aboyfrombklyn

Camel Toe?

Last one.

Another

I'll let her wear my clothes any day!

I would love to be a porn star because I'm always horny as fuck, but I don't think 6 1/2" is big enough.

I'm up for anything except piss, shit, or lots of pain. Some pain is good, but not torture.

Nevermind a dildo, can you stick your big nose up my ass?

I swear, you'll be the first person!

What the fuck is wrong with me? I want to stab everyone in the office with these scissors in my hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back off motherfucker! That's my girl!!!

Just this morning my girl flipped out on me when I said something to her. It's like I can't say anything to her without her getting so mad.

Like "I'll stick my dick in your fuckin' ass and then I'll crack your head open" ????

knees weak, arms are heavy! Doesn't that song make you want to fuck somebody up????!!!! I'll rip your fuckin' head off!

Who cares? That's a good thing!

Not today honey. I will lick your ass though.

you can't say anything to a certain someone without pissing him/her off???

I've come to the conclusion that women are PUSSY.....cats. I'll tell you why. We, the dogs, spend our entire lives chasing after the PUSSYcats. And when we piss the PUSSYcats off, they hiss and scratch the shit out of us.

Sorry guys, just having a rough day.

Doesn't sound real to me! Just kidding. Sorry guys, just a rough day. I've been on edge lately and I don't even know why. My therapist said it's scaring him. It's scaring me too. I was just trying to cheer myself up and it backfired.

Oh God! Give me a break! If you are serious, then you really need a reality check. The minute I fool around here, you take it all serious. As for cheating on my girl, I never cheated on anyone in my life and never will because that is the type of person I am. I have to say some people are such hypocrites. They sit in front of their computers and cry about how their partner cheated on them, but then they go ahead and do the same thing. Losers!

No, we just ate and fucked each other's brains out.

I know. She always talks all this shit about anal on the boards, but she's not really into it.

We were hanging out, one thing led to another, and the next thing I know, she has me pinned to the floor with her tongue down my throat. Then she undresses me and kisses me all over. By this time I'm hard as a rock, so she puts my cock in her mouth and sucks me off for a while. I figured I had to show what I'm made of, so I flipped her over and laid her on her back and went down south, eating her pussy for a long time (she smelled and tasted so good) until she begged me to stop. Then she threw me down again and started bouncing up and down on my dick. It was unbelievable!!! We finished off with me pounding her from behind (she loves that) while I rubbed her clit. It was the amazing sex I ever had!!! K, anytime you ever want to do that again, just let me know!

It was the most amazing sex I ever had!!!! You were wonderful!!!