Subject: The Mistress > > >A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this >absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the >husband >a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. >His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that??" >"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well that's the last >straw," says the wife. "I've had ?enough, I want a divorce." >"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but ?remember, if we get a >divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in >Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the >garage and no more yacht club.?But the decision is yours." >Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on >his >arm. >"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife. >"That's his mistress," says her husband. >?"Ours is prettier," she replies