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No matter how hard you try.... it can't be done.... sad but true.... don't make urself crazy.....

:finger: nice fuckin wannabe site you got bitch....

I like the dead body line.........

Holy shit that red hair dog thing you got going on is so funny...............:goofy: :goofy: :goofy:

Everyone in general. It's just how I'm feeling today..... :shades2:

I have a piercing story... i had a friend in high school that got her belly button done and then 6months later there was a big ball cyst there.... and then she went to the doctor and she had to use this black paste stuff for a while but that didnt work so she had to get a nice golf ball sized thing removed.... isnt that cool?!!??!?!?!

There's no such thing as love.... if you think about it... if you look at your parents.... grandparents.... or any married couple..... no one is in love 100% of the time.... you kinda just gotta find someone you get along with and likes to be around you and thats it......... life is one big joke...... always being setup for the let down...... emotions suck and you should let no one fuck with your head...... if you think about it...... everyday you are alive you are one day closer to death.... life is one big slow suicide.... Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

You can't say it better .........

Joey's

you motherfucker

yep...... pimpin ain't easy......

HELL YEA!!!! You need to get that so the pimp sings "life ain't nuthin but bitches and money"

!!!!! CLICK SLAP THAT HOE CLICK !!!!!!!

> > >41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, > > >amusing, > >practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the > >center of attention, > > >but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also > >see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll > >always cheer them up > > >and help them out.

> > >"Dr. Phil's test"..... > > > > > >Dr. Phil gave this test on Oprah she got a 38. Some folks pay a lot > > >of > >money to find this stuff out. Read on, this is very interesting! > >Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate. And it > >only takes 2 minutes. > > > > > >Don't peek but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. > > >Answers are > >for who you are now ... not who you were in the past. > > > > > >Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by > > >the > >Human > >Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations ! today. It helps > >them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective > >employees. > > >It's only 10 simple questions, so ... grab a pencil and paper, > > >keeping > >track of your letter answers. > > >Ready?? Begin... > > > > > >1. When do you feel your best? > > >a) in the morning > > > during the afternoon & and early evening > > >c) late at night > > > > > >2. You usually walk... > > >a) fairly fast, with long steps > > > fairly fast, with little steps > > >c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face > > >d) less fast, head down > > >e) very slowly > > > > > >3. When talking to people you... > > >a) stand with your arms folded > > > have your hands clasped > > >c) have one or both your hands on your hips > > >d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking > > >e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair > > > > > >4. When relaxing, you sit with . > > >a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side > > > your legs crossed > > >c) your legs stretched out or straight > > >d) one leg curled under you > > > > > >5. When something really amuses you, you react with... > > >a) a big, appreciative laugh > > > a laugh, but not a loud one > > >c) a quiet chuckle > > >d) a sheepish smile > > > > > >6. When you go to a party or social gathering you... > > >a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you > > > make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know > > >c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed > > > > > >7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're > >interrupted,do > >you... > > >a) welcome the break > > > feel extremely irritated > > >c) vary between these two extremes > > > > > >8. Which of the following colors do you like most? > > >a) Red or orange > > > black > > >c) yellow or light blue > > >d) green > > >e) dark blue or purple > > >f) white > > >g) brown or gray > > > > > >9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before > > >going > >to > >sleep, you lie... > > >a) stretched out on your back > > > stretched out face down on your stomach > > >c) on your side, slightly curled > > >d) with your head on one arm > > >e) with your head under the covers > > > > > >10. You often dream that you are... > > >a) falling > > > fighting or struggling > > >c) searching for something or somebody > > >d) flying or floating > > >e) you usually have dreamless sleep > > >f) your dreams are always pleasant > > > > > >POINTS: > > > > > >1. (a) 2 ( 4 © 6 > > > > > >2. (a) 6 ( 4 © 7 (d) 2 (e) 1 > > > > > >3. (a) 4 ( 2 © 5 (d) 7 (e) 6 > > > > > >4. (a) 4 ( 6 © 2 (d) 1 > > > > > >5. (a) 6 ( 4 © 3 (d) 5 (e) 2 > > > > > >6. (a) 6 ( 4 © 2 > > > > > >7. (a) 6 ( 2 © 4 > > > > > >8. (a) 6 ( 7 © 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1 > > > > > >9. (a) 7 ( 6 © 4 (d) 2 (e) 1 > > > > > >10. (a) 4 ( 2 © 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1 > > > > > >Now add up the total number of points. > > > > > >OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." > >You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. > >Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, > > >but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply > > >involved with > >you. > > > > > >51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, > > >rather > >impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make > >decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and > >adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes > >chances and enjoys an > >adventure. > > > > > >They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you > > >radiate. > > > > > >41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, > > >amusing, > >practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the > >center of attention, > > >but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also > >see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll > >always cheer them up > > >and help them out. > > > > > >31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, > > >cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or > >talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, > >but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who > >expect the > >same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it > >takes a > >lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes > >you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken. > > > > > >21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. > > >They see > >you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. > >It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively > >or on the > >spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully > >from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this > >reaction is caused partly by your careful nature. > > > > > >UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, > >someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to > >make the > >decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They > >see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people > >think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you > >aren't.

u nut..... :laugh:

relationships are overated..... dont do it.....

the dancers are nice.... but why not have them for the main show too.... i dont get the guys with penis es...... :laugh: :confused:

holy shit that was funny......