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cmb1975

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  1. WHAT!!! Dont start tellin tales there sport. No one tried to ban you from anywhere!!!
  2. tip#2...believe half of what you see and NONE OF WHAT YOU READ. Hit the city girl
  3. HEY! I graduated in 93 too! Who you callin a dinosaur!!! (Morris Knolls Alumni--yay.) Clubangel....Belvidere...I think I know where it is....Yeah, just west of me, in bumfuck, that would make it....WEST BUMFUCK!!!
  4. What year? And yes....EVERYONE has partied in the woods!!! The best parties include a bon fire!
  5. Again, I say....FUCKIN PICK ME UP NEXT TIME YOUR HEADIN IN TO THE CITY!!! Damn...i drive in by myself all the time, no one lives by me!
  6. I think Augustus will still narrate. Just cause he is dead on the show, doesnt mean he still cant narrate. he doesnt narrate the show as his character anyway.
  7. Im pretty sure he's kidding about Hopatcong being a tough town. However, it is the only town where the dentists are poor!!!
  8. If you seriously live in Hopatcong, then you live like 10 minutes from me!!! Damn kid...give a girl a ride next time you are heading into "town"!!!!
  9. As reported in the Morris County Edition of The Star Ledger the Newspaper for New Jersey. BOONTON, NJ - From the bar where drinking is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Johnny's Taven at 300 Boonton Ave, Boonton, NJ. Recently a routine Boonton police patrol parked outside the tavern at 1:00 am late on a Friday Night. The officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man tumbled around the carpark for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The Boonton police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy, long live the Boonton Drinkers!"
  10. I saw it on the news last night too. I was gonna ask you and cosmigate if you knew the people. So sad.
  11. No school here. If Im not mistaken, a large majority of hte people on this board, are no longer in school.
  12. We can end the argument right here. Salteen is from Central Jersey...enough said.
  13. I had a great time regardless. However, the seating thing was fuckin ridiculous. I had to go into the ladies room to sit down!
  14. Yes honey, I remember!!! You looked lost!!! It was great meetin ya!!! Clubangel...Hon...wtf happened to you I dont think I saw you once after like 4am? Were you in a corner somewhere makin out!?!?!?!?!?!
  15. Probably still recovering!!! My pleasure darlin....I love to show you off!!! hehe
  16. Oh my god!!! sorry babes!! I didnt have a fuckin clue where i was!! Im so retarded!! We left about 730am to find my car had a god damn flat tire!!! Rough night! It was great seeing you!!!
  17. Did you see your name in the heading? Or cant you read?
  18. Okay...but dont say i didnt warn ya!
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