misskittie

Ive dealt with it plenty of times and sure as hell aint backin away from it now. ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Ive dealt with it plenty of times and sure as hell aint backin away from it now. ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Sorry guys but I can only come of its on February 2nd. I knOW, I know, I never came to one before but I just can't make the 26th. So VOTE FOR THE 2ND!!!!!!!!!!! Blueangel, can I vote more then once??? ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

No body on the board has even tried me nor will they. So I gues you have been hearing wrong! How can I raise expectations when I wont go to anyone from this damn board? Please.....next in line. ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Just because you write with eloquence at times does not mean your good at the actual act. I do recall a persoanl message which I wont get into on the board to save you some face. Theres nothing wrong with the way I perform. If you havent sampled it then dont bash it! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Oh yea that was a REALLY mature comment. Obviously youre not worth the time. I was just making a statement because I had the opportunity to meet hm and I found him nice. Yea he can be a jerk on here but BIG FUCKIN DEAL! Its a computer...either get over it or get off it. Plain and simple ladies.... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

I hope this is a joke because Im already quite aware that I have more sexual experience in and out of the bed then you do! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

I actually had the opportunity to meet temptsboy or whatever other name he may have in person and it was totally accidental. Maybe you find him annoying or to be a lil bitch but he's actually a really nice guy. He's considerate, funny, and a gentlemen. If you got to know the real him then you would see theres much more to him then a guy posting some info on the internet. You most likely wont get to know him though so oh well. He's a wise-ass but funny. If you take things on the internet personally, I feel sorry for the way you take real life situations. ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Welcome to the place where you will find the most interesting sex facts ever! And beleive me, some of these are very interesting! 1. Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons 2. Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200 3. Average number of times he will ejaculate from maturbation: 2000 4. Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons 5. Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour 6. Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 7. Average length of a penis when not erect: 3.5 inches 8. Average length when erect: 5.1 inches 9. Smallest natural penis ever recorded: 5/8 of an inch 10. Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches 11. Largest penis the the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) 12. Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall 13. Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight 14. Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ 15. Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% 16. Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54% 17. Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41% 18. Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks 19. Average number of erections per day for a man: 11 20. Average number of erections during the night: 9 21. Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches 22. Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation) 23. Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100.00 24. Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm 25. Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm 26. Number of times condoms are thicker than plastic wrap: almost 6 27. In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet 28. The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. 29. Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give semen a pleasant and sugary taste. 30. Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown. 31. Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. 32. Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower. 33. It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood", a name for an a.m. erection. 34. Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false. I found these on : http://www.screammyname.com/ I cant take the credit for them... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Sorry guys...my hormones have been flaring and sex is on my mind about 23 hours and 45 minutes a day.... So I took the liberty of finding some very interesting sexual position sites. Hope you enjoy them and take a peek. They are useful... http://www.sexpositionsonline.com/goto/ KAMA SUTRA & TAO POSITIONS: http://www.kamasutrafree.com/kamasutrafree/taosexpos.html MISC SITES: http://www.very-koi.net/tutor/pos/positions.htm http://www.sweetecstacy.com/tutorial/sexposition1.htm http://www.pamelasguide.com/ http://www.sexedonline.com/ Sexual Positions that Work Best with Fat People (NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND): http://www.telesouth1.com/~avatar/sexinfo/fatposit.htm (no pictures just descriptions) ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! [This message has been edited by misskittie (edited 01-22-2001).]

DAYUM!! I need to be getting me a scorpio ~~ Taking applications here.... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

hehe this is great. Sure many of the positions on here are old and we have all tried but maybe you'll find something new to use. http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/ If youre not interested in viewing the different sites, then take the lil survery on it... http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/takesurveynew.html ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! [This message has been edited by misskittie (edited 01-22-2001).]

Cheap??? BITCH Ill give you cheap! I hear bitch slaps dont run to high now-a-days...... as always...w/ xoxo kAt ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Well hell! If youre as good as that post makes you out to be...Ill go all the way to kissin your ass! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

So am I girlfriend!!! Ive been waiting ever sooo patiently...now its like Ive got ants in mah pants!! CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

EWWWWWWWW U vanish for weeks then come back and think u run shit!?! snot face! (haha). Im one of the few who stay out there all night long when I go though...u know that baby~~ See if I dance with you now....hmph! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

WHAT ARE YOU NUTS?!?!?!?!!? NOOOOOOOOOOO MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR!!!! LET THEM TAKE SOMEONE ELSES SPOT UP!!!!!!! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

I think Im there... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

DEFINITION: sexually frustrated...needs to get more then his right hand on his winky. (haha all meant in good fun there budy before ya blow up on me) ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Went bar hoping and to tequilas...dont quit remember the end of the evenings though. Tooo much damn alcohol~ ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Oh nooo! Youre coming to S&D??? lOOK OUT HERE COMES TROUBLE NOW.... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Okay no offense but you seem MAD fishy to me. This is the second post you have put up in regards to Twilo and scoring. Dont think anyone on the board is gonna hook you up with references. And dont think you'll score in Twilo....lot of undercovers... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

hehe my ride home...I dont quite remember it to be honest. And why am I a dirtbag huh??? What I do to you Mister Love??? loololol ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

We met jav??? Hahaha j/k..even though I was in a very *rare* form shall we say... Sunday was spent recovering in be....oh the headaches the headaches.... Hope your weekend was davoom...see ya soon maybe... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!