misskittie

Oh goodness boyz! LMFAOOO This board gets more and more entertaining everyday let me tell ya! Knowing how I refer to sex I would think you would realzie that Im just "busting balls". I would NEVER do such a thing. If I was younger well then yea but not now. Some people can be help..others can't (IMO that is) If Im getting into a serious relationship with someone of COURSE I will mold them into a perfect seX machine. Yet, none the less, I am very picky when it comes to sexual pleasure as well as very dominant. If its not going the way *I* like, Im ready to take charge. So come down fellas....some of you need to develop a sense of humor...hahah ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Hell Ill hire ya anytime!!! Ill be ur Pimstress if you so choose. Go get an old Cddy convertible..drive around with some red velvet seats, disco ball ..... hellz yea... Oh and decarte aka asshole...stfu ...Im quite slim honey pie! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Well then I hate to break it to YOU... I was just testing the water ... seeing what kind of guy u were. I knew you were a mean ass PiMp! Myrlin treats his hoes with respect. Keeps us in top shape and proper. We aint no 2 bit tramps...like I said earlier...TOP ASS = TOP DOLLA! He knows how to run shit....right MyrLin!? No wonder all u other pimps are broke asses....sheesh ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

I dont dream baby... And whats this already calling yourself a Pimp...u dont have any hoes! lol You wanna play with the big boyz n girls...you got urself a game. Meetup in the playground at 3pm! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Can anyone recommend a site with images? Everytime I do a search I wind up clicking on links that open another window and another and another...its never ending windows over here! I cant seem to find any sites with good images. So....ya got any to share? Im sure others on the board could fins this useful for themselves as well... Thanks guyz n galz~ ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Awww poor Andy...tryin to get a piece of the action. You WILL NOT surpass or even come close to my EnchanTInG PiMp! He will have the finest ass of the board working for him. Abd BTW...I get even better medical, dental, and vacation then your giving...just because Im his number 1 ho! Fine ass = Top $$! lmao ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

Girl...you will need to speak with Mylin if you would like to be one of the bitches. Im sure you can work something out... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

OMFG ROTFLMAO Im in tears! This is hilarious!!! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

To all of the board members, we would like to make an official anouncement. As of 9:35AM on January 18th of the year 2001, Myrlin and I have come to agreement that I will now serve as his ho / bitch! Any and all inquiries must be directed to my FabuLOus PiMP MyRlin. Touching of his property in any way will be grounds for a brutal death imposed by the Maginificent Pimp! Thank you for your time... ------------------ "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn AOL = MadamKittE

Ahh...A little sneaky this morning, aren't we!!! I should have said "our spot in question"!!! But i will give you that one. I have to look out for you huh!! Yes yes...Im little Miss Coniver (well thats what my ex just recently called me)- I think it fits. Just watch your back baby...Im one tough lil cookie! But, I must also warn you ina ll fairness...I now have a Pimp, Myrlin. Any harm done to his property and youre gonna be toast!! ------------------ "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn AOL = MadamKittE

Kittie...I wasn't sure if i was going to go, but now i know i have to go to wreck your ass in our spot!!! Such a confident young lad you are...I like that! But my dear...did you notice..You wrote "in OUR spot"...guess I was there! ------------------ "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn AOL = MadamKittE

I agree mah woman! But I voted you CNYC's wallflower. Oh and most introverted board member too. I dont know how you got these daning awards! Damn. lol xoxo And FUNKY......I WAS THERE!! You and me are gonna throw down bitch! Will you be at the next S&D??? I will make srue I take over that spot and put u to shame!!! ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

Im not trying to cause *drama* but who gives a flying fuck about those awards already...lol. Not many people voted and it really was NOT legit in any way at all. Seriously man, it was obviously the same people. People which others seem to think of as a "clique" that always hang out together. I have to say I dont agree with that but whatever no biggie. In addition, it was something that Rachel thought up for fun. Yea some of you are cooler..Ill agree. I think some people on the board suck ass and others are cool, some are fake posers, some are back stabbers and some are legit. As long as you all knwo what you feel about others then chill. But just b/c of the poll dont think anyone is any better. Im honestly shocked about the catergories I was in and a little annoyed but big deal...it was meant in fun! But funky.....u are cooler...despite our little "twilo spot" fight...hehe Thats all for now kiddies..enjoy your day at work, school, home, or on the playground! Again....none of this was said for *drama* purposes. (yet some may just go in for the kill anyway) I was just saying what I felt! ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

