aboyfrombklyn

This Is To Anyone Who Talks Bad About NYC: ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!! All you people out there who say NYC sucks can move your asses outta here! We don't need people like you here anyway! Except for the 6 months I lived out in southern Cali (which sucked!), I've lived in NYC my entire life (22 years) and I love it! There is no place like it and there never will be! To the people who say NYC is dirty: Put 10 million people anywhere in the world and it will get dirty. That's part of NYC!!! If you don't like it, you can leave!!!! Better yet, go to L.A. That place is a real shit hole! I'm sorry, but I'm sick and tired of people who come to this city (and country) and talk trash about it. If you hate it so much, why the fuck are you here??

What she meant was "DAMN! You must really have a small dick!"

Why? Do you wanna stick it in my ass?

not being able to post pictures anymore??!! Every time I try to view a pic, it's all screwed up.

How did that feel in your ass?

I know! It doesn't make sense. Do people just give up because it keeps coming back??? Guess what ladies???? I have to shave almost every day and I keep doing it!!!!!!

Not this time honey! I've got an angel wrapped around my arm (and yes, we are now having sex!)

Let me explain something to you. I'm about average (a little over 6) when it comes to dick size and no girl has ever complained about it. There are very few men out there who have cocks that are over 7 inches. If some guy tells you that he has a 9 inch cock, chances are he's lying. Every guy out there (myself included) probably wishes he had a bigger cock, but I bet most of your friends are probably the same size as you are.

WTF is this world coming to???? I went to get a haircut yesterday and there was this woman with a thick gray mustache! WTF is going on??? I started gagging when I saw her. It was so disgusting. My question is: Why in the world would any woman ever let hair grow that much on her face????? I don't care what sort of hormone imbalance you have or how fast it grows (it's not bamboo, it doesn't grow that fast!). If you shave or wax constantly, there's no reason why you should have any hair on your face!!!!! Come one, I shouldn't have to look at that! These people should be executed!!! Get rid of that hair!

Wouldn't it depend on the circumstances? For example, if I met a girl who was in jail for shooting her father because he sexually abused her and her mother, why would I hold that against her???

A grand a day?! Send me the #!

I don't know. They all come out screwed up!

No worries.

Learn how to spell OCTAGON.

1. Start out by being a little more mature. It's hard enough to get an older woman to like you if you're a younger guy, but you're just making it worse when you act like a 2 year old 2. Don't tell them you're just looking for sex. You may get lucky finding some MILF out there who just wants to bounce up and down on your dick, but chances are you'll meet an older woman who's looking for some sort of commitment. 3. Meet some mature people. If you're still hanging out with the losers on the corner, how do you think she'll react to that? 4. Quit being a dick. 5. DO NOT POST ON THIS SITE. (Maybe I'm mistaken, but you won't find that many women, if any, over 30 posting here)

Eh, it'll do.

Who's Tony?

I'm used to trying to help people get rid of their problems, but I'm afraid I've come across a problem I just can't fix. My friend from work told me he's HIV positive. I guess all I can really do is continue to be his friend. It's a shame I can't do anymore. Life sucks sometimes.

Ok, let's try this again.

I think I'm an ugly bastard. You decide.

Are you serious? I'll let you stick a dildo in my ass if you let me suck and fuck your pussy and ass!

I'd like to meet Somebitch so I can stick my cock in her ass!

What's wrong with that? A woman's ass is a beautiful thing!

Nice thoughts honey, but I wasn't talking about my girlfriend. Hey, I called you honey. Now can I lick your ass?

She's just mad because I won't stick my cock in her smelly asshole!