missincognito

Elevator Activities: Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. Sell Girl Scout cookies. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Shave. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When at your floor, strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. One word: Flatulence! Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!" Give religious tracts to each passenger. Meow occasionally. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side. Burp, and then say "Mmmmm...tasty!" Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" Shadow box. Say "Ding!" at each floor. Lean against the button panel. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space." Bring a chair along. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" Blow spit bubbles. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

If you were santa...could I sit on your lap? (lol- j/k) ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin dad?" His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do, fuck him?" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. Both are threatened by their own kind. Both mark their territory. Both are bad at asking you questions. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. Neither does any dishes. Both pass gas shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone. Neither understands what you see in cats. ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

Your such a tease! ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

Funny! ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

Congrats! ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

I'll be your huckelbury.... Say waan. ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

LOL- Who said I was teasing??? I was being sincere!! Seriously though, I hope you feel ok. Accidents suck- if it'll make you feel any better...last year I was ran off the road by a semi and my car was totaled! ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

I wanna go to the ticker tape parade!! This should be an official holiday that allows us the day off of work!! ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

Aww, myrlin.... I'm sorry!!! If there's anything I can do.... ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

Awwwww, He is ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE!!! Congratulations and best of luck to you and your family!!! ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~* [This message has been edited by missincognito (edited 10-30-2000).] [This message has been edited by missincognito (edited 10-30-2000).]

Checkin in... Feelin like poop myself. Hope everyone had just as good of a weekend as I did! (i need some sleep!! ) ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

oh, am I? Wanna to go to lunch...I'm starvin! ------------------ *~**~*~**~~ A swing is a piece of freedom on a leash ~~**~*~**~*

so true! ------------------ *~**~*~**~~ A swing is a piece of freedom on a leash ~~**~*~**~*

no-one liked my jokes! ------------------ *~**~*~**~~ A swing is a piece of freedom on a leash ~~**~*~**~*

That was cute! (I appreciate the humor!) ------------------ *~**~*~**~~ A swing is a piece of freedom on a leash ~~**~*~**~*

believe me I can wait...besides you gotta work for it. Besides, it's the chase that matters. You always want what you can't have. ------------------ *~**~*~**~~ A swing is a piece of freedom on a leash ~~**~*~**~*

How about my bedroom? (I'm JOKING!! of coarse!) ------------------ *~**~*~**~~ A swing is a piece of freedom on a leash ~~**~*~**~*

some of you have probably read this before...but I still get a kick out of it! ONE DAY A CUCUMBER, PICKLE AND A PENIS WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION: THE PICKLE SAYS: "YOU KNOW, MY LIFE REALLY SUCKS. WHENEVER I GET BIG, : FAT AND JUICY THEY SPRINKLE SEASONINGS OVER ME AND THEY STICK ME IN A JAR." THE CUCUMBER SAYS: "YEAH, YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY, THEY SLICE ME UP AND THEY PUT ME OVER SALAD." THE PENIS SAYS: "YOU THINK THAT YOUR LIVES ARE TOUGH? WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY, : THEY THROW A PLASTIC BAG OVER MY HEAD, SHOVE ME IN A WET, DARK,SMELLY ROOM, AND FORCE ME TO DO PUSH-UPS UNTIL I THROW UP AND LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!! Wedding Night A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you firs time and you flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?" "I wanna numma 69" she replies. He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You wanna beef with broccorri? hahaha!! he-he ------------------ *~**~*~**~~ A swing is a piece of freedom on a leash ~~**~*~**~*

Thanks Sweety!!!Have a good weekend... BE CAREFUL, and don't trip on anything as you walk around shit-faced like me!!! lol ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

Hey there neighbor!!! Nice to see someone else all the way out here! I'm going to Exit then the Factory!!!! have fun! ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

Congratulations!!! (I'm right behind your ass, too!!) Woo-hoo! Have a GREEEEAATTT weekend!! ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

LOL, that was funny...not in a mean way of coarse! ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

Have a fantastic weekend!!! BE SAFE, have fun, PARTY til you almost puke and hopefully everyone will be back to work (at least physically) on Monday. Enjoy!! ------------------ Happy Halloweeney!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*

I don't think I would....it would suck having to go to all my loved ones' funerals. ------------------ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~*