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Ellen Alien?

Do you copy this stuff down on the back of your shopping list from the tabloids at the supermarket while you're waiting in line to pay?

Yes.

You stunads!

He was boring last time he spun at Pawn Shop.

I thought Justin Martin was a honkie. No?

On Saturday, start with drinks at the Shelborne, Sagamore or Delano.

I miss the Lust 4 House days at Delux...

Great... The last thing I need to see is pod taking photos of his mother's hairy forearms.

This might be the only party I go to this year... unless I skip WMC altogether.

It's Fanciulli. Oh... and

Is it January 12th or February 2nd? Fool.

I don't think anything has been announced yet. Sorry, sir.

Now does this $20 get you real top shelf liquor or are they back to filling Grey Goose and Belvedere bottles with Skyy and various unpronounceable Tajikistani vodka knock-offs?

:blah: Scarf music

Relax... I was just kidding, kiddo! This town is tough if you're under 21. Once in a while, venues cater to the 18+ crowd (usually Fridays). Stick to boutique hotel bars on Collins and stay away from the big clubs (Mansion, Suite, Set, Cameo,etc.) because chances are that you'll wait only to get carded and promptly sent out.

Chuck E. Cheese (early on) Miami Dade Correctional Facilities (for the gay "club"; bring your own bar of soap) Denny's (for afterhours) You're welcome.

Hi fuckface!

Hi Marco!

Yay! This should be lots of fun!

Shut your piehole, cookie.