wisdom

hmmm .. sensual or rough ... sensual or rough ... are they my only choices? I'd have to say... sensual but not by much combos are the way to go slow-hard-fast-sweet-upsidedown yep thats tha way

no way all raver chics are hott reminds me why I go to raves ... or at least are the best reason for going to raves ... I'm still not going though cause I got better things to do on the subject of candy kids(I luv you kiddies) a wise man once say

yeh five hours is not enough for sex or turntables I like to do both at the same time though so that saves me some time respect? shoulda asked for love cause I got lots of free love to share I'm not giving out any respect though you gotta earn that ok ok heres a trick (just in case anybody clicked on this topic hoping to learn something about turntablism) this trick is one that I like to use here and there to add flare and start working on the positions of tha trainspotters jaws its the kind of trick that I like because it not only adds ummm like I said flare but it also adds to the music and gets more sounds out of a basic set up (not like some peoples tricks that -look cool but don't do anything for the music) you drop the volume on one channel ALL THE WAY DOWN then you take in input wire from the deck to the mixer and unhook it then just tap the wire in to the input and raise up the volume you can over load the sound or tap out a pattern to match the beat just make sure not to raise up the volume on the channel your using too much or you could blow out your speakers I like it best for bass filled tracks try not to wear it out once every now any then for three or four seconds should be enough theres other things you can do with those inputs on the back of your mixer, anybody know em?

I dunno I'm all bout sharing although I'm alot more likey to share a wash rag with a g/f then say grandma ___________ how much funk is to much funk? is there such a thing?

hmmm... where should I start #1 no machine is ever gonna sound better then me #2 my lack of spelling skill has nothing to do with my being the sickest brotha ever to lay his fingerz on wax #3 yeh I kinda figured 99% of you knew how to transform already but I didn't wanna start with the good shit in case you all didn't wanna share your tricks with me #4 wheres tha love, I was all bout gettin some love going ... but instead all you all are doing is hatin on me... wassup.... ok I'm gonna give you all a second chance ... just try not to post anything negitive.. I got no time for tha unkind peace

hey everybody:tongue: before we begin our topic today I just wanna say a few things bout love and sharing which (in the admittly fierce) compation seems to have been lost some where. now I'm not trying to take no bodies job or ... well ok maybe possiblily I am trying to win some compatitions but any way its really gonna come down to who has the most skills (and I play the turntable 5-10 hours a day) and who's got the most soul. So I see no reason for us not to share (theres that word again, doncha think thats a beutitiful word) our little tricks so that we can all play our music a little better. Ok that said I'm gonna lay down one of my favoritive tricks and if you all share with me then I'm gonna share with you. Now pay attention I'm gonna start with something simple till we see what you all come up with. Transforming this is where you flip the fader real fast (you can use that little thingy up over your volume too,in fact thats how I like to do it) and chop the sounds up ... yep thats about all there is to it now go pratice that for a while and posts up any tricks you have for getting new sounds out of a basic turntable mixer set up and one day I'll come back by and post some good stuff and before long we'll have that good old loving vibration going again right here on this message board. and before long will be playing our music so good with all the stuff we learn from each other that we'll take that love and give it all the people in the world who need it. ok? peace

wow two at once three at a time. I can almost smell the funk in here you people are freaks:tongue:

yeh I think it's more a matter of mutual respect and love, if those things are lacking then you should think about finding a new partner(s). on the other hand sex should be "fun" other wise whats the point

there were three kids going back to their school late one night after a big party. The drunk was at the wheel boozing as usual, his good buddie the womeniser was regaling his friends with a story of the three some he claimed to have just be in while their other friend the hippe was in the back seat packing a nug for them to enjoy. Just then the drunk ran off the road and the car brust into flames and they all died. they woke up on a rock in a sea of fire. Before them stood a big read man with horns a goatee and a pitch fork. "you are sinners"said the man "and now you will pay" . he grabbed the drunk "You, what was your greatest sin". The drunk, remembering the crash said "I-I-I-I I th-th-think it was too much drinking". "Fine" bellowed the devil(for that was you the man was) "then you will pay for 1,000 years". He then threw the man in a room filled with all kinds of alchocal and locked him in. Then he turned to the womeniser "You what was your greatest sin?" The womeniser seeing what happened to his friend said" Umm... sir I have too much sex" then added hopefuly" with a lot of really hot girls" "fine " said the devil and put him in a room full of incredably hot young women. Then he turned to the hippe "relax brother man" said the hippe "I already dig what your gonna ask me and sir my biggest sin was smoking to many of these things" and he pulled out his nug jar. "fine" said the devil and put him in a room full of every kind of dank nugget in the world. ......................a 1,000 years later The devil opened the first door and the drunk crawled out, covered in his own puke and hung over badly. "how was it?" asked the devil. "Ohh ... the worst" said the man "I'll never drink again" "Ok said the devil" you learned your lessionyou may go" And the drunk crawled up the stairs back to earth. The devil opened the second door,reached in and grabbed the second man out off the arms out the women who were refusing to let him go. When he finally got him out he asked "how was it" The man,covered head to toe in skratches and bite marks said barely able to speak"I never knew that sex could me a bad thing ...please please please let my go and I'll never have sex again" "Ok Ok "said the devil "you did your time you can go" and the man went back to earth. The devil opened the third door and the hippe ran out and tried to run up the stairs. "Not so fast"said the devil" how was it" the hippe shook his head"brother you gotta let my go I havn't had a bowl in 1,000 years" "Be you were in a room full of weed" said the devil to which the hippe replied with a sob"but I did'nt have a lighter" and the devil just smiled:D

what happened to all the mesc? I ate it all! ha ha ha:jawdrop: the stuff in the fridge should be good I think its good dried but if it was freash then you should check it for black decay and if its all rotten then don't eat it other wise...

back in the day(before I grew up and stopped taking drugs) I used to have a five foot bong with a buncha check marks on it for all the people who puked from taking too big a hit. I've also have alot of people pass out from smoking too much in a single session(lightwieghts). I however throughly enjoyed smoking right up to my last hit two years ago.

rush sucks not even nearly as good as a whippit. sex is better with out rush, thats how much it sucks(less you also like to huff paint thinner and snort glue) the best way to get her broke in is the finger and tounge technick decussed ealier but if you really wanna get her into it have her do it to you first, then when she sees how much you like it she'll wanna try it to:D ----------- 2nd post on my way to becoming an old skool legend

hey everybody:tongue: anybody wanna trade mix tapes my most recent tape is a bunch of stuff thrown together,you'll like it (real tapes/cds only no mp3s)