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bastardino

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  1. Orchid, Here is a piece of advice for you. For the most high It is better that you take those pills and shove them right up your stinky ass. Teper po ruski. Tebe sovet. Dlia luchshevo kaifa zasun ati tabletki sebe v shopu.
  2. Shut that dumb hole in your face before you get hurt.
  3. "Promise You" by N'Sync "Baby one more time" Britney Spears
  4. You poor Dumbass. You think drugs are the answer to world's problems when they are in fact one of the causes.
  5. Does anyone know of BOARDS and i do mean boards such as this one where everyone just posts XXX Pictures? Thanks
  6. Playboy chic, LEt's be completely frank ova here. Why don't you be honest with everyone. 1. No one cares about you or you stinky ass boyfriend when he goes to the bathroom. 2. You fantasize about men coming up to you when he is in the bathroom, because Men won't come up to women if they think she's taken. 3. Stop flattering yourself.
  7. I dont know about yall but if I walk into a record store one more time and see a picture of a DJ on his CD I think I will puke. You would think they'd learn their lesson with DT (Still have nightmares about that) but now Digweed and some other incampoops are following in his footsteps. I mean WTF. Do these guys do it for recognition because I mean let's face it. These guys couldn't make it in any other aspect of the music industry and that's why they turned to playing other people's music to get rich and famous off of Naive Kids who praise them. What are all your thoughts on this?
  8. I was wondering if anyone has actually worked in a decent lounge or club as a bartender and how much do you actually walk away with>? Also how difficult is it for someone to get a job at some of the hot Spots of NYC. Thanks
  9. Bastards!!! listen up. Wednesdays at CHaos is Black Diamond Entertainment night. I'll let the rest of you figure it out. PS. This shit happens on these nights left and right, however, for some reason this one made the news.
  10. Fucking hang those mother fuckers. I say Adopt the no tolerance Syngaporian laws. Death to all fuckers that do Drugs.
  11. Iliana, Please, Calm down. It'll be okay, I promise. We will get the $ to finally carve a vagina out of that penis. I know it's difficult being a hooker with a penis but you're just going to have to manage while we try to gather up some $ for your valuable cause. PS. Your mom and dad are proud of you.
  12. Alpha, you're back? Please don't forget to say "Come Again" next time I see you.
  13. PS. Is it true that your mouth was used as a Sperm bank at one point?
  14. PS. Is it true that your mouth was used as a Sperm bank at one point?
  15. Damn, you can hang up there with the boys. Did I come in your mouth Iliana? I don't quiete remember. I do remember a tothless mouth stinking of beer. Because of you I am disolusioned with hookers as a whole. Thanks Iliana for setting me straight!
  16. That's right ladies and gentelman, girls and boys. I have the inside scoop that Illiana is a Transvestite Hooker. Spending her days in front of a computer and her nights sucking dicks pretending she's a woman. Just thought I'd share that with you all.
  17. I dont know about yall but I went out this weekend and got myself a cd Called Trance Nation. What can I say. I was never a fan of this type of "electronic" muzik but this thing has made me a believer. If you are a fan of trance or house I highly recommend on getting this CD as in my own opinion i Think this is the Best Trance CD currently in the world.
  18. As much as I despised DJ's I must say one pair does get me going and kicks my ass on the dance floor whenever I come out. Luv and LOdi. IMO the best DJ Duo in the world, by far. Just because they don't tour around like the butt Fag Duo S & D do doesn't mean they are any less skillful or talented. In fact, you can't even compare them to S & D as where S & D are very much one flavor and L & L are extremely versitale.
  19. One thing to avoid this year or any year in the future is the bullshit WMC. This is the biggest scame and greedy shit ever. South beach will be completely mobbed this year to a point where you can't even walk down the street. I won't even mention the clubs. And all for what? To hear some guy's spins someone else's records? And the sad thing is that you all adore and praise these people. Don't you realize that any one of you bastards can do the exact same shit if you just tried. And with the right connections you would be as big as S & D and you could sell all 70 thousand albums just like they did. ( think i could sell more by selling them in the subway). Everything will be overpriced and not worth it. So think twice before you make the mistake!!!
  20. I know I am and damn proud of it. I am 28 and I know I am still not ready to lose my virginity. That's not to say that I have never had an opportunity. I've done all but the actual act with this sheep I knew back in the day but whimped out the last second when I realized I didn't have a condom on me. I know that special one is coming though, I can feel it in my veins and my balls. PS. I am thinking of organizing a virgin get together or meet up as you call it. Any suggestions or attendees?
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