I dun think I can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta go get this stupid maid of honors dress for my sisters stupid wedding that I dont even want a friggen part of! Dirty rat bastards! ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

First I gotta share a birthday party with you and now THIS???? You must feel realll special buddy boy.... Isnt ANYTHING sacred anymore? Sheesh~ ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

I think hes cheating somehow.... ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

Sorry guys but I dont think Ill be joining you. And to think..it would have been my first and only meetup out of the club scene...Oh well maybe another time if not tongiht! ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

Okay here is the bitch in me...the part many of you guys would hate to see... If a guy is bad the first 15 minutes of sex, I push the fucker off me, get my clothes back on and leave. Sorry but if your bad, you dont deserve me. Im not saying Im like the "Queen Fuck" but Im sure not wasting good cum on a bad lay. (especially when sex doesnt come everyday for me now that Im livin the single life) I dont believe in lying about this shit. Im not gonna boost some guys head up for no reason...lol. Thats just sad. But I havent had a bad one in a long time (well anythng for that amtter lol) I usually can tell right from the first time I kiss a guy if he'll be good....haven't been wrong yet! Im just *extremely* picky when it comes to sex. I require total perfection and euphoria! ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE [This message has been edited by misskittie (edited 01-17-2001).]

December 22, 1979 US: Escape (The PIna Colada Song) - Ruppert Holmes (this is one of my FAV songs too- very neato!) AND OMFG! In the UK: Another Brick in the Wall Part 2 by none other then PINK FLOYD!!! Damn I had a good birthday if I may say so!! ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

Sadomasochism is deriving pleasure by inflicting pain (either physical or mental) on yourself or someone else. Good? ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

Asphyxiation involeves attempting to reach a heightened sexual orgams by cutting off the oxygen and blood supply to the head during masterbation. You can die from this because it well stops the oxygen of course. Its also able to cause severe brain damage even paralyzation. Not everyone dies from it. Usually death by performing this is accidental. Normally it occurs when the person loses consciousness and falls forward and theyre strangled by a rope or something they have tied around their neck. Now one can avoid death if they do this with soemone. It should be someone you trust obviously. Now guys dont think Im going to try this. Hell I dont have anyone I trust to actually act this out with me or on me for that matter. Im just intrigued by it. Nothing wrong in learning about the different forms of orgasm now is there? Bt who knows...maybe one day I will try it...doubtful though..lol ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

YOUR TERMINOLOGY DEAR? Dont get soo high on yourself love...lol This is a common terminology that people use when they have not been somewhere. I think we are going to have to take away some of your magical powers...you seem to be getting a lil too big for your own good..hehe (You KNOW i love U) - - all said with a smile! Love, Your BimbO ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

Ya know hon Im glad to hear you say this. I wasnt sure if you were going to do it but its good you made this decision!! Good luck with it sweetie and you know how to get me if ya need to chat! Try those Xenadrines...hehe And if you slip...Ill beat ur lil patooti! xoxo kAt ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

Okay this is one my favorite doggies! They are Irish WOlfhounds and the dogs in these pictures are actually mine. Sorry about the horse but it was all scanned together. I also love pitbulls...mine in particular. Hes like a dog on Speed that spunky little pup. I do plan on getting a pug one day. I have had the largest dogs all my life so Im geting a lil bored...lolol. I also want to get a Great Dane, a silver one. But its all for the dog shows. I like the competition. ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE

Ohh goodness the horro! Nik I cant believe youre making me relive this! lol I had quite a few nicknames. Pumpkin - that was by Daddy cuz I was his cute innocent lil girl. (Hmm wonder why he didnt call me angel???) Beany - From my Aunt and Uncle b/c I lived on pork and Beans (and to think I cant STAND them now) Soupy - Well its a reference to may last name. Tigger - From basketball because I was wild on the court and Kitty didnt cut it here. And of course the one I still bear....Kitty. My friends thought Tigger was for the b-ball court and Kitty was off it! Now that Im done sharing my silly names...I must go.... ------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE