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awesome then it serves a dual purpose... fun tonight... greek girls are hot plus they make wicked gyros

Here are some conversations that airline passengers normally will never hear. The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers from around the world: While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C' and D', but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move til I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out in Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?" -------------------------------- Unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!" ----------------------------- Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?" Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers" ---------------------------- The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747: call sign Speedbird 206": Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know vhere you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 -- but I didn't land." ---------------------------- O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

lol i was being facisious RDancer is my brother and hes more of a pirate then Captail Hook.

I love the KFC twister...

wonderful threadjacked by software pirates...

i have this vid... i love asian girls

when i get my own place i was to have a collection of weapons... not firearms but mostly swords and knives

Unrussian Russian?!! im fucking pretty Russian bro... i eat Borscht and drink smirnoff straight up... and i drive a fucking Maxima... unrussian... psssht

lol... yep... another thing about calistenics workout is being able to do it WHENEVER u want... if you finish and exercise and want a little more endorphin rush you can do another 50 pushups or another hand full of pullups...

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You are to kind...

i like them shorter then me in the range of 5'1-5'7... i also like tight bodies with curves where they belong and i live for smart girls... gimme a girl who can discuss the latest trends in consumption and ill be eating out of her hand....

lol im the middle...

Its alan hes a stud he always makes pictures look good...

id take that 7,000 and invest it in the euro... with the war over you will see an increase in european contracts to rebuild the country... thats a free tip for you Dee

greatly appreaciated my good man

lol at first i thought that was a shot at me and almost took it personal nice quip though

open it as a bitmap image go to format, stetch/skew and make it less then 100% if you want half make length and width 50% get it?

lol... ill get my team of crackers on it right away lol j/k or am i!!!

some people do know her very well and actually are concerned over the action she takes... we can only try to desuade her from her actions if they dont seem... prudent.

i really hope you mean this, you already know how i feel about this but my opinion doesnt matter... i hope you dont get crazy if the money starts rolling in.

thanks Jroo, btw if you feel that TKD doesnt have enough grappling and wrestling maneuvers try brazilian jujitsu, mu-tai or Judo.

Courage...?

working on getting pussy points with her?

hmmmm...