I, for one, am shocked that Dina Lohan -- the self-proclaimed White Oprah -- would behave in this fashion. Wait, scratch that ... I'm shocked that she would allow us to see her behaving in this fashion. Someone needs to tell that woman that she's not 19 anymore and if she wants to enjoy the fruits of her famous daughter's labor then she should stick to spending her money at Tupperware parties and not on "party supplies" with her daughter -- you know that Linds prolly needed help finishing off that bottle of Jack Daniel's (well, okay ... maybe not but I am trying to make a point here). It looks like L. Lo really needs someone to intervene and try and straighten her out -- I just don't believe that her mother is up to the task