a) the only time in my life I've ever had to console myself after being turned away from a club was a JP party at Pacha when I was wrongly accused of using a fake ID. This situation was heartbreaking but after many free drink tickets I have come to terms with it. JAPy and attractive are not mutually exclusive, particularly after some plastic surgery. c) have fun hating everything this summer You might want to check out Neptunes, I heard it's a classy joint.