naomi1

UGH!

LMAO! The replies on this thread are way too funny. BTW, I am really scared of how some of you think.

If this is the real DP....Then, welcome to the board buddy.

> > > Have a good long think before you answer this one!! > > > This is a genuine psychological test. It is a story about a girl. > Whilst at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then... A few days later the girl killed her own sister. > > > Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? DON'T Scroll down until you have thought what your own answer is to this question!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly - good for you. If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance.

>Liquor Warning for 2002 > > > >Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor > >manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following > >warning labels be placed immediately on all containers: > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the > >hell happened to your bra. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are > >whispering when you are not. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a > >retard. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends > >over and over again that you love them. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that > >ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the > >morning. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically > >converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical > >Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the > >morning and see something really scary. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable > >rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are > >tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are > >invisible. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are > >laughing WITH you. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the > >time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally > >disappear. > > > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars". "Why does the parrot cost so much?" the customer asks. The owner says, "Well, it knows how to use a computer." The customer asks about the next parrot and is told "That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system." Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot and is told "That one costs 2,000 dollars." Needless to say this begs the question "What can IT do?" To which the owner replies "To be honest I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!"

Saleen, that's one of many things that I found to be very interesting in Miami how the weather patterns are down here. You never that kind of stuff in Chicago...

I can't wait to see it....

I am so glad it is Friday..... No more work until Monday!!!!!!!

I hope everyone has a great time at Space. We will have to miss this PVD event but 4/sure we will be there Tiesto.

Anytime!

I get emails from all sort of sources....this is how I keep my sanity,,,

I also did the same trying to lick my elbow. LMAO!

Dude, you know how things are.... we'll see. I also have to work Friday night, that really sucks

Tony, I love your sig. PVD on fire! Nice!

:eek: That's cute! I would never do that to my son (if I even have one).

I have to agree with you on that one. The people at the DMV are the worse people. I think that is part of the requirement for them to take a training class on how to be rude and how to speak English with the heaviest accent. That's why I always get an appointment. Bump that! I will never go and wait in line and hope to get out early. Even when you have an appointment you have to wait but at least the wait isn't as long as the others who get there without one.

Did you know... It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in its head. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. Horses can't vomit. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. EBITDA: earnings before I tricked damn auditor. EBIT: earnings before irregularities and tampering. CEO: chief embezzlement officer. CFO: corporate fraud officer. NAV: normal Anderson valuation. FRS: fantasy reporting standards. P/E: parole entitlement. EPS: eventual prison sentence. BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake Himself for a financial genius. MOMENTUM INVESTING: The fine art of buying high and selling low. VALUE INVESTING: The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO: The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER: What my broker has made me. "BUY, BUY": A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane. STANDARD & POOR: Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST: Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER: A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes. MARKET CORRECTION: The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. WINDOWS 2000: What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. YAHOO: What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR: Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT: Religious guy who talks to God

Let's be nice guys....Leave the mud sling off the board or just move this thread to the drama forum.