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BWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thats fuckin great!!!

LMAO!!! I was wondering when someone would say something!! Most of those people are fuckin scary! And did you see Calf Boy? Looks like he finally found a "woman" that can appreciate BIG calves....cause she has a pair!

ONe of my host houses!!! I got your couch! I got Cigs' closet!

GRUBBER!!!

Werd, yo!

Is not allowed by anyone who has less than 100 posts or hasnt atleast been called a fag, twat, cunt, bitch, homo, N****, Spic, WOP, Guinea, etc. by dough boy himself. Fairs fair. Leave the Saleen bashing to those who deserve to do it!

HOLY SHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHA ! Go read my thread about the classes!!!

Tired of being made fun of, picked on and abused on message boards? Are you ready to talk and type like a semi-educated person? CEFS (civilians for an ebonics free society) and CMFS (civilians for a moron free society) will be offering two new classes in the very near future. CEFS will be sponsering the "Ebonics to English Tutorial". In just 3 short years, you will rid your daily vocabulary of Bling Bling, Holla, Ma Baby's Momma, Tru Date and various other slang terms. Cost of the class is three easy payments of $9.95 (or a case of 40's, large box of Philly Blunts and Eminems latest CD). CMFS will be sponsering "How to write a complete sentence", emphasizing spelling, grammar and punctuation. In just 300 easy classes, you too can make sense!!! Cost of the class is just $3.95 a week!!! Transportation arrangements can be made, free of charge. We will send the short yellow bus to pick you up! Be sure to wear your crash helmets!!! Don't wait, classes are nearly full! SIGN UP NOW!!!!

Dont forget about CMFS (civilians for a moron free society) Please see the class list and sign yourself up for either class.

Are you kidding. This kid was first on the list!!!!

*APPLAUSE*

Hello love. Long time no see babes!!!

lesson #2..How to Punctuate! Lesson #3....How to spell out whole words. i.e. for instead of 4, to, too, two instead of 2, you are instead of u r....

My god...It gets worse everyday.

Sure, Im ready. I'd like to loose like 50 pounds first so I can blend in with the crackwhores that frequent the place, but.... And JBR has a present for me...or so he says...If so, Ill definately be ready!

Translation: "I would like for you to perform felatio on me so I can ejaculate in your mouth, homosexual." Hidden meaning: "I'm a tool. I have a small penis. I wasn't held enough as a child, except by my sneaky uncle. I need someone to kick my ass." As you were.

Great, I think we should have a "im gonna meet some guy i've never met so i can kick his ass because he doesnt like what i said on a message board" meet up. Sounds good. Tool.

Do you think we can get a special group rate for the illliterate morons on this board?

Thanks for your input. Now run along troll.

LMAO!!! I hear he may sacrafice a virgin. Looks like Im safe here!

You've got the right attitude to get into this party!

Im the head party for the party in my pants.

Is this really Ozzy's son?

LMAO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! O'Doyle!

I think me and ClubAngel could take all of ya!