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These are great mixes!
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Rev. Al Sharpton Seeks Gangsta Rap Ban
bennyblanco818 replied to clubbingirl's topic in Music & Media
Rev. Al Sharpton is the biggest P.O.S on the face of the earth! -
Teddy Ruxpin, for those of you that need a hug!
bennyblanco818 replied to primetime2479's topic in Sex
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Lets keep this BUMPED!!
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There pool is there WORST!
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Centro is the new Bed like SB, but its called something else
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LOL! What did you mean by first to have him?
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20 bucks is to much for you?
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Question about move "Party Monster"?
bennyblanco818 replied to daillestmattyg's topic in New York / New Jersey
JaySea is currently trying to smuggle Peter Gatien back into the country! -
LOL! I love this board
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I bet you'd love to get BEHIND Junior!
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Maybe we could meet up,and you can take me somewhere to have that done?
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I Think 100% that Junior is behind this!
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THE PERFECT SOLUTION? By AJ Kowalski Tired of waiting endlessly in Parkway traffic on your way down the shore? If you're like most of us, there's a good chance you've spent countless hours staring at the back of the same bumper, riding your brake and have possibly developed a minor case of whiplash from the stop-and-go that one encounters while attempting to arrive at the New Jersey Shore. Travelers fear no more! I have the solution. -- THE GUIDO EXPRESS LANE -- The proposed Guido Express Lane, or G.E.L., is structured identically to the H.O.V. lanes introduced in the late 90's across much of NJ, NY and PA. The following requirements for access to the G.E.L. will apply to all vehicle occupants: Cut-off shirts or wife beaters must be worn at all times. If the vehicle is a convertible, no shirts are allowed. Capri pants must be worn. Addidas pants are acceptable only with matching jackets and a Kangol hat. All vehicle occupants must have identical haircuts - spiked all around (including the back) or must have shaved heads. All sideburns must be shaved to a point. All body hair must be completely shaven. All vehicles in the G.E.L. must be considered "exotic" or "luxury cars," but must be paid for by the driver's parents. Vehicle must contain at least 13 pounds of fake silver bracelets and necklaces. Necklaces may only be loose enough to allow minimal breathing. Should any member(s) of the vehicle fail to comply with any one of the aforementioned requirements, said member(s) will receive a two-month suspension from Joey's in Clifton and Tempts. In addition to the obvious ecological benefits, the proposed G.E.L. would also provide the following free of charge: Upon entering the G.E.L., the vehicle's radio would automatically be tuned to a satellite feed of "What is Love" by Haddaway or "Louder Than Love" by TKA. (Driver preference) The center divider would be lined with Sunburst Ultra Sun 4000 series tanning lamps which would run 24 hours a day to ensure a perfect pre-beach/club complexion. To become a G.E.L. member, you must be Italian (or try really hard to look Italian) and test positive for steroids. So the next time you're at a dead stop at exit 143 for two hours, take a minute and think how much you would appreciate a G.E.L. I, and all the Tri-State area guidos, am counting on your support!
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THE PERFECT SOLUTION? By AJ Kowalski Tired of waiting endlessly in Parkway traffic on your way down the shore? If you're like most of us, there's a good chance you've spent countless hours staring at the back of the same bumper, riding your brake and have possibly developed a minor case of whiplash from the stop-and-go that one encounters while attempting to arrive at the New Jersey Shore. Travelers fear no more! I have the solution. -- THE GUIDO EXPRESS LANE -- The proposed Guido Express Lane, or G.E.L., is structured identically to the H.O.V. lanes introduced in the late 90's across much of NJ, NY and PA. The following requirements for access to the G.E.L. will apply to all vehicle occupants: Cut-off shirts or wife beaters must be worn at all times. If the vehicle is a convertible, no shirts are allowed. Capri pants must be worn. Addidas pants are acceptable only with matching jackets and a Kangol hat. All vehicle occupants must have identical haircuts - spiked all around (including the back) or must have shaved heads. All sideburns must be shaved to a point. All body hair must be completely shaven. All vehicles in the G.E.L. must be considered "exotic" or "luxury cars," but must be paid for by the driver's parents. Vehicle must contain at least 13 pounds of fake silver bracelets and necklaces. Necklaces may only be loose enough to allow minimal breathing. Should any member(s) of the vehicle fail to comply with any one of the aforementioned requirements, said member(s) will receive a two-month suspension from Joey's in Clifton and Tempts. In addition to the obvious ecological benefits, the proposed G.E.L. would also provide the following free of charge: Upon entering the G.E.L., the vehicle's radio would automatically be tuned to a satellite feed of "What is Love" by Haddaway or "Louder Than Love" by TKA. (Driver preference) The center divider would be lined with Sunburst Ultra Sun 4000 series tanning lamps which would run 24 hours a day to ensure a perfect pre-beach/club complexion. To become a G.E.L. member, you must be Italian (or try really hard to look Italian) and test positive for steroids. So the next time you're at a dead stop at exit 143 for two hours, take a minute and think how much you would appreciate a G.E.L. I, and all the Tri-State area guidos, am counting on your support!
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The Old Soundfactory Space reopening???
bennyblanco818 replied to dipellescura's topic in New York / New Jersey
What a fucking loser to get SF tattoo on your back -
Dr.Dre The Chronic Snoop Doggystyle NWA Niggaz4life
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What was everyone thoughs on BORIS!
bennyblanco818 replied to bennyblanco818's topic in New York / New Jersey
Tough Crowd! -
The Old Soundfactory Space reopening???
bennyblanco818 replied to dipellescura's topic in New York / New Jersey
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I need a GREAT Tattoo artist!!
bennyblanco818 replied to franlynn25's topic in New York / New Jersey
Chilltown Tattoo Ask to see the Ruler, you won't be dissapointed Jersey City, NJ 201-659-4848 www.chilltowntattoo.com -
Denny Tsettos @ SPIRIT {Thurs. Feb 24th}
bennyblanco818 replied to dlparty's topic in New York / New Jersey
Good luck Denny!! Glad to see you back NYC!!