bastardino

Why the hell are you so stuck on living in Murray Hill? That neiborhood sucks ass.

What I seriously do not get is why are Puerto Ricans so Proud of being Puerto Rican? I mean you don't see the Chinese running around with China Flag bandanas on their heads. You just don't see shit like that with any other group other than Puerto Ricans. Have there been even 1 famous Puerto Rican? Other than a baseball player? I can't seem to recall any social contribution whatsoever other than Ricky Martin? I don't know any scientists, philosophers or famous doctors that are puerto Rican. Why the fuck go around 5th ave screaming "say it out loud, puerto rican and proud???????????????". What's there to be proud of? I would hide in my basement and tell everyone i'm from Argentina or some shit like that.

It's true, It's true. The hispanic population of US is the fastest growing one. They are growing at a rate twice as fast as whites and the reason being is that every puerto rican girl has god knows how many kids. In fact, you don't ask a puerto rican girl if she has a kid you ask her how many kids does she have. However, I am not to say you haven't have kids. But be fucking ready to support them. These girls have kids without having a pot to piss in. Then the kids end up being neglected or raised by some senile family members without knowing who their father is and they end up as rejects of Society as so many we have seen at the past parade. Let me spell it out for you B I R T H C-O-N-T-R-O-L. Fucking use it.

Yes ladies and gentelman it is in fact time for Bastardino to make his appearance. While i don't necesserily agree with Puerto Ricans to be shot I do have a much better idea. All the Puerto Ricans that participated in a parade to be shipped up by police cars and sent back to puerto rico. I mean they love it so much, they create Mayhem out of Manhattan. Unlike any other parade, Puerto Rican one I do think should be banned. He is right at saying that they have no class and no decency. Do you think it is a coincedence that mass arrests happened at 2 of their parades in a row? I have never heard of 50 women get sexually assaulted at any other ethnic parades, or anything even remotely close to that. These people have no respect for anything around them. They parade around thinking they own everyone. Anyway, if you are so proud of Puerto Rico, why not go back there and change they double digit unemployment rate there? For some reason they come to the states. And yes I do know that Puerto RIco is technically US territory but they still do not pay taxes.

Here is a recent one of me

Look at me I'm a DJ. Whopti du. Look at me I'm a DJ. Look at me I am talentless and I play other people's music and people think I'm talented. Whopti du. Look at me I have no musical ability whatsoever. YEeeeeh I'm a DJ!

Given that DJ industry is probably the Ugliest one Out there, this Vote is thus a tough one. However, I must say my vote goes to DT with John Digweed coming in at a very close second. What are your votes?

fuck you take a look at this http://www.technicolorsound.com/stick_fight.swf

-Translation. I have no life.

- Translation. I have no life.

I was recently (well pres day weekend)at the club you all know as Twilo. I believe that while most clubs do have drug abuse taking place inside the biggest hazard at Twilo (and the biggest concern of mine) is the DJ booth Capacity. The night I was there (only for 15 mins because I couldn't stand the people and needed to get out and puke) I couldn't help but noticing two of the fattest DJ's I ever laid my eyes upon. DT & CC those two must add up close to a damn ton. My question is, Has Twilo MGMT in the middle of all these drug related contreversies had the time to look at what that poor DJ booth can handle? There is talk about those two DJs coming back sometime in the near future but as far as I am concerned those two aren't laying off pancakes any time soon. Next time you are all fucked up on E at twilo dancing in front of a DJ booth take a good look at who is up there.

I think bastards like Perfocto (ebalnik) is a little bit pissed off because he wasn't let into one of these "glam" places. And for you information I don't go to exit, That place has no class. I only go to classy places. Places where you don't get in with your UFO pants and your fucking pacifier.

F.U

It's sad but true.

I'll show you troll, Ya lousy bastard.

God how sad is it to see people flock Twilo because a "trendy" european DJ is playing there. And don't fucking tell me people that go there are hardocore, maybe a small percentage. Most of the time people in TWilo don't even know who the DJ for the night is or wtf he sounds like. They just want to say I've been to Paul Van Dicks and I'm cool. You bastards should all reconsider where you all go on your weekends. Instead of going to a shithole like Twilo and doing your X or whatever the fuck you all do in there. You could take that same $25 and go to a legit place such as Float, Saci, Spa or Lotus, That's if you can get in. It'll cost you less too. Where people don't do drugs and everyone looks good and will usually have someone to love for the night. Plus the music is no worse than at fucking Twilo. I've said it before and I'll say it again, take any resident DJ from any of the clubs above I just mentioned and stick them in a place like Twilo and everyone will think it's PVD under the turntables. Don't tell me otherwise cause it's true. All that shit sounds alike. And the only people that may differentiate between the two are too fucked up on X and K to realize or care.

FUCK TWILO! GLAMOUR CLUBS ARE IN! Just because they don't bring in a "trendy" DJ with a catchy name (Paul Van Dick) or (Sasha and Dickweed) doesn't mean their music is any worse than Twilo. Honestly, I think people at Twilo are fucked up to an extent that you could stick any resident DJ from any one of these clubs and no one at Twilo would even know the fucking difference.

Why do I hate Twilo So much? I'll tell you why. Because that fucking place gives all the clubs in the city a bad fucking name. All the kids come down there and do their drugs, let me tell you something cobra, it's not a coincedence that so many drug over doses happen there. You don't see shit like that happening in Float, SPa, Lotus or any other legit place like that.

I have no tangible proof other than I have been told that the judge overlooking this last filing is a hard core republican. He he, ha ha ha, he he ha ha ha he he he he ha ha ha he he ahhahhahhhahahhahahha.

I am the happiest dude in the world. Yes ladies and gentelman, boys and girls it is true. Twilo's days are outnumbered. Outnumbered for how long you ask? That I dont know but there definately will be a Twilo court ordered closing for at least a few weeks in the upcoming month. Yes ladies and gentelman you heard me correctly. My praiers and daily phone calls to City Hall have finally paid off that fucking Twilo shit hole will finally be shut down. YEs!!!

Unbound, you're a nerd

Unbound, you're a Nerd

Who agrees with this post say so! I am all for adopting the syngoporian laws in this country. For all you too fucked up to understand what that means, here is the breakdown. Get caught with a Joint = Penalty, DEATH. Get caught with a pill = Penalty, DEATH. Get caught with Coke = Penalty, DEATH. You get my drift about the illegal substances. Then we'll see how many of you bastards will be oding at clubs.

PS. I'm only 280lbs so technically I am picking on someone my own size.

Sorry Unbound, but from the recent comments regarding the "inefficiency in research for people with terminal Illnesses" made by your girlfriend or whoever she is to you, it makes me wonder if her IQ is even Positive.