For tickets: Tickets are on sale through 4/1/01 and the schedule is as follows: (The show is performed with 3 women sharing the stage for 6 week engagements. For the schedule of performers click on "who's on" above.) Tues thru Fri at 8:00pm Sat at 5:00pm & 8:00pm Sun at 3:00pm & 7:30pm Tickets are $55.00 each. Performances 12/22 - 12/30: $60 Sunday 12/31 @7:30PM: $65 A substantial amount of the proceeds will go to the V-Day Fund to support groups working to end violence against women. If you go to the website, there is also a view of the seating arrangements. You can also stumble upon the ticket ordering info if you are in fact interested. TaTa for now kiddies...and have fun playing! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Uh oh it HAS returned!!!!!!!! Is it the last Saturday of da month already??? Well it looks like I will in fact have to be making a trip into the City Saturday as well now that I know. Ill be stayin away from those no does this time fellas..lol. Dean, do I get to be your email list girl again??? Thats the ONLY way Im showin man! Frankie....ur chicky comin? I got a cute pic for her of u 2 guys shakin ur booties! Guys really try and come down to check this party out. Seriously it is a kick as night and the Leisure Society definately knows how to mix it and keep everyone happy happy. Blakhaus shots anyone???? ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Goodness I hate drama! Why must people *always* take things sooo personally?!?! Sorry guys but I remember when I started on this board EVERYONE felt the same way. We were all hesitant about meeting each other because we thought it was kinda lame. Everyone had a fear that the members were going to be computer geeks so lets not all jump at twilogoddess's back at once. Did we suddenly all forget our fears and become better because we have attended these meetups? I personally only go to the club meetups because Im quite satisfied with who I have befriended from the board and still dont quite feel too comfy with the dinners. Take a chill on the chicky. She's only exhibiting what we all felt at one point before the meetups started being arranged. I bet if I go into the archives from months ago I can find statements along the same lines. Maybe not as poor of a word selection but we would all get the point. Dont worry about it Twilogoddess. I didnt take offense. Personally, I found it amusing because I always thought the same way. I do in fact get teased by my friends for this board but I dont care. Ive met some absolutely extroadinary and well-rounded people. Okay Im done...Now go get the mudd rink out and fight amongst yourselves again...Just wanted to add mty .02 even if its not worth that much. ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Okay so shoot me. Ive been falling behind today with my sex posts. So, I decided to go and do a search (or two) on drag queens. Its amazing the different sites youu can find about them! Right down to sites for Drag Accessories...hellz yea ladiez! So Im gonna give ya a select few sites to check out. Personally, I love drag queens. I find them to be outstanding people in general. They make the party,....light up the room...bring glitz, glam and pizazz. It is also ever so amazing how competetive the Drag world is. I actually have been lucky enough to get secrets straight from Drags themsleves. I have hung out with many both in their male and female genders. The transition is astonishing. When dressed they are loud and on the go. When males, they take on a very laid back and casual mode. So this post is to all my drags that I love and adore. I have the most fabulous times hanging out with them and always look forward to it. I hope you all enjoy.... http://www.cockettes.com/ http://www.randyroberts.net/ http://www.fortunecity.com/westwood/vivienne/5/ http://www.walrus.com/~suave/ http://www.glowgirl.com/ http://www.drag-queen.com/ TaTa kAt ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

I agree with ya girl! Even though they are flavored, they probably still have that icky "rubber" taste ya know! Doesnt really make sense to me. And Im sure I would never use it. If his pee pee looks funky, my mouth aint goin anywhere near it!! Yuck~ ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

I agree with ya girl! Even though they are flavored, they probably still have that icky "rubber" taste ya know! Doesnt really make sense to me. And Im sure I would never use it. If his pee pee looks funky, my mouth aint goin anywhere near it!! Yuck~ ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

I need one with no limitations PLEASEEEEEE!! The mp3s I really want this myplay.com site wont let me upload b/c they are too big! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

OMG Someone tell me where I can upload my stuff to leave online or something. I have some mp3's on my work computer that I DONT want to loose. Im moving to a new office on the 1st of February and my computer isnt coming with me!! So either direct me somewhere that I can use to store them all or make something fast fast fast please please please..... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way,they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I should be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. By God, I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it. B - Babe I - In T - Total C - Control of H - Herself Send this to all the bitches you know,or anyone you feel should become a bitch ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Woohoo Good to know some people are dinner virgins too! Im hoping it will be painless. BTW, Welcome Lex...u wanna know dirt...I got the dirt around here. Ill share my chronicles with ya! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Okay if youre gonna open your mouth and say that someone knows me and it appaently popping shit then you should be ready to tell me "who" this person is. I havent had any from anyone in anyway n a long time. And excuse me if I choose not to give it up to people on the board. Noone here turns me on. Thats all Im saying. Never said I wouldnt date soemone from the board. Youre fiddling with the wrong bitch! You dont know me and dont know ow to accept my humor. Youre basically putting me down and challenging me by bringing someone else into this who I have a strong feeling doesnt exist. I havent gotten involved with anyone from this board to the level where they would be special enough to try me. So mind your own becase now YOU are making it personal! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!