"My fellow Americans. There are those who would like for us to stay focused on the bad things ... on the negative. They'll talk about the hundreds of young Americans dead and wounded in Iraq. They'll say I mislead the country about weapons of mass destruction. "These naysayers will tell you the economy is bad just because we have a massive budget deficit and because American jobs are disappearing overseas faster than ever. "Well, I believe in looking forward to a positive future for this country and I'm here with some good news that all Americans can be happy about. I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by speaking to Geico. "Good night, and God Bless America."