naomi1

PLEASE STOP Posting about Eddie G. You're making me sick!

Happy B-day!!!! May your day be filled with many wishes coming true!!!

Happy B-Day!!!! Mimid!!!

You still can't spell my name,, huh??? Silly man!

The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter. The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf replies, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The hood pulls out a large gun and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "NOW ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?" The deaf man replies, "The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate." The interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger."

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications & said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," the man said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!".

Isn't DP going to spin at Exile?

LMAO This way too funny!!!!

Lay-off the drugs dude....

I never had the pleasure of meeting you... But I hope the very best to the both of you

Did I read correctly,,,, Stogie is going to try to make it to Tiesto???? Let plan this buddy. I will make it a point to introduce you to all the CPers that I know and if any that I haven't met yet Tony or Soldado can introduce us both. I still owe you for not going to your b-day party.

LMAO! , funny Tony but true!

Congrats Sweetie!! Good things come to those who wait....

bump...

Good one!

Central Miami 10 min to Club Space 15 min to the Beach 10 min to Coconut Grove 15 drive to work at Peak traffic time But I sure this place would not be agreeable with most on the board, since some Spanish is required. This doesn't bother me since the trade off is worth it. My place is very big and at a great price and close to everything. Most importantly my furniture looks great!

I agree! No more drama! If there is an issue go to the Drama Forum I'm sure you'll find people to reply to the useless drama that has filling our Miami board. Yes, I am the first to post jokes and stupid pics but this doesn't cause any unnecessary insults to anyone nor doesn't it cause the drama that has been prevalent in the recent weeks. We are here to talk about music, exchange different websites that may interest us and to hear about events that are coming-up. This is not a place for nasty arguments.... Let's keep it civil... We should be enjoying each other instead of fighting with each other... Like I say to my daughter..... If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all... That is my F.U. for the week....

I gotta agree with you on that one....

LMAO! this thread is way to funny.... Some of my buzz killers are: 1. Drunks who are trying to hit on you but can't help spitting while talking. 2. Overcrowded clubs... I am no super star dancer but I need space! 3. Men or women that can't handle their stuff. UGH! 4. Stupid drunk (or whatever else the may be on) women trying to hit on your man while you are standing right in front of him. 5. Fights.

Can't we all just get along????

Happy B-day Stogie! Sorry for not making it to your party on Saturday... but I promise I will make it up!! I just want to wish you the very best on your day and that all dreams & wishes come true.

> > Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer > > I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass > > and think about the workers in the brewery and > > all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't > > drink this beer, they might be out of work and > > their dreams would be shattered. > > Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this > > beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish > > and worry about my liver." > > --by Jack Handy > > > > I feel sorry for people who don't drink. Cause when they wake > > up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. > > --Frank Sinatra > > > > > > An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend > > time with his fools. > > --Ernest Hemingway > > > > A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the > > decency to thank her. > > --W.C. Fields > > > > > > When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. > > --Henny Youngman > > > > 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!! > > --Stephen Wright > > > > When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. > > When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, > > we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! > > -- Brian O'Rourke > > > > Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. > > -- Benjamin Franklin > > > > Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind >is > > beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but > > the > > wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. > > --Dave Barry > > > > Beer: "Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!!..." > > Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. > > To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group > > It only takes a moment to make someone else's > > day brighter. >