sassyassgrrl

I only get nauseous if I'm coming down from a really long binge (for me that's about a month) or if I've been drinking. I cannot drink with blow; I'm sick for two days if I do. Usually, this helps: Take a pill (vicodin, anything with codine or hydrocodone, tylenol pm or drink some nyquil- if the last two are strong enough to work for you). Wet a cold wash cloth; put it on your forehead, or if that's not enough, take a bath in luke warm to cool water. Lie down. This should put you to sleep in half an hour to an hour. Then, you can wake up and do more coke, if you want of course.

First and foremost, I'd like to take Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jennifer Aniston and have a sexy little slumber party, teaching them both a thing or two about full on girl on girl action (no more little kisses Buffy). As for men, Ewan McGregor (at his Trainspotting weight, in his little yellow t-shirt, and the first thing I'd do is lick his protruding hip bones). YUMMY! And Colin Farrell- though the Irish thing does scare me a bit because he's probably uncircumcised. Eeeww. It's like a dick wearing baggy sweat pants. Oh, and I can't forget the pornstars. A little sandwich of Kobe, Jenna and myself wouldn't be so bad. . . Okay, pretty much everyone I guess. Get in line and take a number.

Anyone else ever pay their $60 plus tip to be waxed hairless for 4-6 weeks (more like 1-3 weeks)?

The answer is: yes, yes, and yes. To qualify this, I love anal sex anyway, but as a very girly girl, a finger up the ass makes everything better, even general conversation, especially if you're not the most attractive of blokes, makes things much more appealing. *sassy*ass*

You don't have to be plump to have a nice little ass (and no tits what so ever to speak of). . . I am proud to have a JLo ass on a Sarah Michelle Gellar body.

I think I do a bit of all of these things to obtain energy! I do yoga in the mornings, then coffee and Stackers (3) through out the day, then a line or two before I go out, and then a general mixture of red bull, vodka, e, blow and extreme happiness that I'm not at work (the non-work thing alone does it, I think), and then I dance and dance, and I don't sleep for a couple of days. . . Not to mention that even my multi vitamin contains ginseng, and I'm very petite and weigh under 100 lbs. My god, am I going to die soon?