naomi1

I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day, I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse starts bucking out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell headfirst to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as I was losing consciousness, and beginning to give up hope, the Wal-Mart manager came and unplugged it. Thank goodness for heroes! BTW, this really didn't happen...

New Age corporate and investment acronyms CEO: chief embezzlement officer. CFO: corporate fraud officer. P/E: parole entitlement. EPS: eventual prison sentence. BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. MOMENTUM INVESTING: The fine art of buying high and selling low. VALUE INVESTING: The art of buying low and selling lower P/E RATIO: The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BUY, BUY: A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane. STANDARD & POOR: Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST: Idiot who just downgraded your stock. FINANCIAL PLANNER: A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes. MARKET CORRECTION: The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. WINDOWS 2000: What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. YAHOO: What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR: Someone who has owned equities for the last two years and who's now locked up long-term in a hospital PROFIT: Religious guy who talks to God

"Happy B-day!"

If Ducks Hunted People...

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Congrats! Gregg! I am very happy to hear that your patient will be getting his chair. BTW, who cares what Herald or anybody else has to say about you anyway. What matters here is that your patient knows that you were looking out for him.

:eek:I think I am going to try it out....

This is very disturbing to see how a major news paper company here in South Florida handled this situation. Obviously, they haven't thought out the repercussions in handling this unfortunate situation in manner they did. I for one think you should send first an email to "Help Me Howard" it may sound corny but it is a start. Then send a letter complaining to the Herald on how this poor individual, that was promised a chair, is now without one. Third and most importantly speak to an attorney regarding this issue. From the information you gave it seems as if there were an agreement of some sort and that constitute as a contact. Both the Herald and the chair company maybe liable for backing out of the contract, which are grounds to sue someone for. I am not an attorney but if you need to get one or your client, I can refer you to one. PM me if you want the info.

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I know the same thing I said when I got the picture this morning...

LMAO!!

Full time: Parent Paralegal at a law firm & Fulltime Student at Barry University Full plate!

HAPPY B-DAY!!!!

You hit on the nose, Stogie! BTW, I haven't been posting as much

Good Morning to u too! :grin:

Congrats! I have been slacking...Too busy at work

Now that's funny! Sad but true...

Welcome to the board! As the CP World Turns

We've been taking a very low profile.... as you can see...

A special "Friday the 13th" freaky image... Wait until the above spiral is smoothly "swirling." Then stare at the center of the spiral for about sixty seconds. Then look at the back of your hand... It should appear to be twitching and moving... as though bugs were crawling under your skin...

Happy B-lated B-day Tony!! May you have many more!!!

My new work philosophy: Always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Fridays And remember... When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off. Now get back to work.

I'm still in school. I am attending Barry University (expensive!). Go school and I will be graduating next December with my BS.