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whyd they make it a day party? wasnt it originally supposed to be during nightime on holloween?

hmnyc.. dude, which part of romania u from ?

ummm... exit???

just curious

wassup

I only herd of DJ Halo Halo.... and he blows

1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2) Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3) You know stuff about tanks. 4) A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5) Monday Night Football. 6) You dont have to monitor your friends sex lives. 7) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 8) You can open all your own jars. 9) Old friends dont give a crap whether youve lost or gained weight. 10) Dry cleaners and haircutters dont rob you blind. 11) When clicking through the channels, you dont have to stall at every shot of somebody crying. 12) Your butt is never a factor in job interviews. 13) All your orgasms are real. 14) A beer gut doesnt make you invisible to the opposite sex. 15) Guy in hockey masks dont attack you (unless you smash em into the boards). 16) You don+t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go. 17) You understand why Stripes is funny. 18) You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 19) Your last name stays put. 20) You can leave the hotel bed unmade. 21) When your work is criticized, you dont have to panic that everyone secretly hates you. 22) You can kill your own food. 23) The garage is all yours. 24) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 25) You see the humor in Terms of Endearment. 26) Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow. 27) You never have to clean a toilet. 28) You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes. 29) Sex means never worrying about your reputation. 30) Wedding plans take care of themselves. 31) If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 32) your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 33) The National College Cheerleading Championship. 34) You dont have to shave below your neck. 35) None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry. 36) You dont have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night. 37) If youre 34 and single, nobody even notices. 38) You can write your name in the snow. 39) You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest. 40) Everything on your face gets to stay its original color. 41) Chocolate is just another snack. 42) You can be president. (In this lifetime.) 43) You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passengers seat. 44) Flowers fix everything. 45) You never have to worry about other peoples feelings. 46) You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours. 47) You can wear a white shirt to a water park. 48) Three pairs of shoes is more than enough. 49) You can eat a banana in a hardware store. 50) You can say anything (-Wow, do my balls hurt!-) and not worry about what people will think. 51) Foreplay is optional. 52) Michael Bolton doesnt live in your universe. 53) Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room. 54) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day. 55) You dont have to clean your apartment if the meter readers coming by. 56) You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid. 57) Car mechanics tell you the truth. 58) You dont give a rats butt if anyone notices your new haircut. 59) You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking He must be mad at me. 60) The world is your urinal. 61) You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lovers about to leave you. 62) You get to jump up and slap stuff. 63) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 64) One mood, all the time 65) You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him. 66) You never have to drive on to another gas station because this ones just too skeevy. 67) you know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle. 68) You can sit with you knees apart no matter what youre wearing. 69) Same work...more pay! 70) Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. 71) You don+t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment. 72) Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75. 73) You dont care if someones talking about you behind you back. 74) With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earths population in 15 tries, at least in theory. 75) You dont mooch off others desserts. 76) If you retain water, its in a canteen. 77) The remote control is yours and yours alone. 78) People never glance at your chest when you+re talking to them. 79) ESPNs SportsCenter. 80) You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. 81) Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers. 82) You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother. 83) You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. 84) You neednt pretend youre -Freshening up- to go to the bathroom. 85) If you don+t call your buddy when you say you will, he wont tell your other friends youve changed. 86) Someday youll be a dirty old man. 87) You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase -Screw it. 88) If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies. 89) Princess Dis death was just another obituary. 90) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 91) You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because youre not in the mood. 92) You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny. 93) If something mechanical doesnt work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room. 94) New shoes dont blister, cut, and mangle your feet. 95) Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind. 96) You dont have to remember everyones birthdays and anniversaries. 97) Not liking a person doesnt preclude having great sex with them. 98) Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: -So...notice anything different? 99) Baywatch 100) Theres always a game on somewhere.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

I know ur all jealous.... haha... anyway .. those protein shakes and going to the gym dont do much for me.... and right now I need some damn pants...

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w/o paying 150$ for em? ;p

nothing new....

I see that mr. is gaining popularity

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whos going? any guest lists?

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haha.... The Hitchhickers Guide To The Galaxy ironic book, basically pointing out how important, and at the same time uselsess these questions really are. Flying is easy. All you have to do is throw yourself at the ground and miss. yeah.. its late.. and Im high... btw. How many people are religious?

