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  1. *..i can see your bra....

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    i'll be happy when they lose the bra all together...

    just that low shirt... some fake boobs poppin out defying gravity... it'll be great... and there will be a party... and we will play bumper boobs riding the backs of fake boobed bitches...

    oh yeah...

    love the wifebeater with dark bra... or no bra...

    ... :)

  3. best present you ever got?

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    awww... thats so sweet... ;)

    anyway... now, for a real present...

    10 blowjobs... 1 day...

    my birthday...

    very slutty... very X girlfriend...

    very best birthday present ever... :)

    2nd best...

    recieved a puma jacket... pretty woman style...(like when he gets the tie...)

    ..although i did have to mention how awesome that scene was too many times to count before it happened...

    we would have to go pretty far down the list for the best presents to not involve sex...

    anyways... blaaahhh.

  5. Wealthy

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    i'm quoting Chris Rock... you lifeless bitch...

    i'm sure everyone on here can find a dictionary or log onto websters.com

    wealth·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wlth)

    adj. wealth·i·er, wealth·i·est

    Having wealth; rich. See Synonyms at rich.

    Marked by abundance: a wealthy land.

    Well supplied: wealthy in compassion.

    n.

    (used with a pl. verb) Rich people considered as a group. Often used with the.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    wealthi·ly adv.

    wealthi·ness n.

    [Download Now or Buy the Book]

    Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

    Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.

    Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

    wealthy

    adj : having an abundant supply of money or possessions of value; "an affluent banker"; "a speculator flush with cash"; "not merely rich but loaded"; "moneyed aristocrats"; "wealthy corporations" [syn: affluent, flush, loaded, moneyed]

    Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=rich

  6. A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man

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    6 months probation... thats it???

    i hope her fellow inmates get creative with the glue on her ass while she is in jail...

    or maybe a forced Mastectomy... or maybe just a date with jack the ripper...

    i guess he should just be happy it was Gail... and not Loraina Bobbit...

    i really wanna see how much money he actually gets... did bobbit get a settlement???

  14. ladies, would u allow....

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    i wouldnt treat it as a "take a fucking shower before you touch me" situation...more like "lets fuck in the shower"

    i could deal with that...

    i think this topic is giving me flashbacks to an X who was a prissy girl...horrible in bed...and horribly annoying...

  16. ladies, would u allow....

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    if you go for a walk maybe to dinner or just along the waterfront... in the summer with your boy... whatever... its 90 degrees out... you're a lil sweaty...

    you had a great time... fun romantic and such...

    when you get back home... do you shower before the sexual marathon... or just go at it... (now remember you prolly took a shower right before this adventure began)

    what would you do??? :bounce:

  17. ladies, would u allow....

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    its nice to be clean first...

    but if you are allready into it...

    i think stopping to shower is a lil bit too clinical...

    (within reason... if you smell like shit take a fuckin shower)

    sounds too much like a rule with you girls... rules suck...

    if this girl made me shower each and every time before we had sex...

    it would get old real quick... and this is how i picture the conversation...

    "oh baby, oh baby... that feels sooooo good... and i'd love to sex u up... but you really need to shower first... please use the lavender body wash... and don't forget to spend extra attention grooming your asshole... you know how i hate an unkept crack..."

    "you ridiculous uptight bitch... when i finish this bong you betta be gone... "

    "or the luffa condoms are comin out again..." :bounce:

  18. should i let my gf work as a shot girl?

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    well, my gf wants a job for only a few hours a week but she thinks she is too good for anything else and has her mind set on working as a shot girl somewhere, and all day all i hear about her wanting this job. Should i just say fuck it and let her find a job as a shot girl(which would be no prob for her) or could this cause problems in our relationship?

    i dunno bout you... but tellin my girl what job she can and can't have would be a bigger problem than this mess... and i wouldn't have it any other way...

    also if you think she is gonna cheat on you cause of her job... she prolly would've cheated anyway...

    people are gonna do what they are gonna do regardless...

  23. just saying no?

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    if you are out at a club or bar... ask the bouncer to be your boyfriend for the night...

    when i bounce... i have to do this for some girl almost every night...

    most dumb asses would rather leave you alone then have thier ass kicked in the alley or far worse... have the alcohol cut off... :pint:

    :bounce:

  25. Do you know what the fuck you're doing?

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    And if you dont know what you are, ask the first chick, ask the second chick. If you start to get the same answer, then you know.

    don't ever ask... if you are great they will let you know...

    "i don't know how you do this to me!!! oh god... you are the best i've ever had"

    and when they are layin in the wet spot without a care in the world... twitching, legs still shaking... fall down when they try to stand up.. tellin you how you should write a book on fuckin... then you know... :bounce:

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