Unbound

Yes - but only for the size and not the emotions....

clitoris

quality post mate.....still laughting

Me getting arrested

E 19 K 20 cigs 21 i gues i'm like the rest of peeps on this board cigs come last - the power of advertising... they have mind control over us

would you like some tijis to entertain you?

yo mikey - long time no see... how ya been?........still at 55?...........what are the new gigs..please give an update....... peace

my guess would be darvin explained it almost good enought....its called Evolution

LOL - they kinda look alike too with the THE UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE ruling all ... will or will she not gimme ass yo G...wassup... i see you be postin' on CP now a lot.......

.::tear drop::. sounds like a great party - sowwe i missed it ..any more like taht to come?

A voice of reason..... Some of these folks are just drama starters -wicked drama starters... Dave runs this site pretty well... besides there is a promoter’s forum here - hello people - stick to topic please... I hate opening up a thread that has as a topic line: "LOOK INSIDE VERY IMPORTANT!" Opening it and finding out some dumb ass promotion for a lame ass party... if you going to promote something make it valuable - like for some underground rave or some bridge party -or some nice ass house party if you're just out here using the resources of club planet then you're just piggy backing on other peoples work... get off your lazy ass promoters and promote... this is exactly the reason why the club scene in NY is dieing out... I can count on my finger the number of good promoters that run "reliable" parties And that’s my 200 bucks worth of pennies

quote from another thread from another thread... this shit get's my blood boiling.... i dunno what i woulda done... i'd probably try to find a piece of class or maybe my keys...come up to the arrogant motherfucker and stuck the key in his eye and run.... and on that note PLUR to all

tits and cocks heh?....i hope you dont mean both one one person - cause i had enought of that when i was unvillingly stripped (topless) at lucky chings .. LOL ok so who sudgests who/what?.....

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put it in your pocket

ROFLMAO

yo C... completely agree with you.... this dude stuck two fingers up my ass.... shit he didnt even hit the drugs.... what a looser..couldnt even do his job proper.. everybody knows that you need to get at least 2 knockles in to hit the drugs........ and i was about to thank him for helping me plug the pills.... i wonder if they do this for Jr as well... you know have the pouncers assist you to plug the pills... so on behalf of the clubbing community i wanna thank Exit (anal exit) management for caring about us so much PS ...china club and exit should def swap names

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info please is britney gonna be nude?...and will peoplw with fake id's gonna be alloud in?..i just wanna know if i'll be able to score with 14 year olds and not get arrested?

nice tits

yhhy

The sad truth of dating is that you can’t always land that hot, stinking babe you’ve been drooling over all summer. It just doesn’t work out some of the time -- well, most of the time. But you don’t have to go home empty-handed. If you’re willing to swallow your pride for just a few minutes, then your bed never has to be empty at 3 AM. Hogging, what we call this unglorious yet essential practice, is the only joy a lonely man gets after a failed night of hitting on the buxom beauties who torture us by wearing revealing clothes to show off their luscious bosoms yet allow us n’ary a touch. The only real task to hogging is getting some monster over to your place before your buzz wears off. Wait too long and you’re bound to have second thoughts -- but remember, your trusty little buddy doesn’t care about the oozing acne on her face, so neither should you. I myself have had numerous steamy bouts of love with young ladies who have different anatomical records in Guinness for one reason or another. Take Hildegaarde for example. I was introduced to her at a party at her cousin’s house on a night I couldn’t land a hot chick for my life. But Hildegaarde and I were destined for each other this drunken night. I was enraptured by her voluminous belly which hung over her tight size 42 jeans. I imagined myself stroking her thick ankles; I imagined my tongue spelunking in her cavernous bellybutton. I resorted to my standard hogging tactics: First, I expressed my satisfaction with her beauty by complimenting her lovely eyes. Then, I stole a flower out of the vase in the front yard and presented it to her with my most charming smile. For a hog, this is just about all it takes. Needless to say, Hildegaarde couldn’t resist my advances. I took her by the hand and led her to a dark (darkness is quite important) private (private is too, you don’t want to be seen) room in the basement like a tugboat pulling an ocean liner out to sea. And that’s just what it was like -- going out to sea -- I rode her waves for several minutes. I made the unfortunate mistake of smooching her bosoms, on which the bristly stubble that encircled her nipples felt more like my father’s cheek than the fine paps of a succulent female. So, my young apprentices, let this be a lesson to you: Never try to make an Elle Macpherson out of a Hildegaarde. Leave your lips off her body and never, no never, kiss her lips -- that’s just an invitation for her to call you the next day. There are many different types of hogs, not just minivans like Hildegaarde. I have personal experience with female versions of Lawrence Taylor, enchanting lasses who resemble Bilbo Baggins from The Hobbit or the troll from The Three Billy Goat’s Gruff, and a girl with one eye and a harelip. My point is that women come in all different shapes and sizes; some are descended from animals other than apes; some, in fact, will eventually evolve into apes. Regardless, they all fill a great need and come enthusiastically to our aid. It is a mutually fulfilling relationship; all animals on the farm have a purpose, and hogs that sleep in their own feces are no less important than the beautiful filly horses that are groomed impeccably by the stable hands. In fact, sometimes I even prefer to keep company with unassuming swine than to be repeatedly kicked by snooty thoroughbreds.

howdy parna' this here - ya see is a mighty fine board.. lots of folk from ell ova', ya see... good to have ya' mighty, mythy swell peace, love,unity,respect....welcome

well the phazon sound system web site says that their is gonna be a new system installed in some club...it was gonna be glowbanna but dave confirmed that this is a prank..i dunno..if you know anybody at phazon find out... peace, love and twilo for all