Rules of Engagement... Add your own... Rule 1. Your friend may never date your sister without first asking permission. If you should so allow him to date her if he fucks her over that is ground for a severe ass kicking. Rule 2. If you and your wingman are scoping a potential target and she happens to have a busted friend it is your wingmans obligation to jump on the gernade (hit on the ugly girl). If your friend should be to drunk to contain any situation and should happen to end up hooking up with her or worse fucking the beast. You have no right to bring up the situation again without adding the words "he was keep the she beast busy for me" or "he was really drunk and it was really dark." Rule 3. When consuming massive quantities of alcohol with your friend(s) and you are the most sober it is your job to make sure that your friend(s) dont start hitting on, dancing with, or spending money on anybody they feel they will regret when they are less drunk.