I guess ill start it off... i dont know weither this is funny or scary but... I was going out with this freshman when i was a junior (HS) and she was cute but really really prude... anyway after about a few weeks of not getting past sloppy second ( ) we finally started to move into un chartered territory (for her at least) anyway she decided she wanted to give me head... music to my ears right... wrong! she starts to kiss down my stomach, gently grabs my dick, put her mouth around it and proceeds to BLOW on my dick... now since she had her mouth securely fastened around my man hood there was no where for the air to go... the pain was beyond anything i could comprehend and at that moment i thought i was going to die... end of story but from that day on i always make sure a girl knows that a blow job... doesnt imply BLOWING ON MY DICK!