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It's a beginner's game for every Jewish child

As long as the check is Kosher, everything is Kosher...

Why do this survey when they can just write a check?

I love Jessica Simpson, her music is shit but she looks dope

Me too!

This is by far one of the funniest things I've read and seen all day.... Eva Longoria REALLY REALLY needs her make-up: Just in case you never believed in the power of makeup, this is what Eva Longoria looks like without it. So the next time you've got your pants down masturbating to pictures of her in a bikini keep this picture in mind. Because apparently she's a gnome. And that turns you on.

YAY, Happy B-Day!!!

That's what happens when honky's hang at the beach all week...

Happy Birthday! MIE I hope your Birthday is Sty-free

WOW! I'm going to S. Kingstown tonight. As long as he isn't breaking into the place where I'm sleeping...

Now I know why you where talking to my friend Jenn?

Your jars? Your jars, can't get wet coming over the boarder? HOLLA! I'll give you some jugs!

Do they have a holder on them for your Cerveza?

Not that we don't get along because we do, she just drives me nuts. She talks about herself all day long, complains that my husband "doesn't pay enough attention to her anymore". She also sometimes says the weirdest stuff to me, it's just weird. I don't think she realizes what she says sometimes. And don't get me wrong, I don't hate her or dislike her, she's just a little hard to stomach for 1 1/2 days straight...

Tonight - Get out werk a little early, pack up and drive through massive amounts of traffic to VT, dance by the camp fire nekked Tomorrow - Swimming and diving from waterfalls, smoke mad bud, eat smores and drink beer until I puke Sunday - Hike 8-9 miles, repeat from Saturday night Monday - Come home and werk for a little while then to mother in laws to sleep over double :( Tuesday - beach in RI, try and stay as far away from mother in law as possible

Friday - Werk then go camping in VT, sitting by the fire by 9:30pm Saturday - Frolicking in waterfalls and smoking mad bud Sunday - More of the above with maybe a nice 9 mile hike in between Monday - Werkiepoo for a bit, then to RI Tuesday - Hopefully, on the beach in RI, riding bikes

Candy, your avatar is making me horny here at work.... Stop that!

You will be having much more fun then us, enjoy.... You'll be missed

BBBBBOOOOO! Where you going?

Possible GNO in the works, going to try and work my magic over the next week and a half....

Friday night was awesome, Music ROCKED all around! Thanks Eli for introducing me to Luke And thanks to Avi and Jose for inviting us to Kosherland, REALLY wished we could have stayed longer but we really couldn't. Also, I want to thank everyone for coming out to my B-Day celebration, so much fun!

Happy Birthday!

Just remember that after the first one, you will feel like a million dollars! See you tonight

You could give someone a buzz with your breath... Just think you get to do it all over again in about 4 hours

LOL!! I say you tell them you accidentally took some Cialis and you've had an erection for more then 4 hours, requiring immediate doctors attention...