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like what exactly is ur definition of an exotic rodent... like a flying rat or an african weasel?

no faith... havent you ever seen those videos where the chick is getting fucked by some wierd contraption? either way why cant you just stick with your hands... does everything have to be such a process with women... first insert finger warmup, insert dildo, remove dildo, play with clit, insert i-rabbit... etc etc

see this is what i love about being a guy i dont need to spend 10000$ on a battery powered contraption to get myself off... i have a 20V Makita Reciprocating Saw... take off the saw and put a vibrator on it... bam $100 and it does other shit too like cut wood!!! (not that wood)

Butt... i especially like that upside down heart shaped ass... you can do side bends or situps but please dont lose that buttttt!

hmm will it make dick obsolete?

One of my friends wants to get this, any reviews on it?

"I am an efficiency EXPERT" - Bud Fox

lol yup the hi-quality pics chicks dig this

haha i feel you on this... whats even better are those velour suits that hug their asses and flair out on their legs. I used to make my ex wear those pants every time we worked out, when she was doing that thigh inducer machine the one where you open and close your legs i was ready to pounce on her.

you know if you make 2 seperate donations of 20$ you'ld get the same amount of pictures as the 50$ donation and save 10 dollars... we obviously have an economist on our hands here!

definetly, i love that especially with a tight mid drift yum

call me nuts but its sounds like the mojority of the people who tell you their penis size are telling you a whole world of bullshit... it takes a lot of balls to just come right out and tell perfect strangers the size of their most prized possession. I've often been told that despite what the general consesus is on the whole "size doesnt matter" size actually does matter, but what matters more is how you use that size.

6 months, im a born again virgin!!!

eel, venison, rabbit, duck, and the oddest... chicken HEART it was so chewy

Blow job Etiquette (By a Woman) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw: its not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON’T have to swallow. 5. My ears are not handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT me to puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart or fall asleep. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's “Hummer Week†- get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you because you need to have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - “Blue Balls†might have worked on those high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me that I have “wrecked it†for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior repeated in the future. 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talents. See rule #2 about gratitude. 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good and I don't care about the protein content... 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag. 16. Just because “it's awake†when you get up does not mean I have to kiss it good morning. A MAN'S REBUTTAL...... 1. First of all, yes, you are obligated to do it. If you don't we will find someone (younger, prettier, and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word “queef†mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry about it and be thankful that I am not pulling your hair. 5. When you’re on your period stuffing something in your mouth is the only way I can stop your bitching and moaning...suck it up. 6. Speaking of which if you are bleeding for 5 days straight you are in needs of fluids, trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the shit end of the stick in the flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of my dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are we've had better. 11. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you??

NEW LANGUAGE The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as “Euro-Englishâ€. In the first year, “s†will replace the soft “câ€. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c†will be dropped in favour of theâ€kâ€. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph†will be replaced with “fâ€. This will make words like “fotograf†20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent “eâ€s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th†with “z†and “w†with “vâ€. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o†kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou†and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world!

Potential vs. Reality A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?†His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I'll show you the difference. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned.†The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, “Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?†His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, “Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would.†Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, “Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?†His sister looks up and says, “Definitely!†The kid goes back to his father and says, “Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores.â€

THE DISCPICLES AND DRUGS Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple: “Who is it?†“It's Paul†Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Paul?†“Hashish from Morocco†“Very well son, come in.†“Who is it?†“It's Mark†Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Mark?†“Marijuana from Colombia†“Very well son, come in.†“Who is it?†“It's Matthew†Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Matthew?†“Cocaine from Bolivia†“Very well son, come in.†“Who is it?†“It's John†Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring John?†“Crack from New York†“Very well son, come in.†“Who is it?†“It's Luke†Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Luke?†“Speed from Amsterdam†“Very well son, come in.†“Who is it?†“It's Judas†Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Judas?†“The FBI, he shouts, EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!â€

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What shugga momma?

and i probably would watch his pornos mother fucker gets the hottest girls

lol it keeps your mind sharp when you have to remember lines... you should try it sometime, you have a shitty memory! Arts got a new girlfriend... coincidentally her name is danielle dont ask about jay because i have no idea how he is...

and stop eating asparagus...

its Jay Mohr... you never were into stand up lol you always had the confused look whenever me, al, art and jay talked about it.

well your question was what is the "best type of webcam" and a camcorder is the best you can get without dabbling in the professional equipment... my uncle actually has a digital cam corder that records in 24 FPS the same cameras used in documentaries and reality tv shows, in case you dont know what that is its movie quality so you can imagine how good his porno films come out...