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trancerxn112

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  1. im there... i love avb... the only thing playing in my car is either something AVB or Tiesto...
  2. i think he means are you running up hill, Copernicus.
  3. yep thats definetly her! her chest is just amazing lol and easy to recognize...
  4. endocrinology is a great idea... pharmacology is too youll be rich if you get your Ph.D
  5. the doctor has spoken... i thought you were an english major?
  6. does anyone else notice and absolutely hate the way hollywood portrays gunshot wounds in action movies... he got shot in the abdomin and was walking around like nothing and lifting things up... he got shot 3 more times... and didnt die...wtf!!! and this isnt the only movie... hollywood has people convinced that if they take a bullet in the arm they'll survive 100% of the time and can probably even fire back with that arm
  7. dont you dance at webster hall fridays ?
  8. how many times do you masterbate... after i do it i feel invigarated (spelling?)... btw is this Jay?
  9. ewwww is that what you are going to wear?! j/k btw: i agree with this...
  10. i concur i talk to all my ex's with the exception of one or two but they are great to talk to just for fun and they always seem willing to invite you over the their rents are away... weither you accept is a different story altogether.
  11. id buy that for a dollar! lol
  12. those statistics dont sound right... they sound like someone made them up... that would mean 4 out of 5 kids understand the concept of rich, poor, god, the devil and are focused enough to figure out the correlation between them... i dont buy it. Besides i think 80% of em would say buggers.
  13. FRIEND: Definition of a person of the opposite sex who has that "Je ne sais quoi" which eliminates any desire to ever try and sleep with them.. PESSIMIST: Optimist with experience PSYCHOLOGIST: Someone who looks at everyone else when an attractive woman enters the room. UROLOGIST: Someone who looks at your penis with disdain, touches it with disgust, then charges you as if he'd sucked it. LOVE: Four-letter word, two vowels, two consonants and two idiots. DANCING: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire. HEADACHE: Method of contraception most widely used by women. INTELLECTUAL: Someone capable of thinking for more than 2 hours about something other than sex. PITIFUL: Someone with an erection who walks into a wall and breaks his nose. TONGUE: Sexual organ which some degenerates use for the purpose of speech. MONOGAMY: Repressed polygamy. NANOSECOND: Fraction of time which occurs between the lights turning green and the car behind honking its horn. NYMPHOMANIAC: Term applied by men to any woman who wants sex more than he does. TEAMWORK: The possibility of putting the blame on others. INTERVIEW: That which can be seen between the interviewee's legs. ETERNITY: Period of time which lasts from when you finished until when you leave her in her house. EASY: Term applied to any woman with the sexual morals of a man. HARDWARE: The part of the computer which you kick when the software malfunctions. IMPATIENCE: Waiting in a hurry. INDIFFERENCE: Attitude adopted by a woman towards a man in whom she has no interest; interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get". QUANTUM PHYSICS: A black man, looking in the shadows for a black cat ~~
  14. FRIEND: Definition of a person of the opposite sex who has that "Je ne sais quoi" which eliminates any desire to ever try and sleep with them.. PESSIMIST: Optimist with experience PSYCHOLOGIST: Someone who looks at everyone else when an attractive woman enters the room. UROLOGIST: Someone who looks at your penis with disdain, touches it with disgust, then charges you as if he'd sucked it. LOVE: Four-letter word, two vowels, two consonants and two idiots. DANCING: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire. HEADACHE: Method of contraception most widely used by women. INTELLECTUAL: Someone capable of thinking for more than 2 hours about something other than sex. PITIFUL: Someone with an erection who walks into a wall and breaks his nose. TONGUE: Sexual organ which some degenerates use for the purpose of speech. MONOGAMY: Repressed polygamy. NANOSECOND: Fraction of time which occurs between the lights turning green and the car behind honking its horn. NYMPHOMANIAC: Term applied by men to any woman who wants sex more than he does. TEAMWORK: The possibility of putting the blame on others. INTERVIEW: That which can be seen between the interviewee's legs. ETERNITY: Period of time which lasts from when you finished until when you leave her in her house. EASY: Term applied to any woman with the sexual morals of a man. HARDWARE: The part of the computer which you kick when the software malfunctions. IMPATIENCE: Waiting in a hurry. INDIFFERENCE: Attitude adopted by a woman towards a man in whom she has no interest; interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get". QUANTUM PHYSICS: A black man, looking in the shadows for a black cat ~~
  15. lift paint cans with ur feet 2nd place NY State Entreprenuership Competition... out of 300 other people
  16. I love the rain... when i went to Acapulco two years ago there was the most amazing tropical storm ive never seen lightning turn different colors... some bolts looked bluish, had a yellow, some were orange its was absolutely amazing... and a bolt every 8-9 seconds.
  17. i never thought id say this but yes... and to tell u the truth its kinda sexy too... i thought its be gross... gotta have sexy feet though
  18. i had a one night stand that lasted 2 months
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