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sotuorlando

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  1. Now that, is fucking hilarious!
  2. The President of the Welcoming Committee has spoken, goodbye.
  3. Sounds Great, I def have to hit this up!
  4. I hear you, I've been to a couple of them, but 24 hours!?! Not sure, but I dont think DT has done 24 Hours.
  5. Yo, whatever happend to Stylus, Vers Style, and Huda Hudia....used to be some of my favs!
  6. I dont want to step on anyones toes, bc I know the NY'ers absolutely adore JP, but this guy has to be on some major drugs to spin for 24 hours!
  7. As soon as people realize its about the money and not the people, the faster everything will make sense.
  8. You know your apart of Clubplant when... Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the club When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. You have a "happy hour" at home When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car "Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." Your favorite drink is ethanol. "Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" "I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender." You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while You frequently urinate outdoors. When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't. You fall asleep taking a dump. You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse. You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you. You find it's easier to study drunk. You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center. Beer ads make sense. You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room. You mix your cocktails by the litre. You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss. You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! "Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar. You can focus better with one eye closed The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar You fall off the floor. You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore. The glass keeps missing your mouth. Vampires get woozy after bitting you. At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm. Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive. If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories. "Take me drunk, I'm home!" You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW YOUR APART OF CP IS... You drink to get over a hangover.
  9. sotuorlando

    U2 Concert!!

    WOWWWW, what a show...I went to the Elevation tour and this one was right up there...what U2 did with all the religion symbols in the backround...WoW! To Cool! Greeeeeeeeat Play list!
  10. IMO Pizza Rustica ALWAYS hits the spot!
  11. Did you hear what he said...OMG I DIED!
  12. Tiesto @ The Guvernment in Toronto 2001 - first he threw down Silence followed my Rapture....Best Party moment of my entire life...Obby can tell you!
  13. No offense bc I love the Dolphins but....this is EXACTLY how the season was predicted to turn out...it just sucks after that beginning of the season tease, with us winning 2 games. No surprise here...I have 2 words...Matt Leonhardt!!!!!
  14. Yo, tonights game between you and I is going to be a battle to the end, Edge Vs. Steven Jackson...let's see how this one plays out!
  15. In your expert opinions which are some of the nightclubs that you see falling victim to the viscious Miami nightlife? Also which ones do you see surviving? IMO, Metropolis stays, Gentlemen, have you seen HOW MUCH ASS IS IN THAT PLACE.....and If it was'nt for their deep pockets I'd say Nocturnal goes. Talk amongst yourselves!
  16. Some personal favorits of mine: Barton G China Grill Sushi Samba Tuscan Steakhouse
  17. I also agree that all the U2 cd's are the greatest albums of all time, but a close second for me has to be Pearl Jams epic "TEN"!!! Classic!!!
  18. WOWWWWW what a huge game by the Canes!!! They really needed that win today....and with the Canes coming back home to face the likes of Colorado, South Florida, and Duke, we should be 4-1 in a couple of weeks. Then travel to Temple which should be a gimme, 5-1, and then to Georgia Tech where, after building up a head full of steam, should be our first real challenge since the lost to FSU. My only knock is we have to definitely keep our penalties down, and Wright has to learn to throw the ball away now and again. Oh..... what's up with my boy Tyron Moss dammmmmmmmn homeboy is baller! Psssssst, by the way, FSU goes down to tonight to BC!!!
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