a couple is having breakfast on their 50th anniversary and the wife says "hey remember when we had sex right here on this table, that turned me on so much. how bout doing it again for old times sake." they both strip down and are looking at each other naked and she says "ooh yeah this is turning me on, my nipples are so hot for you" and the husband says, "thats because one is in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee"