trancerxn112

men arent as hard to please as women... we are perfectly content with our hands... we can change it up by using the other hand... or incorporate trick (havent really tried them) such as the stranger (cited in "Gone in 60 Seconds") where as the Bater sits on his hand for 20 minutes till all feeling leaves it then pull it out and rubs one out... therefore the use of a "plastic pussy" is unnecessary.

They happen a lot more often then people think... and a lot less often then porn will make u believe...

I dont believe in Apparitions but i believe in energy... that the dead are all around us and give us energy either good or bad... when u have a bad day ur surrounded by miserable spirits... when u have a good day ur surrounded by happy spirits... get it? as for Paranormal Activity... i dont doubt it... if ur dead for an eternity im sure u have plenty of time to find a loop whole in the system to buy enough time to have a little romp on earth.

You animal you... im going to have to hose you down!

Roxy Stage Crew... IE: look for a bunch of people talking with each other that are on or near the stage.

I would say that PhuturePhunk was Rizzo because of the articulation in his insults but i doubt Phuture would allow typos inside of his posts... unless he does that on purpose.

doesnt shit like this irritate u though... and yes i did get a boner... its like one of those pop-up clowns that laughs at you every time u hit it!!!

nope... teen nights usually blow ass therefore anyone over 18 most likely dont know of these types of events...

thats freakin scary... btw: ive seen some of these videos in a PowerAde ad anyone know where i can find it?

what a way with words

lol thats funny that you would say that because one time... they did

thats a first... usually i find that people love my sig... but different stroked for different folks

1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patient's cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

The Engineer And The Bike Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'" The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

DIE MARKO!

sounded like drugs

dude that is a TERRIBLE subject you just scared the shit out of me im a huge Tiesto fan and i would be devestated if something like that happened...

I heard a track last night someone told me it was by Oscar G but i didnt catch the name... it had a house beat and lyrics were something like "cause im addicted to drugs..." can any of you music gurus gimme a hand. PM me, IM me or Send the song to my Email at Trancerxn112@aol.com thanks.

For the time i was there i really enjoyed Mike's set. I had to breakout early cause my pain killers wore off and my tooth was giving me a nice reminder why i should have been home...

be on the lookout for the evil circle moderator... its like that pop-up gator bonking game... u never know where he will pop-up next...

and another thing... in all their generosity im sure EXIT can find it in their overflowing pockets to dish out 25+ g's every friday or saturday night... hell they operate for the public anyway... all profits are given over to charity...

I agree... if you have to choose from any of the 100 guestlists 69 is the way to go... Vote 69!!! 69 Everyone!!! Everyone loves 69!!! 69 For president... oh btw Central is in no way affiliated with the promoters associated with the guestlist listed as 69...

ummmm... Tiesto... resident at exit... who the fuck comes up with these things? mark my words... TIESTO WILL NEVER BE RESIDENT DJ AT EXIT... now stop with the stupidity

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