I agree, if u wanna see competition in schools, go to korea or russia ;p And do u mean life is better that school? Ive been out of school, for hmm... about half a year, and its been hell. I wish Id be there worryinh about midterms, instead of going from gallery trying to not to get ridiculed, and still have the will to come home and work on my shit. about how society changed so much in the past years... well, you are wrong. Society hasnt changed much in the past 2 thousand years. We are preatty much in the same spot, asking ourselves the same questions. Yes, the technology has changed... yes on the average we probably due have a few more free extra hours, but society hasnt changed a bit. Computers dont change society as much as we would like to believe, they dont make us any smarter... These lofty near impossible goals are the standards, if anything school makes them seem more attainable. Kids in middle school have their lives planned out? Yeah... they do, and its always been like that.. my parents decided what they were gonna do when they were around 13, my grandparents the same way. Its always been like that. about the elders going thorugh shock... hah.. their experience has nothing to do with technology. Yeah, they cant type an e-mail, some of em dont even know what one is, but they went through the same shit that every1 goes through. School, competition, struggle to make a living, and all lifes experiences.... these things dont change b/c of computers and e-mails. And striving for perfection? haha, dont blame society on it. Its more of a sideefect created by the struggle for existance. You might even look at it as natural selection. The competition is getting more and more fierce, b/c we learn more and more, whoever cant keep up, you find on the streets of NYC. Yes, its hursh, yes, its a pain in the ass, as I hate it, but theres no way around it... well there is one way ;p. yeah... well heres my bitch session for today.

is there anything left out there xcept for audiogalaxy?

Im on the Made Events mailing list. here, this is the entire e-mail. Made Events presents SANDER KLEINENBERG this Saturday March 9 @ Vinyl, NYC. *Sander will be playing his longest set ever from 11pm to close* Door open @ 11pm $25 Vinyl 6 Hubert St (@ Hudson st, 3 blocks below Canal St) (212) 343-1379 To view flyer: http://www.madeevents.com/030902.php For reduced $20 admission please email names to reduced@made-events.com *PLEASE NOTE THAT REDUCED LIST CLOSES @ 1AM SHARP* In celebration of World DJ Day, Made events, Sander Kleinenberg and Balance Promote Group will donate all net proceeds and fees to the Nordoff-Robbins Music Therapy Foundation, which provides music therapy for autistic and severely disabled children. We hope you will join forces with the global dance music industry as we unite through World DJ Day and music to make a difference in these children's lives. www.worlddjday.com We have 50 advanced copies of sander's excellent new mix cd "Sander Kleinenberg-Essential Mix"(Essential US) to give away this saturday night @ vinyl. The first 150 people through the door will get to pick from a deck of cards, 40 cards will be marked "CD" and 10 cards will be marked "SK". "CD" = copy of the cd "SK" = signed copy of the cd by Sander www.made-events.com For further info, please contact: info@made-events.com Future events : Mar/Apr calendar : http://www.madeevents.com/03_04cal.php Mar 16: Deep Dish all night http://www.madeevents.com/031602.php Mar 23 : Dave Seaman + Bill Patrick http://www.madeevents.com/032302.php Mar 25: "Made in Bed" with Danny Howells *BED, Miami - WMC Event* Mar 29: Paul Van Dyk + Luis Diaz @ Sound Factory http://www.madeevents.com/032902.php * The return of PVD and Luis Diaz toNYC! Featuring a spectacular laser show by Stellar Designs and a live video presentation. Paul's live set will be broadcast on all 4 floors of the club with a live video feed on each floor. Mar 30: Danny Howells Apr 13: Sven Vath Apr 20: Way Out West (Nick Warren +Jody W.) Apr 27: Danny Howells --- You are currently subscribed to made-events as: a.adrian@verizon.net If you do not wish to receive future emails such as this one, send a blank email to leave-made-events-940434F@lists.ispi.net

u guys now about pvd at factory right? heh... anyway heres the info http://www.madeevents.com/032902.php

yeha, I saw it... couldnt believe it the first time... ;p

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