ancientskewl

Let's see (pulls out the stone containing his birth dertificate): Feb. 25th

I'm a "SayreVillian" Middlesex County. Not an IMPoster, sorry I can't prove it. More of a "reformed" lurker killing time instead of sleeping here at work. The name says it all -- when I went to register to use this board and they prompted for my YOB they did'nt have a valid year for my ancient ass! jk!

10) Fugly Guys have nothing to lose and pretty much "expect" rejection everytime, so it's no big deal to them to just "go for it". 9) They're using the "shotgun" method which they know may yield some results just by sheer percentages alone. 8) Really attractive guys sometimes are too "pretty" to risk rejection and so they won't attempt to approach the ladies, sadly, this leaves the Honies vunerable to whatever Beasts are left in the room. 7) Some Fugly guys sit back and are very observant and smart and will "prey" on the cuties who are too awesome to be approached by the nicer looking guys. 6) Many Fugly guys are rich (or so they think) and will attempt to use this fact to compensate for their Butt-like features 5) Many Fugly guys get verrrrry Drunk and don't see themselves as Fugly at all! This in turn gives them the Ballmeat to approach the hottest looking ladies. SunGoddess, and Trevor69 hit it on the head: BeerGoggles. 4) The majority of the Fugly men out there know that by dating Fugly women they risk procreating their species and nobody wants that. 3) What God took away from their facial features, he sometimes replaced with really Massive Dickage. At least sometimes anyway. 2) Fugly girls won't talk to them, and so they figure its better to be rejected by the Beautiful ones. And the number 1 reason: 1)See number 10 above.... Hope that helps.

I meant no disrespect to the "Gods" Mr. Mok. I humbly sumbit most highest apologies to you and the Godesses who grace the clubs. And yes, I am offering my Body for sacrifice if that's the custom around here....

Whazzup everybody? I Just introduced myself to my Home-Humanz under the Jersey Section. I could'nt lurk any longer and just wanted to jump in and be heard occasionally. I don't have enough time to make "Gawd" status like many of you (Congrats?) but I do enjoy reading your posts... Twilo/Exit/SF eh? OK. And FTR, like I explained to the Jersey Ladies who were bold enough to post their flicks: You are ALL UFB -- Georgeous! Bye for now...

Whazzup everybody? I could'nt lurk any longer and just wanted to jump in and be heard occasionally. I don't have enough time to make "Gawd" status like many of you (Congrats?) but I do enjoy reading your posts... And FTR: The ladies who were bold enough to post their flicks are UFB -- Georgeous! Bye for now...